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(WBBH Naples)   Woman stepping out of shower encounters two men in her home. One flashes a badge and tells her it's okay. Thank god he's a building inspector   ( nbc-2.com) divider line
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2005-05-04 07:37:15 PM  
I think I have that pr0n tape.
2005-05-04 08:17:17 PM  
To Serve and Protect Inspect
2005-05-04 08:57:43 PM  
Hi! How about knocking first. I'm pretty sure they have to give advance notice before entering people's homes.
2005-05-04 09:18:42 PM  
Beaver inspector?
2005-05-04 09:42:20 PM  
Am I the first to say this? The anchorwoman was hot. Would definitely hit it. As for the shower woman... not so hot.
2005-05-04 10:29:42 PM  
They inspect private homes at random?
With no complaints filed, or appointments made?
2005-05-04 10:31:27 PM  
WBBH Nipples

/3 for 3!!!
2005-05-04 10:32:05 PM  
I would just claim I was a religious icon inspector (since it's against the law to hang priceless religious icons in areas of high humidity like showers). This excuses as we know has worked for thousands of icon inspectors, real and fake, over the centuries. But then when she wasn't looking I would steal her kettle.
2005-05-04 10:32:13 PM  
maybe it's the FBI.

/female body etc....
2005-05-04 10:33:31 PM  
Submitter should write scripts for pron movies.

//yeah I know I'm late
2005-05-04 10:34:13 PM  
I hate it when that happens!
2005-05-04 10:37:54 PM  
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"Thatz right, I am zee inspetor...something wrong with danna caable?"
2005-05-04 10:40:09 PM  
Until then, building inspectors will continue to use their badges.... to gain entry into women's bathrooms all over Florida.
2005-05-04 10:41:20 PM  
2005-05-04 10:41:23 PM  
I'm just guessing here the part of the story left out is that the landlord gave her a warning 24 hours in advance that these dudes would be stopping by for the inspection. (They never said if the woman owned the home, and I'm guessing she didn't.)

They knocked, she didn't hear them, they thought the house was empty and entered.

This same thing happened to a female friend of mine when a maintenance worker was scheduled to drop in. She came out of the bathroom naked and the guy was standing in her living room. She admitted that she forgot about the warning.

The story also didn't clarify if the guy actually tried to pass himself off as a building inspector.

Most states require the landlord to provide 24 hour notice of any entry (except in an emergency, such as a gas leak).
2005-05-04 10:42:39 PM  
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2005-05-04 10:42:50 PM  
OCD: The story also didn't clarify if the guy actually tried to pass himself off as a police officer.
2005-05-04 10:45:27 PM  

Pronounce it right dammit!

/pet peeve
2005-05-04 10:45:28 PM  
"Okay lady, where do you want the blinds?"
2005-05-04 10:45:41 PM  
This thread is useless without pics.

Also, that newslady has quite a chin on her. I'd hit it.
2005-05-04 10:46:20 PM  

2005-05-04 10:46:44 PM  
Umm ... did anybody notice that the story didn't explain WHY the two men were in the woman's house?

Who the fark cares what the goddamned badges look like? WTF were you doing in the woman's house?

Re the video feed: Notice the lovely New York accent the shower woman has? (Like gargling gravel.)
2005-05-04 10:47:12 PM  
wallet inspector...
2005-05-04 10:47:53 PM  
i was a bit slow, genericdefect
2005-05-04 10:50:26 PM  

Until then, building inspectors will continue to use their badges despite todays

/flap flap
2005-05-04 10:51:39 PM  
Oof! If that thing lunged at you out of the shower, it'd be like Psycho in reverse.
2005-05-04 10:52:07 PM  
Hey, *you're naked!* Dammit. Now I have to show you my steeking badges!!

/I'm buyin' one tomorrow, you betcha.
2005-05-04 10:52:23 PM  
too bad she didn't blow their heads off Badge or no badge Cops can't just enter your house
2005-05-04 10:53:02 PM  
That's my friend, Gil Thelander.

/Not so sure on the spelling, but it had to be said
2005-05-04 10:56:41 PM  
2005-05-04 10:45:41 PM genericdefect

This thread is useless without pics.

[image from tumbleweedresources.com too old to be available]
2005-05-04 10:57:23 PM  

Badge or no badge Cops can't just enter your house

no, but as DrBrownCow pointed out, building inspectors can.
2005-05-04 10:57:51 PM  
Knock Knock.
"Building inspector.. "
"oh my.. my pants just fell off. Would one of you boys get it up for me?"
2005-05-04 10:58:38 PM  
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I bet he has a building inspector badge.
2005-05-04 11:00:47 PM  
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2005-05-04 11:02:36 PM  
That article and video raised more questions instead of providing informative reporting.
2005-05-04 11:05:20 PM  
punta gorda?
Doesn't that mean fat pussy?
2005-05-04 11:06:14 PM  
US Supreme court, in Camara v. Municipal Court 387 U.S. 523 (1967) that: In summary, we hold that administrative searches of the kind at issue here are significant intrusions upon the interests protected by the Fourth Amendment, that such searches when authorized and conducted without a warrant procedure lack the traditional safeguards which the Fourth Amendment guarantees to the individual, and that the reasons put forth in Frank v. Maryland and in other cases for upholding these warrantless searches are insufficient to justify so substantial a weakening of the Fourth Amendment's protections.
2005-05-04 11:06:29 PM  
I was thinking Limo Driver...
2005-05-04 11:07:13 PM  
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2005-05-04 11:10:06 PM  
That would be puta gorda ...

/Do the Fark filters habla espan~ol? If so I'm chingado ...
2005-05-04 11:12:36 PM  
That link had something that few news stories in the past few months can boast; a working video.

/golf clap
2005-05-04 11:15:23 PM  
damn I opened the link in a new tab.. had my volume all the way up and all the sudden I start hearing the video really loud... scared the shiat out of me, now my beer is all over the place.
2005-05-04 11:15:28 PM  
It was probably a renter. They will have signed
the lease and in there it would state that the owner can stop by for a look see given some notice. She proabably was busy smoking some weed and forgot about any notice.
2005-05-04 11:19:22 PM  
Last year there was a big stink about just this sort of thing in Belleville Illinois (reported in Belleville News Democrat) I'm lazy and tired, not looking it up.

In Belleville, they have been pretty much using gestapo tactics to enforce residency restrictions. ie. if you have an unregistered resident (cousin spending the night) you are in violation of a city ordinance and are to be put out, and charged an ownerous fine.

/doesn't even want to live in that county (the one with E. St. Louis)
2005-05-04 11:24:28 PM  
I can't believe it took 34 posts to get a stinking badges reference.
2005-05-04 11:25:30 PM  
"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."

/JoGold beat me to it.
2005-05-04 11:26:31 PM  
'"I'm taking a wait and see approach of let's do the research and see what we want in the future. I'm not going to make a decision until I see all the facts," said Kunick.'

Translation: We'll wait a while until this blows over then we'll pretend nothing happened.
2005-05-04 11:31:05 PM  
i just found out that you cant type Boobies here!
2005-05-04 11:32:09 PM  
Amusing, unrelated NSFW link, since no boobies today.
2005-05-04 11:33:57 PM  
Does this remind anyone else of Beverly Hills Cop?
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