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(AZCentral)   Sheriff says strip club in garage is legal   ( azcentral.com) divider line
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7130 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Mar 2002 at 10:50 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-26 10:54:44 PM  
cool, can i have one in my garage?
2002-03-26 10:54:45 PM  
I shot the sheriff with my love gun but I didn't shoot the deputy.
2002-03-26 10:55:20 PM  
2002-03-26 10:55:49 PM  
2002-03-26 10:56:13 PM  
One deputy notes that stripping is protected by the First Amendment.

freedom of speech, religion, and boobies. it's in there if you read between the lines.....
2002-03-26 10:57:22 PM  
Holy shi-at...I can already see $$$ and
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coming my way...

I've gotta make some calls...
2002-03-26 10:59:17 PM  
farm outbuilding.
is that like an outhouse, only larger?

What's in your garage

um...a strip club. i'm currently looking for some better dancers tho, so if any hot chicks are intrested in a good paying job you can send pics to www.take/offyour/.clothes/and=pourwater/on.yourself.com
2002-03-26 11:01:28 PM  
I'd have expected some zoning law to interfere with this... residential versus business or something like that. Then again, a farm is both.
2002-03-26 11:01:58 PM  
or: www.dance/naked=in.mygarage/for/money.com
2002-03-26 11:04:30 PM  
Ain't nothin' wrong with THAT!
2002-03-26 11:08:56 PM  
oh i'm sorry that is the wrong address i gave.
its actually: www.dance//naked.inmy/garage.forfree.com

ok...i'll stop now.
*looks sufficiently repentant*
2002-03-26 11:12:28 PM  
What's in your garage? You may have a lot of junk, but bet you don't have any strippers.

Guess again Alex!
2002-03-26 11:16:28 PM  
Yep. Hero indeed!
2002-03-26 11:37:19 PM  
Happygirl: I'll dance free for ya. ;)
2002-03-26 11:42:04 PM  
This could only happen in Green Bay.
2002-03-26 11:43:07 PM  
Well..looks like I'M gonna be cleaning out the garage this weekend..
2002-03-26 11:45:51 PM  
okay quick one--you'll need a few things.
a g-string
vasaline (for shiny nipples)
i imagine you'll need a really good razor
breath mints
baby oil
shiny clothes...uh i know theres more but i'm forgetting right now.
2002-03-26 11:53:29 PM  
6, yes count em 6...naked girls. They're not even wearing a smile. Oh yes. Yowza yowza yowza. (Okay, I saw that episode of The Simpsons tonight).

This is Armand's apartment, Armand's copy of Swank, Armand's frozen peas!
2002-03-26 11:55:18 PM  
2002-03-26 11:57:52 PM  
hmmmm.....beter go check my garage.....
2002-03-26 11:58:16 PM  
Great, in my town people are throwing a fit because someone wants to build a new strip club in the middle of some old warehouses far away from houses, churches, schools, civilization. I'm movin' to Wisconsin. I'll miss my California cheese though
2002-03-26 11:59:11 PM  
nope, no strippers yet....
2002-03-27 12:00:22 AM  
Fond du Lac county, huh? In many rural areas like that, there aren't *any* zoning regulations. I could build an iron smelting facility next to a school and have strippers working the furnaces.
2002-03-27 12:02:59 AM  
Strippers + furnaces = melted/exploding boobies (heat and silicone don't ya know!)
2002-03-27 12:33:58 AM  
well hell, I've got a garage.
Now just gotta find me some hoes and I'm in business.
2002-03-27 12:29:02 PM  
Stripping isn't actually protected by the First Amendment, but nobody tell the sheriff, please.
2002-03-27 04:01:22 PM  

We have cheese here man, don't fret. The welcome wagon brings brats, cheese and beer. Welcome to Sconnie
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