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(Hollywood Pulse)   The real reason for Britney and Justin's breakup   ( hollywoodpulse.com) divider line
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2002-04-04 12:27:25 AM  
Justin has probably taken more cold showers than any man in the entertainment industry.

Boo farking hoo. Britney is one of the few women on the planet that he could not get if he really wanted to. I feel so bad for him.
2002-04-04 10:35:49 AM  
Maybe Britney wouldn't take the weener, but I bet she's smoked many a sausage.
2002-04-04 10:36:18 AM  
I saw reports where her mother caught them in bed. Hollywood and the damn news media are just as silly.
2002-04-04 10:36:31 AM  
Unlikely? Sounds about right to me. Put out or get out.
2002-04-04 10:37:39 AM  
"Without getting too explicit, I will acknowledge that Britney and Justin did get very physical together," she said. "Did they have sexual intercourse? No. But Justin was serviced in other ways that do not involve making love."

Technical Virgin?

Countered Timberlake's friend: "That's just semantics. Hell, Justin can get a hummer from any woman he wants. He wanted to have some hardcore sex with Britney, and she insisted on saving herself. I can tell your right now that Britney and Justin would be together right now if she would have put out. That's the bottom line."

Dude, anal isn't hard enough?
2002-04-04 10:37:55 AM  
Hollywood Pulse is such crap.
2002-04-04 10:38:17 AM  
"Without getting too explicit, I will acknowledge that Britney and Justin did get very physical together," she said. "Did they have sexual intercourse? No. But Justin was serviced in other ways that do not involve making love."

damn, full service sounds great
2002-04-04 10:38:35 AM  
What a freakin' tease.
2002-04-04 10:38:54 AM  
He wanted to have some hardcore sex with Britney
Doesn't everybody?
2002-04-04 10:39:18 AM  
Come on people, Hollywood Pulse is farking satire!
2002-04-04 10:39:23 AM  
So is this finally a public admission that she got those bow-bahz enlarged?
2002-04-04 10:39:56 AM  
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indeed. "a decision sources close to Timberlake said left him sexually frustrated." Isn't the term sexually frustrated used when people are having a hard time deciding which way they swing...?
2002-04-04 10:39:58 AM  
Why is it unlikely? If I had a hot piece of ass like that for a girlfriend and she wouldn't let me touch her at all, you better believe your sweet ass I'd dump her. Sex is very important to males, even if it isn't very PC to say so.
2002-04-04 10:41:03 AM  
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2002-04-04 10:41:08 AM  
Whooooooooooo cares?!

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2002-04-04 10:41:28 AM  
Yeah right, I bet Britney's spokesperson really said that line about how she "serviced" him. What made-up crap.
2002-04-04 10:41:43 AM  
I'm not the only (heterosexual) man in the world that thinks Britney is a skank, am I?
2002-04-04 10:41:44 AM  
Shouldn't this have gotten the SATIRE tag?
2002-04-04 10:41:52 AM  
Justin could've just settled for a Prairie Squid...

(so long as he de-beaked it first, of course)
2002-04-04 10:42:15 AM  
The Onion is so much better. Though the "God Forced to Re-Clarify His "Die in Threes" Rule" is pretty good.
2002-04-04 10:42:50 AM  
The girl does keep puttin' Pepsi bottles in her mouth you know. So it's not a damn shocker what was going on.
Plus after the huge story about Britney gettin' tipsy and blabbing about them have "great sex" this article is nothing more than a pointless press release.

Oh yeah and the fact what Justin's a little gay-boi is prob the reason as well. ;)
2002-04-04 10:43:05 AM  
Ahh, apparently not.
2002-04-04 10:43:07 AM  
I liked the story, "White Movie Stars Claim They Can't Get Hired" linked on the same page.
2002-04-04 10:43:16 AM  
THis is dumb, there have been reports where she brags about them having plenty of sex. If anybody stil thinks she is a virgin I have some bridges you may be interested. THey just got bored with each other. Jesus they have seen each other everyday since they were like 10.
2002-04-04 10:43:32 AM  
I thought it was because Justin is gay, not that there is anything wrong with being gay if that is your choice. I just don't see how it could work in a male/female relationship though.
2002-04-04 10:43:58 AM  
Dam* Lyam Beat me by this much..
2002-04-04 10:44:27 AM  
Justin is weird looking, I don't blame her for not wanting to do him.
2002-04-04 10:44:53 AM  
Ahem... look at the date on the article, and judge for yourself how true this is.
2002-04-04 10:45:23 AM  
quick draw.
2002-04-04 10:46:42 AM  
This is SATIRE. What spokesperson who values her job would ever acknowledge her client "serviced" somebody?
2002-04-04 10:46:53 AM  
Call me crazy but even in the most recessed parts of any trace amount of latent homosexuality that I may have (not that there's anything wrong with that) I don't think he really is all that attractive. Maybe Britney is holding out for the surly member of the band.
2002-04-04 10:46:56 AM  
besides the fact that the site is bs.. the article if from april 1st.. duh
2002-04-04 10:47:20 AM  
Duh, am I the only one to notice the April 1 dateline on that article?
2002-04-04 10:47:41 AM  
You guys, read the main page of this site, there's an article about a press release held by God. It's another wannabe Onion site.
2002-04-04 10:47:46 AM  
To verify BillDarryl's comment.. from the Legal page:

Legal Disclaimer

Hollywood Pulse is intended solely as satire and should not be viewed in a factual context. Any similarity between the material on this site and actual people, behavior and events is meant purely in jest.
2002-04-04 10:47:52 AM  
Apparently not.
2002-04-04 10:48:40 AM  
This is supposed to be satire? I've seen so many serious articles on this dumb subject -- the only thing satirical in here are the ridiculous quotes, other than that it's a rehash of actual articles. Doesn't make very funny satire.

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2002-04-04 10:48:46 AM  
Justin was serviced in other ways that do not include making love

So in other words he got his knob spit-polished by america's teenaged sweetheart.
2002-04-04 10:49:08 AM  
or something like that.
2002-04-04 10:50:34 AM  
No one seems to have figured out that this is very weak satire....
2002-04-04 10:51:10 AM  
Yeah, that Justin guy is weird looking. I don't blame her for not giving it up.
2002-04-04 10:51:50 AM  
ooh. i didn't post that fast enough, did i? Ok. almost everyone seems to have noticed this is weak satire.
2002-04-04 10:52:24 AM  
I do find it hard to believe than a press agent would make statements like that.
2002-04-04 10:52:37 AM  
That was so, like, retarded!
2002-04-04 10:54:30 AM  
I Heard that Britney Spears and Jeff Gordon were getting it on. I heard that is why they both broke up.
2002-04-04 10:55:38 AM  
I thought it was Justin and Jeff Gordon.
2002-04-04 10:55:57 AM  
i heard that brittney is having sex with me, right now!

2002-04-04 10:56:56 AM  
I dont really get what the big deal with Britney is anyway. I mean she not that hot, I know girls better looking than her! The biatch cant sing either :P hehehehe
2002-04-04 10:58:25 AM  
They broke up cause he couldn't find a big enough crow bar.
2002-04-04 10:58:28 AM  
satire or not, I do find it hilarious that Britney skanks it up all over the TV and video, then proclaims she's a virgin... please...
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