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(St. Petersburg Times)   Shark jumps out of water and tries to attack hot white woman (pic). Someone call the national media   ( divider line
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2005-06-30 09:25:35 AM  
I'd masticate it.
2005-06-30 09:26:50 AM  
Hmm. That's not what the article says.

Ah, I see somebody else just noticed that, too...
2005-06-30 09:26:53 AM  
I'd wanna use my dorsal fin on her too.
2005-06-30 09:27:05 AM  
that's some nice coed there that is
2005-06-30 09:27:55 AM  
Id throw her a bone
2005-06-30 09:27:59 AM  
WTF, she's not even naked in that picture.

2005-06-30 09:28:49 AM  

The shark or the woman?
2005-06-30 09:29:00 AM  
vaguely blonde and reasonably chested, but a little on the not hot side for me.

/prefers boney knees
2005-06-30 09:29:05 AM  
Id try to eat her too!
2005-06-30 09:29:09 AM  
I'd bite it as my eyes roll back for their own protection!

Wha? What's so funny?
2005-06-30 09:29:29 AM  
That is one... fine.. piece.. of aaaayyyyysssssss.
2005-06-30 09:30:16 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
That's Hot!
2005-06-30 09:30:18 AM  
According to the article, she got wet from the splashing.

My weekend plans now include the purchase of a big foam shark suit, and airfare to Tampa.
2005-06-30 09:30:56 AM  
mmmmmmmm, young, fresh meat.
2005-06-30 09:31:35 AM  
You're kidding, right? That hamster-cheeked... THING is "hot" now?

I'll concede that she's not hugely fat and she appears to have all her own teeth, but I'm not sure that she falls into the "hot" category.

/didn't RTFA, just LAP.
2005-06-30 09:31:49 AM  
No, the shark was dying from red tide, not attacking the hottie. Submitter needs to RTFA.
MY wife however, does attack me like a shark if i bother her during 'red tide'. Alert the media...
2005-06-30 09:31:51 AM  
01SSJay: That is one... fine.. piece.. of aaaayyyyysssssss.

And the chick is pretty hot too.
2005-06-30 09:32:14 AM  
Nothing like when the "red tide" comes a visiting
2005-06-30 09:32:25 AM  
I got your harpoon right here!

/hate sharks
2005-06-30 09:32:56 AM  
SpongeJamie - NoPants:

My weekend plans now include the purchase of a big foam shark suit, and airfare to Tampa.

Get outta my head dude.
2005-06-30 09:33:04 AM  
Mmmm nice
2005-06-30 09:33:37 AM  
the girl is cute. some of you guys are clearly on the wrong thread; there must be some home and garden thread you can go on and exchange dress patterns
2005-06-30 09:34:09 AM  
"Mathias stood on the dock, frozen with fear, and watched the 6-foot shark thrashing about so close to her she got wet from the splashing."

OH MY GOD!!! She got WET!!! So many people die each year from fatal splashing incidents its shocking why the ocean hasn't been banned yet. Gee, I hope she's ok!

"I was afraid to head in," Mathias said. "I thought it would follow me."

Oh yeah, you gotta watch those sharks, they'll follow you for miles on land.
2005-06-30 09:34:13 AM  
Has to be said.
[image from too old to be available]
2005-06-30 09:35:04 AM  
Mmmm... the other white meat.

/shark stories have jumped the shark... or in this case the shark has jumpe.. oh never mind
2005-06-30 09:35:09 AM  
I now understand what drives a shark into a Feeding Frenzy.
2005-06-30 09:35:19 AM  
I saw her on Bay News 9 this morning. I masturbated furiously.
2005-06-30 09:35:25 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2005-06-30 09:35:32 AM  
It jumps out of the water, five feet away and that gets you media attention?

whoopie friggin' doo!

Say hello to the White Woman of the Moment.

/15 minutes starting now...
2005-06-30 09:35:42 AM  
Can't you feel 'em circling honey
Can't you feel em swimming around
You got fins to the left
fins to the right
and you're the only bait in town

/ credits to buffet
// And yes, she is hot
2005-06-30 09:36:37 AM  
lotusflowers and sbb's Denise are way hotter.
2005-06-30 09:36:53 AM  
What up, submitter? She wasn't attacked and it is a local story, not national. And what makes this stupid? She happened to see a pretty unusual event and was able to get some good pictures.
2005-06-30 09:37:35 AM  

That is hilarious.

I'm in the she's-hot camp too. It's the legs. I'm a leg man.
2005-06-30 09:37:37 AM  
Wait, did she go mising?
2005-06-30 09:37:39 AM  

Woman #1: [ moves to chain-locked door ] Who is it?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Ramilarghh??

Woman #1: Who is it?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Plumber..

Woman #1: Plumber? I didn't ask for a plumber. Who is it?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Telegram.

Woman #1: Oh. Telegram. Just a moment.
2005-06-30 09:38:06 AM  
In SO-VIET Russia, shark jumps you!
2005-06-30 09:38:07 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

2005-06-30 09:38:31 AM  
Eckerd is a fun place to hang out.
2005-06-30 09:38:32 AM  
and probably wasn't even aware she was a few feet away

I'd be hard pressed to not notice her and having noticed her, I'd just be hard.
2005-06-30 09:38:41 AM  
**Knock Knock**

"Who is it"


"I didn't hire a plumber. Who is it!?"


"What... for who"


"... you're.. that crazy shark aren't you?''

" No maam, I am just a dolphin.. will you let me in please?"

"A dolphin! Ok!"
2005-06-30 09:39:17 AM  
lukelightning wins.

i can't get that family guy russian voice outta my head now. Sweet.
2005-06-30 09:39:24 AM  
Lesbian Shark?

I want her to take my picture.

My skin is bare
My skin is theirs
2005-06-30 09:39:34 AM  
If I could afford it I'd give her a pearl necklace
2005-06-30 09:39:43 AM  
You people saying she isn't hot need to get your eyes checked.
2005-06-30 09:39:43 AM  
This is fine as LOCAL news, but it shouldn't get national attention. I'd care if that happenend down the block from me, but states and states away it sort of loses its thrill.

Also, I'd LOVE to have legs like that.
2005-06-30 09:39:58 AM  
so close to her she got wet from the splashing.

that girl has problems....
2005-06-30 09:40:02 AM  
I'd bite it then slowly come back around for...
2005-06-30 09:40:07 AM  
oh, I'll begin forgetting about this immedately
2005-06-30 09:40:12 AM  
I'd hit it.

And hit it.

And hit it again.

And again.

And again.

Until she passes out.

Then I'd keep on hitting it.
2005-06-30 09:40:20 AM  
Inevitably some jackass(BB&L) has to come along and pronounce her "not that hot..."

I'm sure you only date supermodels, right?

Get real. That girl wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

//Likes the fact the splashing makes her wet.
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