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2002-03-29 04:08:54 AM  
double ha
2002-03-29 04:09:25 AM  
The Rock sucks
2002-03-29 04:09:31 AM  
why would anyone in their right mind want their name on a dvd?
2002-03-29 04:09:35 AM  
Who the FARK are u "half TARD"?
2002-03-29 04:12:03 AM  
he's racing to get first p.o.s.t.. how asinine.
2002-03-29 04:12:40 AM  
Hey this is something good huh? My comment is always at the bottom now. undocumented FARK!!!!

Just enter "1st" as your Weeners and there u go!!!

I hope i am right!!
2002-03-29 04:12:46 AM  
Oh man, this movie is going to suck. But it will make money because 98% of America is made up of sheep.

2002-03-29 04:13:35 AM  
another check
2002-03-29 04:15:02 AM  

A half tard
2002-03-29 04:16:14 AM  
The Rock is like the Kevin Sorbo of movies
2002-03-29 04:17:43 AM  
this is almost exciting as eating mustard and marmalade.. hmmmmm... m&m eh?
2002-03-29 04:34:22 AM  
I dunno about having your name on something lame like a ROCK movie. My name has appeared in the current X-Files season opening credits though. and THAT is cool.
2002-03-29 04:44:10 AM  

2002-03-29 04:59:35 AM  
I wish people would stop ragging on the Rock. He is a great wrestler, role model, human being, movie star, ah who am I trying to kid, he sucks.
2002-03-29 05:09:30 AM  
"The Rock is like the Kevin Sorbo of movies"

What are you saying? Kevin Sorbo is the Kevin Sorbo of movies. KULL THE CONQUERER IS THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!

Scorpion King is a pale attempt to ride on Kevin Sorbo's filmatic coat tails.
2002-03-29 05:11:41 AM  
Sorbo should stick to TV
2002-03-29 05:58:16 AM  
Mmmmmmmm. Kelly Hu. Boobies. Mmmmmmmmm.
2002-03-29 06:59:29 AM  
Let's agree to...well...agree that both kevin sorbo AND the rock suck harder than a cambodian whore. Did you ever see "Andromeda"? That show sucks. And wrestling is gay.
2002-03-29 07:16:28 AM  
And Hollywood slides further down the qulaity scale. Sigh.
2002-03-29 07:21:24 AM  
2002-03-29 07:46:50 AM  
Who cares about the Rock and The Scorpion King? I'm waiting for Ah-nuld in King Conan!
2002-03-29 08:03:45 AM  
Oh my. A chance to see The Rock greased up and flexin' for an hour and a half on the big screen. How can I contain my excitement. I can hardly stay awake I am so excited.
2002-03-29 10:23:07 AM  
Why is everyone ragging on this movie so much?

I guess you guys just can't smell what The Rock is cooking.
2002-03-29 10:47:39 AM  
$69.95 for a hat, tshirt, poster, buttpack, and junkmail from Universal?
No thanks...although that "free movie ticket" included in the deluxe package is tempting.
2002-03-29 11:40:57 AM  
I wouldn't see that movie even if they were paying me. Wasn't "The Scorpian King" the sequel title to The Mummy, which also had the Rock (failed and washed up college football player) as a star? Hollywood has hit rock bottom (pun intended) when they start recycling shiatty movie titles.
2002-03-29 12:04:15 PM  
"Wasn't "The Scorpian King" the sequel title to The Mummy"

No, I don't think so.
2002-03-29 01:09:08 PM  
I'm not saying this movie will be good, but it's gotta be better than Suburban Commando...
2002-03-29 01:15:48 PM  
When we saw the trailer for this movie at the LOTR premiere, the entire audience couldn't stop laughing. The Rock always looks like he's getting to take dump when he looks all serious.

Oh, and Eye heart Precious Roy.
2002-03-29 03:31:13 PM  
Can you SMELLLLLL what the Rock is shiatting out in the theatres this Summer ?
2002-03-29 06:39:18 PM  
I once smelled what the Rock is cooking, and my nose hairs fell out,I became retarded for two days and went blind for a week.

Oh yeah, The Rock Sucks.

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