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21199 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Feb 2005 at 1:18 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-02-25 11:36:20 AM  
Damn- read half that headline and was on my way to click the link... then, I read the second half.
2005-02-25 11:49:08 AM  
Well I don't know, I have been itching for some midget.. HEY! That's a bait and switch right thar!!
2005-02-25 11:53:49 AM  
Damnit. Booo to puritans!
2005-02-25 12:19:39 PM  
You don't like it? Don't watch it.
2005-02-25 12:24:46 PM  
I'd spank it.
2005-02-25 12:25:33 PM  
I can't believe you sick farks are here looking for pictures of a shaved donkey, that's disgusting. Donkeys' are most attractive when they're natural and unshaven.
2005-02-25 12:33:07 PM  
Five years ago the company dropped the soft-core porn channel "Spice" from cable systems in Southern California because company founder John Rigas considered such programming immoral.

Adelphia filed for bankruptcy protection in 2002 after Rigas and others were accused of cheating investors out of billions of dollars.

Who's immoral now, biatch?
2005-02-25 12:45:48 PM  
Ashcroft. I didn't even see alcoholic_entropy's... must F5 before posting.

Oy, SPICE is immoral? Spice channel is the redheaded stepchild of the pron lineup.
2005-02-25 01:11:24 PM  
sex is immoral?
violence is immoral... but thats on tv every day.
cheating is immoral.. but check the soap operas.

why do people hate sex so much? and damn, it was on pay per view! not like you be switching stations and get.. Price is Right..vaccuum commercial..a double-ended dildo and a girl with a puzzled look..court tv..

i wouldnt shed not one tear if every ultra conservative died in an icey wreck once.
2005-02-25 01:15:25 PM  
Price is Right..vaccuum commercial..a double-ended dildo and a girl with a puzzled look..court tv..

I havent laughed that hard in weeks!
2005-02-25 01:17:57 PM  
Jeebus. More peeps whining about not being able to watch boobies on TV.

Get off your lazy asses and buy it or rent it. Having it piped directly to your couch potato ass is not a right, it's a convenience.
2005-02-25 01:18:01 PM  
Wasn't the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air from West Adelphia?
2005-02-25 01:21:59 PM  
"Want to see a naked midget spanking a shaved donkey?"

Well dammit, now I do!
2005-02-25 01:22:42 PM  
West Philidelphia
2005-02-25 01:22:48 PM  
2005-02-25 01:24:40 PM  

What the fark is wrong with people?! It's not like you can even watch by gotta PAY. WHO is hurt by this?

You know...they say as you age you become more conservative...I think I'm becomming more liberal.

I blame religion on things like this. Arbitrary bullshiat rules that people can use to feel beter than another. THat's what it is. THat's why poor people like it. Got no cash? No power? Well at least you can be more 'holy' than the other dirt farmers you live with.
2005-02-25 01:24:43 PM  
Who's immoral now, biatch?

Being accused of something does not imply Immorality
2005-02-25 01:26:59 PM  
If anyone needs me, ill be in the suicide booth
2005-02-25 01:28:19 PM  
America, land of the free...
2005-02-25 01:32:54 PM  
... and the home of one naked midget who enjoys spanking a shaved donkey.
2005-02-25 01:33:00 PM  
All I gotta say is my fark karma is oddly synchronistic today.

This article posted to the main page on Fri, 25 Feb 2005 at 1:18 PM

2005-02-25 01:27:49 PM DarwinEffect [TotalFark] (in another thread before I saw this one)
A drunken midget can be my wingman anytime, in fact, if you're in Minneapolis and are drunken and a midget, or just a midget, I'm hiring!
2005-02-25 01:33:23 PM  
Sacrileg, learn your "freedoms" they dont inclue freedom to access television services
2005-02-25 01:33:28 PM  
WTF! Soft core immoral. Cheating not. What planet was Rigas on? Oh, yeah, planet U S of Bush.

/runs and hides
2005-02-25 01:34:26 PM  

Next week's episode who have announced that the donkey was actually the midget's son.
2005-02-25 01:35:04 PM  
Just think of how this will effect the donkey-spanking-midget-pr0n industry.

I hate to think of so many donkeys being put to pasture when they're still in their prime.
2005-02-25 01:35:49 PM  
Well, I was going to say "BFD", I mean, who hasn't seen their fair share of donkey midget spankings. But shaved? That just crosses the line right there.
2005-02-25 01:38:34 PM  
I am quite indignant that I do not have the right to see something that I never want to see.
2005-02-25 01:39:24 PM  
Way to cave in due to corporate pressures. (Which is what they are supposed to do... make money in the best way possible. I am just pissed.)

Further proof that we don't need the FCC to push indecency laws. If people are really that pissed about it, they will protest and the company will change for it's own good. This also removes the need for fines: the company will lose money from decreasing advertising revenue and reduced sales. Go invisible hand, go!

FCC - fark Conservative Censorship
2005-02-25 01:39:30 PM  
Never ever do a GIS for "midget donkey"
2005-02-25 01:39:51 PM  
Cable pron sucks anyhow. They edit out the money shots. Or at least they did last time I saw a cable pron.
2005-02-25 01:41:39 PM  
Not here they dont Serge
2005-02-25 01:42:28 PM  
Priapulid: Never ever do a GIS for "midget donkey"

[image from too old to be available]
2005-02-25 01:43:33 PM  
Priapulid of course I'm going to now that you said not to...

I only got 8 pictures and half of them were dupes.
2005-02-25 01:43:34 PM  
2005-02-25 01:24:43 PM Bondage007

Being accused of something does not imply Immorality

Being convicted of stealing $100 Million from the business and hiding $2 Billion in debt kinda seals the deal, buddy.
Sad HTML skills mean link no go pop.
2005-02-25 01:43:39 PM  
People watch (and pay for) cable pron when you can get free pron online?

2005-02-25 01:43:54 PM  
They should turn to their public access channel.

I've told this story on fark before, but it's worth hearing again. I live in Berkeley for school at the moment, and we have a public access station that every night has some of the most bizarre shows you've ever seen.

The killer is what my roommates and I call the "Paraplegic Pr0n Show".

The 'host' is a paraplegic who's in a electric wheelchair and can't speak (except for moaning) and has no control over his extremities. The way he speaks is through a pointer mounted on his head via a headstrap, and he points to a little keyboard layout on his table.

Next to him, he has a fully functioning unattractive woman who's incredibly skinny, as well as bald, who reads out what he points to and basically interprets his 'questions' for the interviewee.

Interviewees are usually hippy chicks, some of them being moderately attractive, for being a hippy chick. Though I can't bear to watch the show for more than 2-3 minutes, there's been several occassions where the chicks would be naked, or even worse, going down on the paraplegic's lifeless naked body, moved from his chair to the bed. Sometimes the interpreter would be naked too.

2005-02-25 01:43:58 PM  
Bondage007: "Being accused of something does not imply Immorality"

True, being accused of something does not imply morality. However, being convicted of stealing millions of dollars violates one of teh 10 Commandments, which I'd say is probably the best possible way to define what is moral/immoral.

/Hopes Old Man Rigas is taking it up the Ashcroft from a guy named Bubba as we speak.
2005-02-25 01:45:38 PM  
adam_cole: I only got 8 pictures and half of them were dupes.

I dont know the "Little Dong and Big schlong" movie cover with the naked midget and the naked tall black guy was disturbing for me.
2005-02-25 01:45:39 PM  
Priapulid: Never ever do a GIS for "midget donkey"

Now you tell me. Say the important stuff earlier in the thread, will ya? Now everyone in the office thinks I have a midget/donkey fetish, which is actually good now that they've stopped ranting on all of my fat pron magazines that I keep hidden under the ceiling tiles.
2005-02-25 01:46:52 PM  
GIS for "donkey porn" is interesting.
2005-02-25 01:48:27 PM  
Heh. The site is "News 4 Jax."

Heh. Jax.

And for the kneejerkers who are whining about how no one has the right to porn, Adelphia wanted to offer it, people wanted to buy it. What about their "rights?" A third party came in, uninvited, and influenced a situation that had nothing to do with them.

Tell ya what. You don't have the right to daylight, either. How's about me and a bunch of friends put a giant tarp over your house? It won't be touching your property.

Come on guys, Adelphia is a big corporation! Surely you can work up some sympathy for rich people! Oh, the humanity!
2005-02-25 01:48:30 PM  
Spince, for the love of all that is unholy, immoral, corrupt, perverted, and down right dog-diggity, please find a link to a video of that.

2005-02-25 01:49:36 PM  
actually... having adelphia cable doesnt stop me from WANTING anything... and having adelphia cable doesnt stop me from seeing midget porn if i WANT to... just not on adelphia cable.
2005-02-25 01:49:55 PM  
PhatBastard is a sick and twisted fark. Figures he would like that kind of shiat. Still better than the scatophillia phase he went through though.
2005-02-25 01:50:36 PM  
Yeah, I did a GIS for "midget donkey" and got a picture of a New York Yankees baseball cap.

Now I have to find the steel wool for my eyes.
2005-02-25 01:52:05 PM  
Priapulid- You have to pay for it if you want to see your pr0n on a 55" screen, without pulling(pun intended)a PeeWee Herman in a theatre.
2005-02-25 01:52:14 PM  
I'm just surprised that nobody has posted a BS story about hoe their high school buddies' older brother went saw a Tijuana "donkey show" once.
2005-02-25 01:53:23 PM  
It may not be a donkey story, but I got a good one involving a german sheppard. ;)
2005-02-25 01:53:40 PM  
Chechcal- how about a guy who got caught with a goat? He put the hind legs in a pair of rubber boots so it couldn't run away. True story, I shiat you not.
2005-02-25 01:53:56 PM  
Another naked midget in the unemployment line.
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