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(Denver Post)   Lawsuit over penis potion is swelling with new victims, now firming up into class-action lawsuit   ( divider line
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2005-05-27 08:48:35 AM  
It rubs the lotion......

/had to be said
2005-05-27 09:47:06 AM  
Man, this one is going to explode all over the legal scene.

/it prefers the hose.
2005-05-27 10:24:33 AM  
Question is: How long can they keep this up?
2005-05-27 10:32:14 AM  
I'm sorry, but these people were fools to believe this stuff would actually work. If anything they should sue themselves for being clueless.
2005-05-27 10:52:36 AM  
I've got a special "penis potion" they can try...
2005-05-27 02:58:43 PM  
There should be a class action lawsuit against the 400,000+ idiots who make spam a lucrative business.
2005-05-27 02:59:29 PM  
It may be a hard case to prove.
2005-05-27 03:00:06 PM  
A tiny-weenered fool and his money are soon parted.
2005-05-27 03:00:49 PM  
The add needs a coRECTION!

2005-05-27 03:04:21 PM  
I can just imagine the meeting where they decided they could get away with marketing such an absurd notion as pills that enlarge your unit.

"Dude, only the dumbest of the dumb would even BUY it, and if they wanted to sue, they'd have to admit they had small winkies!"

"Damn Richard, that's brilliant. Start the Spam!"
2005-05-27 03:04:44 PM  
What a bunch of idiots, everyone knows the only thing that really works is a penis pump! ;P
2005-05-27 03:05:22 PM  
400,000 customers... Let that sink in for a moment.

400,000 customers!!!! Holy shiatz that's an unhealthy number.
2005-05-27 03:05:57 PM  
That company really got a rise out of them. Those customers have got a bone er two to pick with them. The company sounds like a bunch of pricks. I don't think the legal system should be too hard on them though.
2005-05-27 03:06:51 PM  
I guess they'll all have to go back regular stretching on the midevil penis-rack.
2005-05-27 03:08:32 PM  
This penis potion has got to go.
Hey hey, ho ho.


2005-05-27 03:11:17 PM  
2005-05-27 03:12:02 PM  
Leading Edge has many satisfied customers, he said, but the company does issue refunds to those who aren't happy with the products. Leading Edge refunded $600,000 in 2004, or 5 percent of total sales, Freeman said.
This snake oil salesman made $12,000,000 in sales in 2004? Man, I've got to come up with a scam like that. I suspect the other 95% were too embarrassed to ask for the refund.

2005-05-27 03:12:07 PM  
Damn, with that many stupid, stupid people willing to pay enough money to warrant a class-action suit - I feel like a moran for not yet finding a way for me to take their money.
2005-05-27 03:12:55 PM  
Wow, so not only are they morons for believing it, if they join the class-action suit, they are:

1. Telling the public they are morons.
2. Telling the public they're about as endowed as federal stem-cell research.

/stares blankly. Blinks. Shakes head slowly.
2005-05-27 03:14:49 PM  
The plaintiff may have a difficult time rounding up a substantial number of men willing to step forward and join the suit, she said.

2005-05-27 03:14:54 PM  
Now if only they'd sue those *%&# enzyte folks. Those commercials are driving me crazy. I may have to be the one to eliminate smiling bob.
2005-05-27 03:16:29 PM  
400,000 customers!!!!

that many men have small weeners?!!!! Dang.. I better find someone well hung and hold onto him tightly
2005-05-27 03:17:06 PM  

Now if only they'd sue those *%&# enzyte folks. Those commercials are driving me crazy. I may have to be the one to eliminate smiling bob.

All in favor, raise your hands. I'm in!
2005-05-27 03:18:31 PM  
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2005-05-27 03:18:57 PM  
I agree. Smiling Bob must die, along with all his ilk.
2005-05-27 03:19:06 PM  
"The plaintiff may have a difficult time rounding up a substantial number of men willing to step forward and join the suit, she said." Ay, yo, what da dealio? Them mofos be trippin' 'cause everybody knows them cream don't work da male member. Them mofos betta pray don't go blind like them other dickless mofos who be takin' Viagra fo' their "problem." Holla back, cuz!

2005-05-27 03:19:32 PM  
Damn you, Shooter_McGavin.
2005-05-27 03:20:07 PM  
We're gonna lynch smilin' Bob? I'll drive, boys.
2005-05-27 03:20:31 PM  
i actually enjoy the smiling bob comercialy. i think they're mildly amusing. i figure it's just a tax on the stupid.
2005-05-27 03:20:47 PM  
Carn: Damn you, Shooter_McGavin.

Someone had to do it... better sooner than later.

/Can hardly watch South Park any more because of those commercials
2005-05-27 03:21:28 PM  
2005-05-27 03:23:56 PM  
Subtle humor, thy name is dick joke...
2005-05-27 03:25:15 PM  
Kudos to the poster on a great headline.
Unlike yesterday's supposed "best headline evar"
2005-05-27 03:25:38 PM  
Shooter_McGavin: Can hardly watch South Park any more because of those commercials

Is there an episode about viagra/encyte/whatever? If so I never saw it.
2005-05-27 03:26:42 PM  
Of course they should sue.

If I sold perpetual motion anti gravity time machines for $250 each, am I entitled to keep the money because no reasonable person could expect it to work?

All the penis-potion providers had to do was write 'for novelty use only' in the ads and on each tube/jar/bottle just like the stuff in the adult section of Spencer Gifts at the mall.
2005-05-27 03:30:15 PM  
Lawyer: First, we have to measure your dick.
Class Action Wannabe: Uh, well, I just came from swimming, see.
Lawyer: No, no. Small is good.
CAW: Uh, I have to go. I'm expecting a call.
Lawyer: Just do it.
Lawyer: Day-um! Yeah, you're entitled to some cash.
CAW cries.
2005-05-27 03:41:43 PM  
Sorry, but this is just
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2005-05-27 03:46:47 PM  
Carn: Is there an episode about viagra/encyte/whatever? If so I never saw it.

I don't think so... yet. But damn, I gotta hear that friggin whistle and see that schmuck every single commercial break... makes me absolutely nuts.
2005-05-27 03:49:43 PM  
2005-05-27 03:56:51 PM  
I got one the other day that gauranteed to make me taller. Damn! that would be a lot easier than losing weight. If, by some unimaginable chance, it didn't work then I could sue the barstards and make a lot of money. If it did work though, I might need to buy some of that penis potion stuff, just to keep things proportional, you know.
2005-05-27 04:01:40 PM  
I see a lot of turgid ideas arising in this probing discussion.
2005-05-27 04:01:52 PM  
Class-action lawsuits are for suckers. Nobody wins. Except for the lawyers.
2005-05-27 04:05:41 PM  

That's a classic. It never stops being funny.
2005-05-27 04:09:20 PM  
Ironicly 400,000 is about the viewership of fox news at the moment... I know what your thinking.... yes it's on in 89 million homes... but the ratings don't lie..

/OK it's closer to 450,000... the others don't have e-mail.
2005-05-27 04:20:00 PM  
Luckily I'm hung like a zonkey.
2005-05-27 04:21:13 PM  
Damn it. I ordered a whole case last week. Shiat.
2005-05-27 04:51:23 PM  
How is it that this wildly inventive headline had nothing about the "penal code" in it?
2005-05-27 05:11:39 PM  
Is this the junk that all those spammers are trying to sell me?

Now, since those lawyers must contact users through the internet, we'll get a bunch more spam asking us to join the suit.

I, too hate class action suits. Just got a notice today, where the lawyers get $2,000,000.00 from HP cause our XP recovery disk in on partitioned drive d: instead of a CD. Us people dragged into the suit get to download a couple of missing windows extras and instructions on how to copy data to a CD.
2005-05-27 06:57:28 PM  
my roommates all went in on a bottle of what they refered to as "cock" pills. and being the georgia tech nerds that we were we decided to have a scientific experiment in which I, being already happy with what a girlfriend refered to as "more then nice" became the control. the instructions for the cock pills involved taking the pills three times a day, and a whole lot of TUGGING. needless to say.. the tugging did little and after two month of RIGOROUS testing the cock pills had no effect on my poorer but not girthier roommates. SUCKERS!!!!
2005-05-28 08:19:46 PM  
So people actually thought that stuff would work?
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