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(ESPN)   Patriots coach Bill Belichick splitting from his wife -- apparently she wanted to be a tight end and he wanted her to be a wide receiver   ( divider line
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2005-07-14 08:18:56 AM  
Maybe she was tired of having to share their bed with Tom Brady.

/kidding. Pats fan
2005-07-14 08:26:07 AM  
Funny headline trumps misc.
2005-07-14 08:42:09 AM  
I thought it said "he wanted her tight end to be a wide receiver." Then I realized it didn't. It got less funny.

Hope he had a pre-nup, or he'll be left with a nickel defense.
2005-07-14 08:46:53 AM  
Just one of the many, many reasons that the Eagles will be an unstoppable Ring-winning force this season.
2005-07-14 08:50:51 AM  
Actually, this is a good thing. Less distraction for Belichik.
2005-07-14 08:56:48 AM  
Terminal Frost:
Just one of the many, many reasons that the Eagles will be an unstoppable Ring-winning force this season.


Philadelphia = Chokesville
2005-07-14 09:05:50 AM  
Terminal Frost

If you keep on telling yourself that, it may just happen one day....

(probably not this year)

(or next)

(or the one after that)
2005-07-14 09:14:15 AM  
The Eagles will have no chance this year thanks to that shiat-bag Terrell Owens doing everything he can do be a distraction.

Seriously, trade his ass to the Raiders, since his personality fits in so well with that slime team. He and Moss can be failures together, and Warren Sapp can be the douche bag ring leader. It makes perfect sense for all.

/Go Broncos, fark the Raiders
2005-07-14 09:20:31 AM  
Terminal Frost

From the Article:
But the separation occurred before the 2004 season, one in which Belichick appeared undeterred by personal issues, and in which the Patriots won a third Super Bowl title in four years.

If the Eagles win the Superbowl this year, it will not be by a distraced Patriots Coach. Good Luck!
2005-07-14 09:27:50 AM  

The Team and the Fans aren't worried about the media-hyped TO situation -- why should you be?
2005-07-14 09:34:45 AM  
Terminal Frost

I have absolutely no connection to the Eagles, so I'm not worried about it. But history has shown that a whining prima donna will always be a distraction, no matter how hard you try to disavow it (Kobe Bryant, I'm looking at YOU).

It's too bad, really, because I like McNabb a lot. And I really, REALLY dislike T.O. He is in the athlete KHITBASH pantheon with Deion Sanders, Jeremy Roenick, Latrell Spreewell and Bill Romanowski.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2005-07-14 10:02:02 AM  
Maybe she was tired of having to share their bed with Tom Brady.

Maybe he was tired of having to share their bed with Tom Brady.
2005-07-14 10:31:28 AM  
If T.O doesnt play with the Eagles.. they won't have any offense.
also, unlike in years past, the NFC might have more than 2 decent teams this year.

the NFC and N.L are biatch boys to the AFC and A.L

As for the NFC.. I'd love to see the Lions play well this year.
2005-07-14 10:31:46 AM  
Terminal Frost:

Just one of the many, many reasons that the Eagles will be an unstoppable Ring-winning force this season.

They have to get past the new Vikings first.
2005-07-14 10:55:05 AM  

Uh, What about Brian Westbrook?
2005-07-14 12:50:50 PM  
So, who get's the ring?
2005-07-14 12:54:22 PM  
As long as they're winning, everyone's a Patriots fan.
2005-07-14 12:55:04 PM  
So, who get's the ring?

2005-07-14 12:55:11 PM  
"This is not a new development," Belichick said. "I ask that my personal privacy be respected."

Ummm... O.K.... Here's a story about it on the internet, then.

/Tired of non-game related "stories" in my sportscasts and pages.
2005-07-14 12:55:35 PM  
Belichick may be getting some bellechicks but he's gonna have to write alot of bill'o'checks!

/sorry couldn't think of anything else to say
2005-07-14 12:56:10 PM  
This is the face that strikes fear in the hearts of men:

[image from too old to be available]

But seriously though, if he stays injury-free, you suckers are meat! You hear me? Meat!
2005-07-14 12:56:37 PM  
The vikings??? If there is a team better at choking than the Eagles, it is the vikings.

/I'm a steelers fan
//They choked too
2005-07-14 12:56:42 PM  
The Eagles have to get past the Cowboys, biatches! And they won't.
2005-07-14 12:56:54 PM  
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2005-07-14 12:57:05 PM  
go browns!

/and the first draft pick next year
2005-07-14 12:57:10 PM  
So, who get's(sic) the ring?

Putin's wife?

/got nothin'
//better pray for Omarion, this might almost inconvenience him.
///slash whore.
2005-07-14 12:57:19 PM  
Ha! The Giants couldn't beat a drum! Sucka
2005-07-14 12:58:21 PM  
Does smeag0l hates those hobbitses with their nassty tricksies?
2005-07-14 12:59:21 PM  

I'm with ya dogg...GO BROWNS!!!
2005-07-14 12:59:30 PM  
Grammar nazis in a football thread?

Yes, the apocalypse is near.

/Life. Get one.
2005-07-14 12:59:38 PM  
Noone gets the ring. Pooty-poot has it, remember?
2005-07-14 12:59:59 PM  
there are more comments relating to the eagles then the patriots..

Giants, Cowboys?? Bahahahaha.. did you guys watch any football last year? they both kind of, uh, sucked..
2005-07-14 01:01:23 PM  
You'll see...see'll come running back

/here all week
2005-07-14 01:01:33 PM  
hey Derek Force, don't forget the browns which were somehow mentioned twice.
2005-07-14 01:02:08 PM  
As a guy going through a divorce, I feel sorry for that poor bastard.

I'd rather have Veniterri kick me in the balls than go through a divorce.
2005-07-14 01:02:55 PM  
im with ignoramus on this one, the giants are gonna PWN the NFC east this season.

at least i hope so. the eagles might win the division, but they always get on their knees sooner or later.

/iggles farking blow it.
2005-07-14 01:03:44 PM  
I couldn't find a pic of his wife anywhere on the intraweb. She must not look like Jose Lima's wife.
2005-07-14 01:03:53 PM  

But seriously though, if he stays injury-free, you suckers are meat! You hear me? Meat!

Eli Manning has got to be one of the most overrated PoS QBs in the game today. The only reason anyone even mentions his name is because of his brothers mad skills. I laugh everyday thinking about how eli wouldnt play for the chargers, but went to the GIANTS? LOL 2004 chargers 12-4, what were the giants again? oh ya, CRAP. Eli, go back to the bench while we take the championship this year, GO CHARGERS
2005-07-14 01:03:59 PM  
Your team sucks. My team is great.
2005-07-14 01:04:22 PM  
Forget about the Patriots, or even the Eagles, this season belongs to the Chargers. GO BOLTS!
2005-07-14 01:04:40 PM  
I have heard rumors his disciple, Saban, is similarly situated- his wife is currently in B.R. ostensibly till their kid graduates from high school but supposedly they are going to split up.

/shameless rumor-whoring
2005-07-14 01:04:49 PM  
Screw Belichick.

Part of me yearns to say "go Browns" too, but another part of me knows its just not the same.. the part of me that liked football died when the Browns left Cleveland. Now its just the pseudo-Browns and no old school dawg-pound =(
2005-07-14 01:05:10 PM  
Shouldn't we be calling bill belichick a terrible human being because he is now separated and might get a divorce? Because, according to many farkers, Lance Armstrong is a piece of sh*t because he (*gasp*) had a divorce.
2005-07-14 01:06:34 PM  
The Eagles worked harder than ever last year to choke at the biggest game of the season. They have no bigger games in which to choke, therefore they have no incentive to play well.
2005-07-14 01:06:35 PM  
Go local sports team! Beat the bad other people from the stupid place! Hit the thingy with that other thingy and make the thingy go real far. Hooray!
2005-07-14 01:06:41 PM  
NEONGOATS - you gotta admit the Sunday footbal parties downtown are stellar....just get drunk and you forget who shiatty they really did!!
2005-07-14 01:07:02 PM  
Hell yes! He loses his offensive and defensive coordinators,
now his wife,
Who's gonna iron those haggard hooded sweatshirts he wears on gameday?

/Go Colts!
2005-07-14 01:07:55 PM  
Why the Eagles are going to suck this year:

[image from too old to be available]

Guess who got moved to strong safety!!!!!!111one1
2005-07-14 01:08:10 PM  
Corey Dillon runs for 1400 yards this year; Pats' TE (pick one) leads team in TD receptions, and the NE defense leads league in top 5

NE rolls through Indy (AGAIN!!!) to Super Bowl berth

to play...

2005-07-14 01:08:37 PM  
Looks like ms. bigglesworth is already in mid-season drinking form!

/I keed
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