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(Reuters)   Hong Kong authorities dealing with roving packs of monkeys with first ever monkey birth controll program   ( reuters.com) divider line
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2002-03-31 04:00:45 PM  

Of all the things in the article, this one is the most amazing.

2002-03-31 05:25:01 PM  
Oh...Hong Kong. I thought it said North St.Louis. My bad.
2002-03-31 05:26:51 PM  
Uh oh, you know forced abortions are going to be next.
2002-03-31 05:28:49 PM  
Wouldn't it be easier to just hang condoms in the trees?
2002-03-31 05:29:27 PM  
2002-03-31 05:31:03 PM  
Just one more form of oppression from THE MAN.
2002-03-31 05:31:19 PM  
Puerto Rico has monkey problems too? Another reason to visit...
2002-03-31 05:34:32 PM  
Well, if we don't teach the young monkeys about sex, they'll just learn it off the street, from some dirty old alley cat or something, right?
2002-03-31 05:35:57 PM  
They going to sterilize Fb-?
2002-03-31 05:36:25 PM  
Were you serving over there Skwidd? How do they like Americans in general, and service men in particular?
2002-03-31 05:45:57 PM  
They oughta get a clue from Australia and hang condoms in the trees
2002-03-31 05:47:32 PM  
Someone should just round em all up and dump em somewhere fun, like downtown Boston, hell, the drivers here are bad enough as it is, imagine 50000 monkeys running amok to add to the fun?
2002-03-31 05:52:51 PM  
I guess I gotta go sometime, thanks for the info Skwidd!
2002-03-31 05:56:05 PM  
So, um, anyone have any more "barrel of monkeys" or "monkeys humping" jokes?
2002-03-31 06:12:20 PM  
JUST IN: A monkey spokesman had this reaction to sterilizing the monkey population:

[image from friendlymonkey.com too old to be available]
2002-03-31 06:38:28 PM  
2002-03-31 07:02:12 PM  
I am shocked and amazed that PETA is pleased by something.
2002-03-31 07:31:59 PM  
This has to be the coolest thing I have heard in a long time, hilareous aswell.
2002-03-31 07:34:13 PM  
"We think that keeping a healthy population of monkeys in Hong Kong is very important," says Wong Che-lok

I totally agree.
2002-03-31 08:53:53 PM  
If only they would use this method to control human populations.

Catch and release. Let's try it in areas of cities without redeeming social values. Like around suburban malls with yuppies, GAP kids, and SUV drivers.
2002-04-01 12:30:49 PM  
Let's try it in areas of cities without redeeming social values. Like around suburban malls with yuppies, GAP kids, and SUV drivers.
Uhhhh... where's the next generation of taxpayers coming from then?
2002-04-01 01:22:57 PM  
but how do they get them to use the little condoms?
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