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(The Sun)   Screaming soccer fan undergoes surgery to repair his vocal cords after docs said he may lose his voice - The Sun is there   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2005-04-01 03:56:41 PM  
Tirst Phoast

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was raised by a cup of coffee."
2005-04-01 03:57:43 PM  
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (gasp) (cough) (help!)
2005-04-01 03:57:46 PM  
2005-04-01 03:58:19 PM  

"My emails are like my childrens."
2005-04-01 03:59:12 PM  
i'd laugh, right, but it's pointless
2005-04-01 03:59:12 PM  
Wankers the lot of you!

"I feel great! I feel great!"
2005-04-01 03:59:20 PM  
"No e-mail, no cry....."
2005-04-01 03:59:40 PM  
Why does this semiotically have a
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Should be "dumbass" tag.

2005-04-01 04:00:06 PM  
...now if they could just do something about his teeth.
2005-04-01 04:00:13 PM  
No pity.

/coxswain, i get the whole yelling thing
//stfu, yeah i said cox

"Meedly meedly meedly me!!"
2005-04-01 04:00:15 PM  
2005-04-01 04:02:31 PM  

"My emails are like my childrens."
2005-04-01 04:02:48 PM  
The April Fool's stuff: the filters, the false pages and what-not; it was pretty funny at 8:00 this morning.

It became old and obnoxious at 8:05.
2005-04-01 04:03:31 PM  
this place is crazy today, I love april fools on fark
2005-04-01 04:05:47 PM  
Yelling at sports events is one thing I could never bring myself to do.
2005-04-01 04:07:38 PM  
branded00 Lighten up, it's Friday for heaven's sake. Have a little fun with it.

As for the story at hand: /dumbass/
2005-04-01 04:07:50 PM  
fa'k gots'ta been hacked. Word! www, so cut me some slack, Jack.fa'k.com (wihtout /index) keeps changin' every few moments between some odd boobies an' bea' configurations. interestin'.
2005-04-01 04:08:12 PM  
i gotta say, i miss the hundreds of -shouldnt have been- greenlit articles, but the beer page, hamsters, ect was pretty funny.

good job fark !, il wait for you on the other side

"Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off..."
2005-04-01 04:09:23 PM  
i gotta say, i miss the hundreds of -shouldnt have been- greenlit articles, but the beer page, hamsters, ect was pretty funny.

good job fark !, il wait for you on the other side
2005-04-01 04:10:05 PM  
So he'll be usin' a feedin' tube? Here us guys go
2005-04-01 04:11:48 PM  
Here's a suggestion:

[image from domnickh.co.uk too old to be available]
2005-04-01 04:11:52 PM  
I ha'nae seen, to be sure, "Duke Sucks," fer awhile. I dinna why I mentioned that here, but ye think that ornery cuss would rub it in, and a bottle of rum! Perhaps, arrrr, complete every headline with that fer an entire day, by Davy Jones's locker.

Here's an April Fool's joke, arrrr, that scurvey dog ending a headline with, aye, "Duke Rocks."
2005-04-01 04:14:27 PM  
Blidegod guruforstat hoffenschneigel dishmanbob horrfuldink uster cudest neifer digelwankel. Shiden haben eiffel diskel flak.

(There ten or twenty more of those and they will quit screwing with my posts)

"I feel great! I feel great!"
2005-04-01 04:27:27 PM  
Musta been yelling all those ethnic slurs that got to him.

Not that that would ever shut a true yob up.

/hope this goes through the 'cockney' filter
2005-04-01 04:28:31 PM  
Conversation_Killer Maybe seeing Jaclyn Smith naked isn't important to you, but I don't take too kindly to being teased in that way.
2005-04-01 04:31:12 PM  
goooooooooooooooallll, mate!

"My emails are like my childrens."
2005-04-01 04:49:46 PM  
"Hey Man! Nice Shot!"

/filter filter
2005-04-01 05:56:03 PM  
[image from img219.exs.cx too old to be available]

Video of the most hardcore fans you'll ever see

"Oh, look who thinks he's Clever Dan!"
2005-04-01 07:07:16 PM  
Why amerisan footbal susks...

Ze players ar sisy's vho vear padding. FAST. Ze gam is for retards viz short atention spans. FAST. Som players never tush ze bal. FAST. Amerisan footbal players susk eakh ozers vilies after ze gam to relax. FAST.

Why Amerisa susks...

George Bush. FAST. Ze raping of Iraq's natural resurses vhilst pretending to kar abut zeir fredom. FAST. Ze inabilty to kompete fairly in ze global market by not signing up to ze kyoto protosol. FAST. Donald Rumsfeld refusing to take responsibilty for Abu Ghraib. FAST. Darz Kheney eating a pupy eakh day for breakfast. FAST.

Why yu susk...

Sause yu ar arguing abut vhish fysisal sport is beter vhilst siting in front of a komputer stufing yur fat fake viz junk food. FAST. If ever ze arguing on ze internet is like runing ze spekial olympiss pistur is neded it is nov. FAST.

Zread over. If any of yu spastiss ut zer in farkland try to argue viz any of ze abov irefutabl fakts zen yu vil just be proving my point.

"Hold on tight, The Cheat, we're blastin' off TO THE MOOOOOOON!"
2005-04-01 11:22:48 PM  
I only lose my voice at basketball and football games.

/Stupid soccer
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