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(World Net Daily)   Mexico invades U.S.   ( worldnetdaily.com) divider line
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2002-03-18 12:21:09 AM  
Smells like tacos.

oops sorry, just had to
2002-03-18 12:21:19 AM  
Well, I thought it was a taco bell story.
2002-03-18 12:21:46 AM  
Where's the "France Surrenders" tag?
2002-03-18 12:21:55 AM  
All your base are belong to Mexico, Gringos!
2002-03-18 12:22:00 AM  
isnt this obvious???
2002-03-18 12:23:22 AM  
Great, now the "Let's militarize the border OMG LOL!!!" peopole will get their panties in a bunch.
2002-03-18 12:23:49 AM  
Whooops. Nevermind my Weeners. I thought it said:

Mexican invades US.
2002-03-18 12:27:22 AM  
this just now comes out ??? geesh, anyone drive through San Deigo lately ??
2002-03-18 12:28:32 AM  
Good thing Mexico isn't next to France...those 4 would be in Paris by now.
2002-03-18 12:29:24 AM  
We got the half with the roads. Shouldn't complain too much.
2002-03-18 12:30:57 AM  
Did the agents move a whole platoon of Mexican soldiers using only a pickup truck?
2002-03-18 12:31:39 AM  
U.S. border, Señor? Oh, I thought that that fence looked kind of big for most of the farmers there. Whoops.
2002-03-18 12:32:45 AM  
Ay caramba! Its the Mexican army!

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2002-03-18 12:32:55 AM  
worst. font. ever.
2002-03-18 12:34:09 AM  
This happens from time to time down here. Some times the U.S. steps over the invisble line while chasing drug mules and what not who run back to Mexico when they see the border patrol.
2002-03-18 12:34:42 AM  
Stevarooni, i was gonna say something similar, i mean how could you mis a horizon to horizon fence 8 feet high, and still think you were in Mexico? and how did they get THAT far in before the border patrol found em?
2002-03-18 12:34:49 AM  
I'm done with the images for now.
2002-03-18 12:36:40 AM  
I know my english and grammar are bad, but people were payed to write and proof the article.

"When he encountered them, one of the Mexican soldiers had his sidearm unholstered.

The agent then unholstered his sidearm and identified himself."
2002-03-18 12:37:38 AM  
cheshire_cat_sf it looks like something Christopher Lowell would drive to work.
2002-03-18 12:37:38 AM  
Explains Perot's "Huge Sucking Sound."

Or was that Monica???
2002-03-18 12:38:44 AM  
Blatman, my grammar is not all that good either, but what is wrong with that?
2002-03-18 12:49:36 AM  
I'm guessing those soldiers were hunting drug runners for us...so WND really shouldn't start insinuating Mexico is preparing to invade.
2002-03-18 12:49:49 AM  
Sos, after re-reading the post I've decided that it's not safe to drink and fark.
2002-03-18 12:50:38 AM  
im disappointed. France hasnt surrendered yet
2002-03-18 12:50:47 AM  
"Badges!? We don't need no stinking badges!
2002-03-18 12:51:09 AM  
They weren't doing anything wrong, just temporarily taking back Aztlan, which we stole from them.

How long before we get Aztlan terrorists?
2002-03-18 12:55:40 AM  
"How long before we get Aztlan terrorists?

How far north have the Zapitistas made it to?

I'm suprised there aren't any secessionist Californian latino guerillas as well. Maybe next year.
2002-03-18 01:00:40 AM  
lets all learn spanish. im tired of fighting it. I really hate descriping my nouns after i name them tho.
2002-03-18 01:02:16 AM  
apparently im still working on english as well.
2002-03-18 01:03:12 AM  
4 Mexican Soldiers, sounds like a single unicycle patrol to me.
2002-03-18 01:10:07 AM  
Maybe they were snipe hunting
2002-03-18 01:19:19 AM  
Simple solution. Shoot them next time. Word tends to get around that it's not a good idea to cross into the California frontier.

2002-03-18 01:31:20 AM  
Oh, yes, World Net Daily. Bastion of journalistic credibility... just look on the bottom, people. Some plug for one of these "MEXICAN TERRORIST COMMUNIST DRUGLORDS SEIZING AMERICA AND HOW YOU CAN PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN FROM PEDOPHILES ON THE INTERNET!!!!11!" books.
2002-03-18 01:40:49 AM  
This article made me think of The Mouse That Roared

Peter Sellers rules.
2002-03-18 01:43:05 AM  
Simple solution. Shoot them next time. Word tends to get around that it's not a good idea to cross into the California frontier.

Good plan. We should do the same thing here in New York, lord knows we have enough illegal immigrants. If I see someone who looks foreign, I'll be sure to shoot them. Same goes for any lost Canadians:

Confused and disoriented Canadian waving to crowd at Niagra Falls: Eh, excuse me, people, could you tell me where I am?

People: Oh my God! It's an unleashed Canadian! Someone call the cops!

Guy in crowd: No need! (BLAM, BLAM!)

People: Wow, that was scary. Good thing he shot him before he could get near us.
2002-03-18 01:47:44 AM  
Brennan-Monster-You should hate Canadians!Their beer and maple syrup is making this nation weak!
2002-03-18 01:56:11 AM  
there are tiiiiny little markers marking the border in those parts... NOT the big fence alot of people think there is.
2002-03-18 02:03:11 AM  
*whimper* I live about 30 miniutes from the Tacate border and fewer still from Otay crossing. I'm scared! And Javi is right, there isnt a fence. Its jist lots of rolling hills, scrub and rocks.
2002-03-18 02:05:34 AM  
"Unholstered his sidearm"? Is it just me, or would it be a hell of a lot easier to say something like "drew his gun," "drew his pistol," or even "drew his sidearm"? It's correct grammatically... but it seems to be more confusing than anything else.

Kthulhu: I agree. Blame Canada.

The new tag for this:
Mexico Invades U.S. France Surrenders. Canada Sucks.
2002-03-18 02:16:13 AM  
Their commander, under torture, admitted it. They were on a secret mission to find and kill the Taco Bell chiwawa.
2002-03-18 02:43:11 AM  

yo NO quiero tacobell
2002-03-18 03:04:04 AM  
The best thing about San Diego is the signs on the freeway that show a whole farking family running...you know, like the "deer" signs? Except they show a mom a dad and two kids. Farking hilarious!!
2002-03-18 03:11:41 AM  
um. The phrase "unholstered his sidearm" implies that the weapon was removed from it's holster, rather than "drawing his sidearm" which implies the weapon is not only removed, but readied for use. (cocked, aimed). So there is the difference. But the article is badly written.

But! As someone who is going through the immigration process (for my wife), I can say that it makes me extremely angry to know how many people actually make it into the country, when it is not only expensive, (to get a single form processed cost me $1,500 !!!) but it's very time consuming, and everytime we move, i have to notify INS, If we want to go to the Bahamas or something like that, I'd have to apply for my wife to get a special paper so that she can come back into the country.

The so-called amnesty plans are rediculous. They make it so that honest people who are trying to abide by the law want to give up, because, yes, ANYBODY can find under-the-table work at some chinese restaurant, or some laundry, or beef packing plant. It's not enough money to live WELL, but it's still better than eating popcorn you found in the trash. -- but that's beside the point. It's a double standard that we (the US) have regarding immigration, and it's time to for it to stop.

On another note.. I used to work for a contractor of the the US Dept. Of Education's Financial Aid program (you know, the FAFSA thing) and you would not believe how many calls i would get for people wanting to know "can i get financial aid even though i'm an illegal alien?" then I'd say "did you fill out a form yet" them: "no, not yet", then i'd say: "let me get your name and address and i can send some materials out to you" then it was nothing but silence.. hahahhahaha slacker-leaching-farks.

Oh, the answer is NO. but strangely if you are living in Puerto Rico, or Philippines, you CAN get financial aid. (pell grants, gov't subsidized loans etc)
2002-03-18 03:25:51 AM  
They have invaded! Anyone been to a fast food restaurant lately?
2002-03-18 03:50:43 AM  
Bionicjoe: It's true though. When I go to my local McD's for morning #2's (Sausage McMuffin with egg, +1), I swear i can never understand what's being read back to me. I just have faith that they understand "Numero Dos y Un McMuffin de la salchicha con el huevo -- to go" -- ALWAYS check the bag before you pull away from the window. Otherwise you have to get out and argue with the manager who is almost always some Eastern european or Indian "dish is vat you ordert, ven i vas in croatia i kill people who comple-an lesh dan you dids"
2002-03-18 04:10:32 AM  

So your mail order bride came through? Congrats :D
2002-03-18 04:13:43 AM  
Smookyfufu: hahahha, like i've not heard that one before! ;^) My wife is a mathemetician so there! (she's the one who pays the bills. i clean the house.)
2002-03-18 04:15:46 AM  
What country?
2002-03-18 04:16:23 AM  
2002-03-18 07:15:14 AM  
Let's blame Clinton and then nuke 'em.
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