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(Top 40 Charts)   Steve Hung to hook up with Billy Ray Cyrus for remake of "Achy Breaky Heart." Scientists fears collision of two self-parody media footnotes could create black hole of suckage so strong, it could destroy the universe   ( top40-charts.com) divider line
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2005-06-28 03:41:50 PM  
Steve?
 
2005-06-28 03:46:34 PM  
William "Steve" Hung = rule
 
2005-06-28 03:48:01 PM  
Ummm, who is Steve Hung?? I thought it was William?

Anyway, Billy Ray Cyrus sucks hard enough by himself to implode the universe... let alone adding William "My 15 Minutes were up 20 minutes ago" Hung.

Headline was funny, anyway.
 
2005-06-28 03:48:20 PM  
Steve is short for William.
 
2005-06-28 03:51:06 PM  
Gee, think you're over estimating the danger there submitter?

*looks at names involved again*

Ahh, where's the nearest fallout shelter?
 
2005-06-28 03:52:14 PM  
Steve?

Wow. I don't think there's even a reference to any sort of Steve anywhere near that article.

After some exhaustive research, apparently the registrar of that domain lived near a guy named Steve when he was six, but that was 20 years ago.

In the immportal words of Multiplicity, "Hi Steve."
 
2005-06-28 03:57:33 PM  
 
2005-06-28 04:02:47 PM  
STEVE

/what?
 
2005-06-28 04:06:10 PM  
The headline is pretty good in spite of the "Steve" goof. But, wow, Steve doesn't even rhyme with William.
 
2005-06-28 04:08:59 PM  
Who is Steve Hung?
 
2005-06-28 04:10:19 PM  
The President "How big did you say this suckage is?"

[image from film.org.pl too old to be available]

"It's the size of Texas sir."
 
2005-06-28 04:20:17 PM  
Total protonic reversal...
 
2005-06-28 04:25:49 PM  
When does it come out?
 
2005-06-28 05:07:01 PM  
But he's also singing butcher "Tie A Yellow Ribbon," but that will only to anger military vets.

Nothing good can come of this.
 
2005-06-28 05:07:33 PM  
Great a mullet and a moran "singing"
 
2005-06-28 05:08:05 PM  
I hope they tour. William Hung is real big in the Detroit area.
 
2005-06-28 05:11:43 PM  
From this day on, he shall be referred to as Steve.

The Death of William
The Birth of Steve.
 
2005-06-28 05:11:45 PM  
Ironically, Steve Hung is the most successful contestant to come out of all the "American Idol' seasons.
 
2005-06-28 05:13:24 PM  
"She touched my peppy, Steve."
[image from matotuonda.com.ar too old to be available]
 
2005-06-28 05:13:37 PM  
No, no, Super collider research is going to create a black hole that will destroy our planet, and achy breaky heart will be a good tune to listen to while we all get sucked into oblivion.
 
2005-06-28 05:14:29 PM  
billy ray & billy hung.
two terrible billy's that go great together.
you got your ray in my hung.
you got your hung in my ray.
music's awful billy butter cup.
 
2005-06-28 05:14:51 PM  
I know it has been mentioned in every post so far, but I just had to chime in...

Steve?.. Really... Steve?.. Huh...
 
2005-06-28 05:14:58 PM  
Good ol' Steve!

/Always liked that guy...
//Steve..
///kinda partial to these slashes too
 
2005-06-28 05:16:33 PM  
A comedic Interlude:

A guy sits in the stands at a baseball game. He's enjoying his drink, when suddenly, from about six rows back, he hears:

"Hey, Steve!"

Our man looks back, doesn't see anyone standing up or waving or anything, and turns around to spend some more quality time with his beer. A minute or two goes by, and once again, from the back, he hears:

"Hey, STEVE!"

Setting his beer down, he looks back again, and still sees no one. Frustrated at the rising temperature of his already-warm crappy beer, he turns to the game and tries to enjoy himself. But to no avail. A third time, that voice from six rows back shouts out at its most insistent:

"HEY, STEVE!!"

Now really annoyed, our man sets his drink down, stands up, turns around, and shouts:

"My name ain't STEVE!"

Thank you.

/best joke anyone in my family knows
 
2005-06-28 05:17:11 PM  
"Take me out to the bar game..."

/end asian accent
 
2005-06-28 05:20:01 PM  
You haven't lived til you've heard his cover of Hotel California (and inflicted it on several of your drinking buddies).
 
2005-06-28 05:20:16 PM  
[image from seattlepi.nwsource.com too old to be available]

"I'm totally going with 'Steve Hung' from here on out."
 
2005-06-28 05:20:34 PM  
Steve Polychronopolous??

slash
 
2005-06-28 05:20:57 PM  
Oooh, I'm so scared...

/won't watch even if it happens.
//have yet to see this William Hung guy in action.
 
2005-06-28 05:21:28 PM  
It's not a question of if, but of the magnitude of suckage. I'd show you the mathematical formula, but one of my co-workers is buying drinks. That, and I stink at math.
 
2005-06-28 05:22:09 PM  
Any relation to Tom Hung?

[image from moviehole.net too old to be available]
 
2005-06-28 05:22:13 PM  
Stevie Ray Cyrus?

/NOOOOO...
 
2005-06-28 05:22:16 PM  
Steve is Mandarin for William.


/not really
 
2005-06-28 05:22:28 PM  
Also, his name is not "Steve."
 
2005-06-28 05:22:41 PM  
That headline was a bit labored, wasn't it? :o
 
2005-06-28 05:23:11 PM  
[image from calendar.managesites.com too old to be available]

"They said you was hung"

"And they was right"
 
2005-06-28 05:23:19 PM  
I for one can't wait to hear his cover of Richard Marx's "Right Here Waiting."
 
2005-06-28 05:23:21 PM  
HaHa!

Stupid farking submitter said Steve and not William! What a moran!

/he still has more subimssions greenlighted than I ever will/
 
2005-06-28 05:23:53 PM  
He could go with Stevie Ray Hung

or he could just go away. Please. Really, just go away. Forever.
 
2005-06-28 05:25:48 PM  
[image from magiclibrary.net too old to be available]
 
2005-06-28 05:26:16 PM  
American mainstream culture doesn't just beat dead horses ... its beats OFF dead horses.

Nuff said!
 
2005-06-28 05:26:44 PM  
It's already been said 40 times, but I can't help it: Steve Hung?
 
2005-06-28 05:27:14 PM  
"So, put on the swim trunks, lather up with the lotion and get Hung in the sun this summer with America's most unlikely star!"
 
2005-06-28 05:27:45 PM  
lets make a trio and call Shatner too.
 
2005-06-28 05:28:05 PM  
TheBookPolice

WTF?
 
2005-06-28 05:28:46 PM  
May God have mercy on us all!
 
2005-06-28 05:29:12 PM  
[image from bensmash.net too old to be available]
 
2005-06-28 05:29:36 PM  
Great guy, Steve!

[image from phillyfranks.com too old to be available]

(Apologies to everyone outside the SoCal sports world)
 
2005-06-28 05:29:39 PM  
Squitchy

The headline is pretty good in spite of the "Steve" goof. But, wow, Steve doesn't even rhyme with William.


Yeah, but what does rhyme with William?
 
2005-06-28 05:30:01 PM  
for the love of bad karaoke everywhere,
why in the hell can't we get a mod to fix that damn headline before our heads asplode????

only a matter of time before hollywood sticks william hung in some crappy remakes

/just sayin'
 
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