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(AP)   Chlamydia killing penguins in SF zoo. Paris Hilton stares at feet, fidgets nervously   ( divider line
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2005-05-06 05:55:45 PM  

I gave it to her!
2005-05-06 06:15:28 PM  
This is terrible. They should use every available resource to save these penguins.
2005-05-06 06:26:15 PM  
uh confused by paris hilton reference? is she a penguin with chlamydia?
2005-05-06 06:45:43 PM  
I swear, I got chlamydia from a penguin. What part of that don't you understand?
2005-05-06 06:50:07 PM  
I used to know a girl named Chlamydia,
2005-05-06 06:51:53 PM  
...mind you, she was no penguin!
2005-05-06 07:03:42 PM  
Is it unadvisable to collect all 800 of the chlamydia headlines and stick em in this thread? This n00b doesn't know the rules about this sort of thing, but I think it would be appropriate.

/where's the TotalFARq?
2005-05-06 11:10:14 PM  
My Boobies on Fark and it's a thread about an STD. Must be fate.
2005-05-06 11:11:02 PM  
Dear Jeebus,

All I want for Xmas this year is to never hear about Paris Hilton again. Can you do this for me? If so, I promise to build several churches in your honor.

Your loving servant,
Solve et Coagula
2005-05-06 11:11:46 PM  
Its the gay penguins!
2005-05-06 11:11:52 PM  
Are these those gay penguins that made the news a few months back? Figures...

/I keed.
2005-05-06 11:12:28 PM  
Damn you Failing_Junk...
2005-05-06 11:12:52 PM  
Herpes the Love Bug: My Boobies on Fark and it's a thread about an STD. Must be fate.

I don't wanna see no man boobies on Fark if at all possible.

on topic, penguins are so cool! someone should teach them to use little condoms.
2005-05-06 11:14:50 PM  
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"I got my Gonorrhea from riding a tractor in a bathingsuit. My boyfriend told me."

2005-05-06 11:17:45 PM  
Why must Fark fark with new users?
2005-05-06 11:18:52 PM  
Herpes the Love Bug :
Because you touch yourself at night?
2005-05-06 11:19:21 PM  
Thanks to Bill Maher, who just used the SAME joke to open his show...
2005-05-06 11:20:47 PM  

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And actual quote is "My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor in my bathing suit."

/Seinfeld geek
2005-05-06 11:22:00 PM  
Ya, from gulls..... uhuh... SF,...shudders

/In other news, penguins live to 20
2005-05-06 11:22:12 PM  
2005-05-06 11:24:08 PM  
Exact same joke on Bill Maher about 22 minutes ago...
2005-05-06 11:24:46 PM  
The bacteria, which was most likely transmitted to the birds by an infected seagull,

Seagulls, infected whores of the avian world.
2005-05-06 11:25:07 PM  
is he getting his jokes from fark?
2005-05-06 11:25:14 PM  
Man, Tom Cruise got around this week...
2005-05-06 11:26:45 PM  
Chalamydia oh Chalamydia, say have you met Chalamydia
Chalamydia the tatooed lady.
2005-05-06 11:27:24 PM  
Victims of "Penguin Lust."
2005-05-06 11:28:17 PM  
Opus, you slut!
2005-05-06 11:29:09 PM  
The bacteria, which was most likely transmitted to the birds by an infected seagull

So who's be farking the seagulls in San Fran?
2005-05-06 11:29:23 PM  
Damn seagulls. Whores of the avian world.
2005-05-06 11:31:24 PM  
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Which Penguin has chlamydia? The answer may surprise you...
2005-05-06 11:35:26 PM  
All my penguin friends are highly offended at the inference that any of their species would fark Paris Hilton.
2005-05-06 11:37:49 PM  
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For the love of...
2005-05-06 11:41:34 PM  
That would be Chlamydia, dummy.
2005-05-06 11:46:31 PM  
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"I'm telling you, Chlamydia is a soup! I've seen it on the supermarket shelves!"
2005-05-06 11:46:56 PM  
Chlamydia was killing koala bears in Australia many years ago (may still be, haven't heard). So, obviously the koalas are screwin' the seagulls, who are then screwin' the pengiuns.
2005-05-06 11:53:42 PM  
God is punishing the penguins for their sexual deviance. We shouldn't intervene.
2005-05-06 11:53:42 PM  
That's what we get for letting her borrow the nun costume for Halloween.
2005-05-06 11:57:39 PM  
So... let me get this straight... Paris Hilton is farking koalas?
2005-05-06 11:59:42 PM  
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/haven't slept with penquins or paris sooo....
//got nuthin'
2005-05-07 12:04:04 AM  
I think onomatopoetic is on to something.
2005-05-07 12:06:12 AM  
very funny, but then again, i've been drinkin'
2005-05-07 12:11:53 AM  
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ford, you're turning into a penguin. stop it.
2005-05-07 12:14:05 AM  
I will just say that the admin today has sucked. Twice today, I submit posts, and then wait 4 and 7 hours for them to appear, after rejection. Only when they are accepted, the headlines are so less funny.

Penguin sex is just too funny.
2005-05-07 12:14:24 AM  
No penguin pictures available... yet.

(Links pop)

Although, a disturbing search for "chlamydia" alone yielded this on page three:

Not surprised by this photo- SFW
2005-05-07 12:14:24 AM  
I look at the headline and the time-stamp on the top and I think to myself: Is Bill Maher a Total Farker?

Then again, it is an easy joke....
2005-05-07 12:17:25 AM  
Chlamydia makes a good baby name. Emily or Chlamydia?
2005-05-07 12:18:53 AM  
Fact: Chlamydia is the most common STD in humans in the world.
2005-05-07 12:20:09 AM  
Where's your PETA now, Moses? Huh? Where's your PETA, now?
2005-05-07 12:20:15 AM  
As a native San Franciscan I would like to do a pre-emptive strike on all gay penguin jokes:

"Everyone and everything in San Francisco is gay, even the bridge, and the gay penguins gave each other an STD!"
2005-05-07 12:21:42 AM  
Man... with all due respect to the poor sick penguins, farklite is suckin' content-wise tonight.
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