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(Some Guy)   Alcohol makes you lose weight   ( divider line
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8629 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Apr 2002 at 7:36 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-04-04 07:38:51 PM  
Beer belly.
2002-04-04 07:40:22 PM  
Step 1: Eat fatty dinner.
Step 2: Guzzle bottle of Captain Morgan.
Step 3: Vomit.

See, you lose weight by never eating anything
2002-04-04 07:40:27 PM  
no wonder americans are mostly fat asses. not enough booze.

the booze must flow.
2002-04-04 07:41:23 PM  
Wow. I'm thirsty all of a sudden....guess it's nice to work next to a alcohol store.....

2002-04-04 07:41:29 PM  
Pure butter makes you lose weight too, if you eat one sliver a day... farklnq dumba$$es
2002-04-04 07:41:44 PM  
Im sure beating your wife helps upper body strength as well.
2002-04-04 07:42:12 PM  
i can put away a 12er a nite and i still only weigh 125 whats up with that
2002-04-04 07:42:20 PM  
Beer is bread juice. Bread and juice are both good for you.
2002-04-04 07:43:00 PM  
Playing Pac-Man for days on end to defend America's honor against those damned Canadian Pacmaniacs, and not eating as a result = also helps you lose weight.

Using the = sign is cool.
2002-04-04 07:43:44 PM  
Actually, it makes you gain weight...the 200 lbs. lying in bed next to you the next morning.


- I'm here all week!
2002-04-04 07:44:41 PM  
beer contains female hormones, this is why you get man-tits.
2002-04-04 07:46:29 PM  
No wonder I got so fat when I joined AA....
2002-04-04 07:47:01 PM  
If you're female, going to college makes you gain weight.
2002-04-04 07:48:24 PM  
They are worried about little kids getting obese right? Why not put a bar out on the playground? Earns money for the school and helps keep the little bastards slim.
2002-04-04 07:48:34 PM  
I'll drink to that...
2002-04-04 07:50:11 PM  
I was in my room
And I was just like staring at the wall thinking 'bout everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing.
And then my Mom came in,
And I didn't even know she was there.
She called my name
But I didn't hear her.
Then she started screaming, "Mike, Mike!"
And I go, "What? What's the matter?"
She goes, "What's the matter with you?!"
I go, "There's nothin' wrong Mom."
She goes, "Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!"
I go, "No Mom, I'm not on drugs.
I'm okay, I'm just thinking, you know.
Why don't ya give me a Pepsi?"
She goes, "No, you're on drugs!"
I go, "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking."
She goes, "No, you're not thinking, you're on drugs!
Normal people don't act in that way!"
I go, "Mom, just give me a Pepsi please,
All I want is a Pepsi."
And she wouldn't give it to me!
All I wanted was a Pepsi!
Just one Pepsi!
And she wouldn't give it to me!
Just a Pepsi!
2002-04-04 07:51:21 PM  
Awesome...the pot smoking is turning me into a fat slob, so all I've got to do is drink the weight off!
2002-04-04 07:52:23 PM  
LOTS of alcohol makes you lose conciousness
2002-04-04 07:52:23 PM  
Pepsi leads to suicidle tendencies.
2002-04-04 07:56:08 PM  
There's an old term associated with that-
We called it beginning, intermidiate, or chronic Dorm butt.
2002-04-04 07:56:42 PM  
I won't believe ANYTHING that has a web page with that color background
2002-04-04 07:56:49 PM  
Man, you've got to be on drugs. Nobody just stares into space unless you're smoking crack. Let me talk to your mother, spaceboy.
2002-04-04 07:59:09 PM  
LOTS of alcohol will damage your liver, therefore affecting your ability to produce bile, which is necessary to break down ingested fats for absorption, thus causing all that lovely fat to pass right thru you giving you foul smelling, floating stools and probably colon cancer as well. Plus liver damage and/or colon cancer can lead to anemia. So yeah...drink up, lose weight, die.
2002-04-04 07:59:25 PM  
I'll drink to that!

(the article, not the crack smoking)
2002-04-04 08:00:55 PM  
Iamsosmrt - ill drink my brewsky to those Suicidal guys too Rock on baby glug glug glug
2002-04-04 08:04:13 PM  
"I have a delicious beer for breakfast, one for lunch and a sensible dinner!"

The Beer-Fast diet program...
2002-04-04 08:04:31 PM  
And Suicidal Tendencies leads to Slayer.
2002-04-04 08:05:17 PM  
With the amount I drink, I should look like an Ethopian. I'm 160.
2002-04-04 08:08:25 PM  
Thorin: I'm with you. A webpage designed that horribly has no redeeming value whatsoever.
2002-04-04 08:11:22 PM  
Atkins Diet.....
hard liquor = 0 carbs
2002-04-04 08:16:41 PM  
and Slayer leads to GWAR...who had a Blood Drive 2002 tour with God Forbid and Goat Whore!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
2002-04-04 08:20:23 PM  
2002-04-04 08:22:11 PM  
w00t my second link to get posted!
yay me!

Seriously though I think this only applies to hard liquor and whatnot since beer has a good bit of non-alcohol calories...
2002-04-04 08:25:03 PM  
When I went to YOUR schools
I went to YOUR churches
I went toy YOUR institutionial learning facilities...

I'm not crazy...

Your the one thats...

Well you all know the rest

Just wanted to join in on the fun...
2002-04-04 08:25:04 PM  
Hasn't done anything to this guy -- that's just the cheese fries and hoho's.
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2002-04-04 08:27:00 PM  
oh, so THAT'S why college sororities in this country are dens of skinny, horny, bi-curious babes with poor judgement and low inhibition! It's the beer!

once again, beer =
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2002-04-04 08:27:16 PM  
i thought Suicidal Tendencies was a sign of infectious grooves?!?
2002-04-04 08:29:52 PM  
thank god
2002-04-04 08:36:04 PM  
my cousin is really skinny, and the only weight he has ever gained was when he started drinking a lot of beer......draw your own conclusion....
2002-04-04 08:36:48 PM  
I don't know about losing weight, but I really gotta farking pee.
2002-04-04 08:49:38 PM  
Next up:
"Playing EverQuest for 18 hours a day helps you lose weight"
2002-04-04 08:53:59 PM  
1. Apparently the State University of New York at Potsdam doesn't have anyone there who can make a web page that looks like it wasn't created for Netscape 2.0

2. Never trust medical info on mind-altering substances from a University in a town with "pot" in the name.
2002-04-04 09:09:57 PM  
Let me put my beer down and think about about this for a moment.

I gather that beer alone does not put on weight. However coupled with the lack of exercise (other than the occassional drunk fark), the calories consumed end up not getting burned, ergo, fat ass. Now, who wants to play soccer after slamming an 18 wheeler anyway? Hmmmm?
2002-04-04 09:12:59 PM  
I am dieting right now.

Ashley0528: Good S.T. reference.:)
2002-04-04 09:13:08 PM  
Was it me, or were those sample sizes a bit too big? Seems counter-intuitive, but with that many people you can't guarentee the only factor at work is alcohol.

Bunch of calories not used = stored energy = fat = weight gain.

Not that hard, folks.
2002-04-04 09:23:15 PM  
I weigh 67 pounds.
2002-04-04 10:02:48 PM  
The moderate consumption of alcohol is associated with better health and longer life
Cool, I think I will moderately drink a 12 pack.

good choice of pic BOrg9
Hi Fla & metal, I'll drink one here with ya'll, Beer does make better Busts.
2002-04-04 10:17:10 PM  
I'd like to announce that I don't drink any more.

...and I don't drink any less.
2002-04-04 10:27:01 PM  
Oh yes, nothing more atttactive than a skinny drunken female.
2002-04-04 10:44:41 PM  
Didn't they used to say cigarettes make you lose weight too?
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