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(Yahoo)   Ozzy Osbourne accepts White House invitation   ( divider line
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2002-04-07 04:04:58 PM  
Ozzy sucks.
2002-04-07 04:05:02 PM  
Yea, that's about right . . .
2002-04-07 04:05:36 PM  
Publicity stunt ahoy.
2002-04-07 04:06:00 PM  
On the next cover of TIME:

"Can OZZY save the world?"
2002-04-07 04:06:16 PM  
you guys suck... losers
2002-04-07 04:07:50 PM  
the brummie git
2002-04-07 04:08:34 PM  

First the allamo....
Now the white house....

This man sure knows what to pis on....
2002-04-07 04:09:09 PM  
So now there'd be two at the white house no-one can understand
2002-04-07 04:09:22 PM  
save cats and dogs from the guy who used to bite the heads of live animals on stage?????
2002-04-07 04:09:30 PM  
This is some tie-in between "That's My Bush" and "The Osbournes" right? Comedy Central and MTV combine forces to bring you.... "That's My Ozzy!"
2002-04-07 04:10:31 PM  
"Bubbles?!?! I'm the prince of farking darkness and I don't want farking bubbles!!"
2002-04-07 04:10:54 PM  
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2002-04-07 04:14:38 PM  
I guess Bush is willing to go to any lengths to re-establish a cocaine supply. Too bad Ozzy doesn't share.

On a similar note, a local DJ (the one who pulled the Dihydrogen Monoxide prank on April 1, as a matter of fact) said that parents everywhere should thank Ozzy for what he did over his career: he used up all the drugs. The world would probably have an even worse addiciton problem had Ozzy not put such a huge dent in the supply available.
2002-04-07 04:15:47 PM  
"EVIL EVIL FARKING EVIL!!! Farking bubbles."
I'm almost ashamed that this is my Boobiesed article.
2002-04-07 04:16:41 PM  
but Ozzy records kill depressed children...
2002-04-07 04:16:50 PM  
I guess this is how Bush is going to return honor and dignity to the White House huh? Sad.
2002-04-07 04:17:58 PM  
Henchman - Now I know you weren't purposefully listening to Johnny Dare & Murphy Wells In The Morning, right? Try 90.1 Public Radio, the only station in the area that plays Indian rain dance, bluegrass, psycho-billy and electronica (if you're into that sort of thing).
2002-04-07 04:18:36 PM  
Ozzt owns the lot of you
2002-04-07 04:19:12 PM  
If the Koreans want to eat cats and dogs - let them.
2002-04-07 04:20:03 PM  
Didn't Keith Richards do more drugs than Ozzy?

It sure screwed up his kids, though. On that TV show his kids look like they should be riding the short bus, especially Jack.
2002-04-07 04:21:03 PM  
Will they play Sweet Leaf during Ozzy's introduction?
2002-04-07 04:23:03 PM  
Ramius5783: To be honest, I don't listen to them any more since I started working at home. Back when I had to be at work by 7, I'd listen to NPR's "Morning Edition," starting at about 5:30 am. When the show looped itself at 7:30, I'd usually wander down to 98.9 mostly to hear the songs/parodies that Greg, their production guy, would cook up (he's the REAL talent on that show).

I still have a pal who listens to Johnny Dare religiously, but he's easily amused.
wil [TotalFark]
2002-04-07 04:24:13 PM  
I wonder if Ozzy is going to take a translator to convert his Drunken British into Stupid Texan?
2002-04-07 04:31:46 PM  
Wil: I wonder if Ozzy is going to take a translator to convert his Drunken British into Stupid Texan?


It's funny how you capitalized Drunken British and Stupid Texas. It's like they both are really established phrases.
2002-04-07 04:32:59 PM  
There is something incredibly disturbing about this whole thing, and it has nothing to do with the fact that Ozzy hasn't put anything out worth a crap since 'Shot In The Dark'.
(Incidentally, I saw Ozzy open for Metallica back in '86, and Metallica blew Ozzy off the farking stage)
2002-04-07 04:33:37 PM  
The Prince of Darkness meets with the Lord of Darkness. I should known this was bound to happen.
2002-04-07 04:34:27 PM  
And Wil, that 1905-fire-tlc quote in your profile... did the real Wil Wheaton write it?
2002-04-07 04:35:32 PM  
Speech translators.. bah... that's star trek talk.
2002-04-07 04:38:56 PM  
Der be no science talk in dees forums
2002-04-07 04:43:13 PM  
ha ha, norad loses
2002-04-07 04:45:25 PM  
Oops. You're right, Slayerswine. I was more wasted than I thought ;)
2002-04-07 04:45:29 PM  
For Ozzy they'll have to get Keith Richards to interpret to Billy Bob Thorton to interpret to a retard to interpret to Bush.
2002-04-07 04:46:48 PM  
Hench - Yes, the parodies are always okay (They've even done Ozzy ones a few times). Honestly, I never listen to the radio at all unless it's 90.1 while I'm in KC; too many 93.3's, 95.7's, 102.1's (Sorry for alienating non-KC people).
2002-04-07 04:49:31 PM  
yano - the more i read the messages in this thread, the more I like my cat.
there are some fuggin' ignorant, immature people with nothing better to do than troll.
now I see why everything fun goes away - the a55h0les ruin it for all of us.
Ozzy is, and will be, an Idol in the eyes of most people.
It's not the drugs, or the supposed "bat-head".
It's the attitude of, "Frig 'em all - live life to it's fullest" that most people admire.
The "little people" that only see the smokescreens, I feel sorry for you....
2002-04-07 04:49:31 PM  
He laughs all the way to the bank...and to the grocery store, and to the podiatrist, and to the bathroom, and to the House of Mufflers, and to the kitchen, and at the toaster, and at the sidewalk, and at the trees, and........
2002-04-07 04:50:20 PM  
Read the article people. The news media invite their guests. this is an attempt by FOX to one up everyone else there, and a brilliant one at that.

And if people want to eat cats and dogs, let em.
2002-04-07 04:50:52 PM  
Ramius5783: I agree totally. The only places I hear any "new" music any more is on NPR shows (i.e. "The World Cafe," or even Harry Shearer's "Le Show"). I don't need to be deluged with the latest clones of Britney or N'Sync.
2002-04-07 04:52:19 PM  
MaxLoad: You said it better than I did.
2002-04-07 04:53:46 PM  
his son is the biggest fag ever.
2002-04-07 04:55:54 PM  
Hey Wil my brother wants to know if you ever did Troi?
2002-04-07 04:56:57 PM  
m0ppy, you look just like Tim Curry in The Worst Witch. It's uncanny!

In any case, thank you for sharing with us what a drug-addled, talentless old man means to you.
2002-04-07 05:02:44 PM  
"The Ozzman, who's anything but reserved when it comes to his opinions on the virtual petting zoo in his home, has put his John Hancock on a PETA petition directed at South Korean Prime Minister Kim Dae-Jung, urging the government to prohibit the eating of cats and dogs."

hahahaha hilarious. They eat dogs & cats, live with it. We eat beef and people from India must not like it but you don't see their celebrities sigining petitions asking the Prime Minsiter or President to get us to stop eating beef. I wasn't too keen on them before but PETA can now officially kiss my ass
2002-04-07 05:03:22 PM  
hrm. Prinzeugen. If he's talentless, why is his music still played on the radio?
ahh - everyone has their own opinion...
as far as being drug-riddled, who in entertainment isn't or wasn't drug riddled at one time or another?
I guess your drugless body doesn't like music, huh?
2002-04-07 05:04:17 PM  
bahhh.. feh on the tag-whore that didn't let my tag close.
2002-04-07 05:08:56 PM  
In other news, CNN has announced that they will dig up the body of Alister Crowley and bring it to the White House press dinner.
2002-04-07 05:15:36 PM  
Nothin' funnier than watching Ozzy Osbourne yell at his dogs, throw firewood at his noisy neighbors, or take out the garbage.
Or talk to his daughter about vagina doctors.
2002-04-07 05:17:11 PM  
"The animal-rights organization is attempting to ensure that what are household pets in this country receive full protection from intentional cruelty and torture by -beating, hanging, electrocution, burning and boiling alive".

I notice it says nothing about biting their head off though.....
2002-04-07 05:24:11 PM  
How friggin' old is Jack Osbourne? 15? That dumbass looks like a freakin' Ewok, and now he has his own record label. WTF? How many episodes until we see his daughter dykin' it up on her collection of chairs from the set of "Clockwork Orange"?
2002-04-07 05:30:16 PM  
Hahaha... check out, especially the Facts page. Did you know...
Jack doesn't have a girlfriend?
Jack has A.D.D.?
Jack is dyslexic?
Jack is 5'8"?
Jack's musical interests include... BLACK SABBATH? Never woulda guessed.
2002-04-07 05:31:50 PM  
I think Ozzy has gone farkin' mad! But if you can sit through an episode of the Osbournes on MTV you will see why. What a bunch of spoiled rotten foul-mouth disfunctional kids. I think he stayed stoned and fried his brain to distort the reality of his family being a bunch of freaks. Then there is the genetic argument......
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