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(   Thong wearing hot dog vendor re-opens for business in Cape Coral. Florida still somewhat farked up though.   ( divider line
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11285 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Apr 2002 at 5:41 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-04-11 05:43:41 PM  
2002-04-11 05:43:57 PM  
Don't look!!!!! It's Rosanne in a thong AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
2002-04-11 05:44:12 PM  
Florida is famous for their thong-wearing girls at roadside stands..
2002-04-11 05:45:51 PM  
Sweet finger just got hard...
2002-04-11 05:45:54 PM  
heh, this is my current horoscope via BBSpot

Nov 22 - Dec 21
Submitting your boss's photo to Fark for a photoshop contest seemed like such a good idea, until you get called into his office and notice the "France Surrenders" plaque on his wall.
2002-04-11 05:45:59 PM  
Ok, not really Rosanne, but she is some green-teethed saggy tatooed skank.
2002-04-11 05:46:03 PM  
Where does she keep the weeners?
2002-04-11 05:46:04 PM  
well, at least it wasnt some fat italian guy in a thong like I pictured (was thinking more along the lines of new york food vendors..)
2002-04-11 05:48:27 PM  
Has any one seen my weiner!
2002-04-11 05:48:35 PM  
Haphazard hyphenation.

Thong wearing hot dog vendor re-opens for business in Cape Coral. Florida still somewhat farked up though.

This sentence implies that a thong wearing a hot dog vendor re-opened for business, etc.

Thong-wearing hot dog vendor re-opens for business...

This is correct.

Punctuation,, people. Don't fear it.
2002-04-11 05:48:49 PM  
I got hot weeeeners here!
2002-04-11 05:49:23 PM  
Punctuation,, people. Don't fear it.

Nice one.
2002-04-11 05:49:30 PM  
What about Mary?
2002-04-11 05:49:40 PM  
Wonderful deal. Idiots in Florida complaining about a woman in a thong
2002-04-11 05:49:56 PM  
So she's re-opening for hot weiners.....

2002-04-11 05:50:55 PM  
You are a pin-headed, needle-dicked mommy's boy.
2002-04-11 05:51:23 PM  
Caboozy: Must I show you?

2002-04-11 05:51:29 PM  
OK, I'll say it...

shouldn't this have a
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2002-04-11 05:51:43 PM  
biatch got a big butt.
2002-04-11 05:51:55 PM  
Does she serve the weiners on warm buns?? How does she warm up the buns?
2002-04-11 05:52:04 PM  
I am opening a Kool-Aid stand! I will wear my tighty-whities Shave my chest and call my self "Commander OF THA CLIT" Wanna free kool aid :=>
2002-04-11 05:52:07 PM  
Did anyone else think that was a pretty strange place for a hot dog stand?
2002-04-11 05:52:21 PM  
"Hey lady, got a weener?"

"You know, I really need a weener right now"

I'll be here all night folks!
2002-04-11 05:52:33 PM  
Sorry, Blunt, forgot you were a fat italian guy in a thong
my apologies
2002-04-11 05:53:18 PM  
PIC's please!!!

I wonder if she would let me fill her buns..
2002-04-11 05:53:29 PM  
She's a hot dog vendor in a thong? How does she keep her buns warm?
2002-04-11 05:54:21 PM  
Ah, crap, Mikey beat me to it.
2002-04-11 05:55:05 PM  
Pat on the back for Thermos.
2002-04-11 05:55:05 PM  
They really like me they do! The stands goes up tommorrow!
Look for me at your Local Wal-Mart!
2002-04-11 05:55:14 PM  
That'd be great if women dressed up like that, but instead of selling hot dogs they sold meth.
2002-04-11 05:55:41 PM  
Funny thing is, someone, somewhere, just got an idea for a new porn movie.
2002-04-11 05:56:09 PM  
What is Meth? Do they have that at Wal-Mart?
2002-04-11 05:56:13 PM  
too true, Quick1. will probably be released before the weekend is out
2002-04-11 05:57:06 PM  
Hey MayoBoy. Please post a pic of your gf so we can all compare.
2002-04-11 05:57:23 PM  
2002-04-11 05:57:53 PM  
florida. thongs. hot dog. woman. there's a real sick joke here and i just can't put it together....
2002-04-11 05:58:11 PM  
I want a role in that movie! I am a superb actor and great performer ask those ladies I pick up! They tell me I am tha greatest.

It only costs $20
2002-04-11 06:05:18 PM  
Apparently you can TAKE money from gals in thongs, but not GIVE money to gals in thongs--unless your're in a Hooters or a stripclub--in Florida? Whatinthehellisupwithat?
2002-04-11 06:07:39 PM  
"Punctuation,, people. Don't fear it. "

Right-on, Mr. Obvious! (I read it the same way)
2002-04-11 06:07:51 PM  
I always wanted to have a hot dog stand called "Stiffy's". Then people could come up and ask for a footlong Stiffy.

I wonder if she's thought of this...
2002-04-11 06:09:57 PM  
Sorry, Blunt, forgot you were a fat italian guy in a thong my apologies

It's a hell of a lot better than being a pin-headed, needle-dicked mommy's boy.
2002-04-11 06:10:48 PM  
We need some of that action up here in Minnesota.
2002-04-11 06:12:51 PM  
Apparently Thermos needs some sort of action up in Nebraska. That mecca of culture.
2002-04-11 06:13:13 PM  
Is it a foot-long?

And then some!
2002-04-11 06:14:23 PM  
His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy." and He's wearing his big black hat backwards! Word to da Weiner!
2002-04-11 06:14:46 PM  
When she quit the first time she went back to school......High school? just sayin'......
2002-04-11 06:15:17 PM  
Weiner college! Dork
2002-04-11 06:15:54 PM  
Just joking Aero no need to send tha squids again!
2002-04-11 06:25:04 PM  
2002-04-11 06:26:19 PM  
AeroSquid, cool website, I like your art work. Did you have models or make them up in your imagination?
Now you draw one selling hotdog's.
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