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(NYPost)   Tyson will be fighting in Tennessee as an officially registered sex offender.   ( divider line
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2002-04-03 08:29:20 AM  
Oh, and toss him in the slammer while you're at it.
2002-04-03 08:29:45 AM  
2002-04-03 08:31:26 AM  
Nothing from the NY Post is a newsflash.
2002-04-03 08:34:25 AM  
so then what exactly is an "unofficial" sex offender?
2002-04-03 08:35:07 AM  
No "obvious" tag?
2002-04-03 08:36:13 AM  
"It is unclear whether he will stay in Memphis or at a casino hotel in nearby Mississippi during the days leading up to the June 8 fight."

Where is that Kentucky navy sub when we really need it!
2002-04-03 08:42:31 AM  
This is asinine? Why? I also thought that "OBVIOUS" applied here.
2002-04-03 08:45:52 AM  
its asinine 'cause he is able to fight....he's gonna whoop that Brit fuker Lewis and send him back with his tail between his damn legs......


2002-04-03 08:48:33 AM  
do we need more proof that money > morals.
2002-04-03 08:54:57 AM  
We here in Tennessee love registered sex offenders. The locals will treat him very nice. Maybe take him out for a drink, show him some of there favorite camping sites. He should have a good time.
2002-04-03 09:02:54 AM  
Of course, in Tennessee, a sex offender becomes registered as soon as brother and sister get a marriage license.
2002-04-03 09:10:20 AM  
bahahahahaaaaa.......good one Maimzini.....bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
2002-04-03 09:16:04 AM  
Lewis is simply going to pound Mr. Tyson into the ground. Tyson is old and stupid. Hopefully Lewis will outsmart him .. but then again Tyson is like a rabid dog..
2002-04-03 09:18:40 AM  
Lewis has a heavy Jab and a longer reach. He will keep Tyson at distance with the Jab until the door is open for a killer hook.
Tyson is really overmatched. Anytime he has fought anyone from the upper ecehlon of boxing in the last 5-6 years, he has not doen well.
Not a lot of suspense, but I will certainly watch it.
2002-04-03 09:19:15 AM  
That seems about right.
2002-04-03 09:25:28 AM  
Shlabotnik: A Priest.
2002-04-03 09:50:56 AM  
2002-04-03 10:17:31 AM  
So this time when some bimbo goes to his room and has some rough sex with him, she'll have no excuse and can't sue him?
2002-04-03 10:33:46 AM  
I hope Lewis farks him till tyson loves him.
Tyson is a chicken!
2002-04-03 10:35:05 AM  
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2002-04-03 11:17:04 AM  
Tyson will fight - it's asinine, but then again, Americans will screw their only brothers for even a glimpse at a piece of the cake.
2002-04-03 11:44:15 AM  
Wow goat. You're right. I'm swearing off demon capitalism toot-sweet.

If you'll give me a buck. Just a dolla. C'mon, you got it.
2002-04-03 12:09:52 PM  
"but then again, Americans will screw their only brothers for even a glimpse at a piece of the cake."

Is this English-as-a-second-language day?
2002-04-03 12:19:11 PM  
I thought this fight was gonna be in DC. Did I miss something?
2002-04-03 02:32:59 PM  
So, do registered sex offenders get an official looking certificate of some kind? Perhaps an ID card they can flash around at bars?

I smell a photoshop!!
2002-04-03 03:51:11 PM  
To quote Blazing Saddles:

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Where'r all the white women ?

2002-04-03 03:52:03 PM  
If you mean it's assine that he's fighting, you're right. If you mean it's assine that he's a registered sex offender, I'd say that tag is reflexsive.
2002-04-03 04:49:59 PM  
Tyson will get his little rapist canabalistic ignorant moronic ass whupped by lewis, klitchko or any of the top heavy weights, hell he could not even handle holyfeild as old as he was at the times. Tyson is overrated over paid and well should still be in prison, but hell OJ is still free we do have a precedent. Oh and yes you did miss something the fight is offically ON for tenn
2002-04-03 07:33:35 PM  

Its "hey where da white women at?!"

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2002-04-03 07:34:57 PM  
Whats this stuff about him only serving 3 years of a 10 year sentence. Thats the American justice system for ya!
2002-04-03 10:10:53 PM  
Governor warns residents to carry around packets of salad dressing in case Mr Tyson gets all in a humpin mood
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