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(Some Guy)   "Blind as a bat." "Hungry as a bear." The old similies and metaphors are tired. Photoshop some new ones   (images.google.com) divider line
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4076 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jun 2005 at 2:50 PM (17 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2005-06-27 1:10:30 PM  
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2005-06-27 2:55:42 PM  
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2005-06-27 3:17:43 PM  
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2005-06-27 3:29:23 PM  
and now with hot, sticky...

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... voting action
 
2005-06-27 11:07:48 PM  
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2005-06-28 1:10:23 AM  
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2005-06-28 2:14:05 AM  
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Drunk as a monk.
 
2005-06-28 10:00:39 AM  
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2005-06-28 11:08:01 AM  
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As wrong as 3 boys in a hot tub in church
 
2005-06-28 6:34:24 PM  
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*As nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs........
 
2005-06-28 7:40:32 PM  
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hung like a horse

 
2005-06-28 8:44:21 PM  
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richer than 3 feet up a bull's ass
my dad always said this one and i thought i'd share with everyone.
 
2005-06-29 12:48:28 AM  
 
2005-06-29 6:01:56 AM  
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2005-06-29 11:22:18 AM  
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Quick, dirty, and cant uderstand why it hasn't been done already... (voting cause I'm a whore)

Guess that Saying.
 
2005-06-29 12:24:53 PM  
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2005-06-29 1:18:14 PM  
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2005-06-29 3:12:43 PM  
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2005-06-29 3:13:53 PM  
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yes, but for different reasons.
 
2005-06-29 3:25:52 PM  
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Bart: Another gutter ball. Gee, Homer, you sure do suck tonight!
Homer: Yeah. Suck like a fox!
 
2005-06-29 3:28:27 PM  
DO YOU HAVE TICKETS??

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2005-06-29 3:33:15 PM  
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The Truth Hurts
 
2005-06-29 3:35:41 PM  
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hung like a donkey
 
2005-06-29 3:35:43 PM  
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Think about it guys...if your marbles were each the size of one butt cheek....
 
2005-06-29 3:41:23 PM  
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As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.

/gracias imageshaq
 
2005-06-29 3:41:46 PM  
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So guilty, his head is in the soup.
 
2005-06-29 3:41:47 PM  
QUICK, DIRTY, AND OVER YOUR HEAD.
JUST LIKE THAT HOOKER I BANGED LAST NIGHT.
BOO YA!

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(and yes, you may google that shiat if you wish.)
 
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2005-06-29 3:52:43 PM  
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2005-06-29 3:54:47 PM  
Mods please delete my last post.

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Happy as a kitten at a Heaven's Gate rally
 
2005-06-29 4:27:11 PM  
 
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/ Hmm where have I seen one of these before?
// Fark party?
 
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Happier than a puppy with two peters...
 
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"Busier than a one-armed lesbian in a fisting contest"

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2005-06-29 5:31:17 PM  
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2005-06-29 5:42:20 PM  
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My friend said this earlier, and then I saw this thread, too perfect.

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2005-06-29 5:44:39 PM  
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My idiotic 6th grade teacher once accused me (wrongly) of stealing money from his desk. He told me that I was "about as honest as a two-by-four that won't float. Go figure...
 
2005-06-29 6:25:09 PM  
Already been done, kind of, but mine is better.

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