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(The Superficial) Boobies Looks like Britney's on the Kirstie Alley meal plan (sfw)   ( divider line
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2005-02-15 05:50:06 PM  

a href="">Google is the site to search!</a
2005-02-15 05:51:51 PM  
Umm, thats not fat. That is what an NON-airbrushed stomach looks like when someone is sitting. It's called skin.
2005-02-15 05:55:14 PM  
aren't those pics from like a long time ago?

and if she IS pregnant, should she be smoking cigarettes?
2005-02-15 05:56:01 PM  
Farkers seem to forget what she used to look like:

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That's from the 2000 MTV music awards, when she had a slamming body. She's obviously gained some moderate poundage since then, I'd guess a good 20lbs. Nothing a few months of hitting the gym, an abortion, quitting smoking, eating something other than grits, and moving out of her trailer home wouldn't cure. I miss the Year 2000 Britney.
2005-02-15 05:56:21 PM  
Not the fat/skinny thing again!

/old, and tired debate
2005-02-15 05:56:36 PM  
Yeah, uh, not fat, just unkept and trashy. Someone has a warped sense of fat. She went from being wafishly thin to normal weight. She's not wearing a friggin moo moo. Kirstie Alley's clothes can cover a Mini Cooper.
2005-02-15 05:56:56 PM  
2005-02-15 05:57:31 PM  
I'm guessing they're talking about this photo here.

*shrug* I think she still looks pretty good
2005-02-15 05:57:45 PM  
I do not like this Ms. Alley.
I do not like her on TV.
She ruined "Cheers", stinks up "Peir 1."
She even blew in "Wrath of Khan."

I do not ever want to see
Her big fat arse in front of me.
Begone, has-been that'll never be
And let us forget this Ms. Alley.
2005-02-15 05:57:52 PM  
Look, call me horny or whatever, she's better than the "not getting any" hand I'm dating as of late. I'd really like to see her boobies too.

© Brittney, call me.
2005-02-15 05:58:34 PM  
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2005-02-15 05:58:59 PM  
I just...don't think Britney is remotely attractive. I don't. I think she looks like any other smoking, partying girl I know in my college town, which isn't to say she's not cute. She could be. But like them, I think she's beginning to show that party lifestyle a bit too much physically.

But hittable? Meh. Not by me, anyway, but I do have picky and often random tastes.

Her appearance just doesn't jibe with my tastes. Fair enough.
2005-02-15 05:59:07 PM  
2005-02-15 05:59:18 PM  
This thread should be classified as...
"This stinks and it's stupid."
2005-02-15 05:59:44 PM  
Brit was never waifishly thin. She was in very good shape, NOT too thin, EVER.

Now she IS "normal" weight for an American. Unfortunately "normal" for Americans is 15 pounds heavy.

She's not fat, but she IS out of shape. Or pregnant.
2005-02-15 05:59:47 PM over the edge, so gross, I'd have to hit it with my own dick. Like over and over.

You people are farking amazing. :-P

2005-02-15 06:00:47 PM  
how in the hell can anyoen call that fat.

britney is not fat. some of you idiots are dillusional
2005-02-15 06:00:53 PM  
This sucks. Why did you moderator bastards take back the Natalia Cruze link?
2005-02-15 06:01:14 PM  
Unfortunately, on that note, many people still smoke while being pregnant.

Which isn't to say 'all', just 'many'.
2005-02-15 06:04:23 PM  
at least teach them how to do links with pops.

<a href="" target="_blank">Fark off hoser</a>
2005-02-15 06:04:47 PM  
fat is the new normal

obese is the new fat

if you want my french fries you'll have to pry them from my cold, dead hand...
2005-02-15 06:05:01 PM  
I'm glad I'm not a celebrity (I wouldn't mind having the money though). I would hate to have to worry about maintaining an impossible body like that. Everyone gains weight in the winter. She's not fat, just not as skinny as she used to be. It is unfortunate that she's been caught with fast food in so many pictures lately.

She doesn't look pregnant to me.
2005-02-15 06:06:17 PM  
2005-02-15 05:59:07 PM doggboy

Wide Britney NSFW?

Dude, that picture gives me a woody.

I like 'em that size, and from behind. Good stuff.
2005-02-15 06:07:59 PM  
Site is farked, but here's a pic hosted off-site:

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2005-02-15 06:08:24 PM  
Ha! Far too much criticism...any one of you bastiches would slam it like a screen door in a tornado if you had the opportunity...
2005-02-15 06:11:37 PM  
J.G. Longbotham

Dude, that picture gives me a woody.

I like 'em that size, and from behind. Good stuff.

Amen brother, amen.
2005-02-15 06:11:41 PM  
Ghhhhhaaaaaa.... CANKLES!
2005-02-15 06:13:06 PM  
That was awesome false404!
2005-02-15 06:13:22 PM  
2005-02-15 05:59:07 PM doggboy

I like that pic, too. I'd wax it!
Besides, with millions of dollars worth of world-class help, she could look like 2000 Britney again in about two weeks. She could do it in 48 hours if she would just "RIDE THE SNAKE..."
2005-02-15 06:13:32 PM  

Ha! Far too much criticism...any one of you bastiches would slam it like a screen door in a tornado if you had the opportunity...

No actually I wouldnt, Im holding out for a truly hot celeb aka Kate Bickensdale (sP)
2005-02-15 06:14:26 PM  
I see Britney Spears looking like Brett Butler in 15-20 years.

Good eye, Kellijo14!
2005-02-15 06:15:19 PM  
Farked. Nothing to see here, people...
2005-02-15 06:15:25 PM  
This is what she will look like in 2 yers if she keeps on eating like that

[image from too old to be available]
2005-02-15 06:15:49 PM  
Fat, nah; but she's going to have skin like an overcooked Thanksgiving turkey with all that smoke, oil, and sun exposure. Zits over a leathery tan, liberally scented with essence d'cigarette, are way nastier than some junk in the trunk.
2005-02-15 06:15:57 PM  
Wow, to whomever forgot to warn that link was NSFW...

I hate you.
2005-02-15 06:17:26 PM  
It's gotta be the booze. Britney, lay off the booze. We're all worried about you. No we're not.
2005-02-15 06:17:26 PM  
mactobain need to learn teh poppy :P "target="blank"
2005-02-15 06:18:10 PM  
NSFW? Where do you work--the Republican National Headquarters?

/sorry, it was there and I took it
2005-02-15 06:18:22 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

And thus, I got no pride!
- - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
2005-02-15 06:18:29 PM  
Can we start saying "Las Vegas Britney" and go from there?

Any suggestions as to what her "Memphis" might be?

/no not "Mickey Mouse Britney" you sick hebephile farks!
2005-02-15 06:18:34 PM  
i sense a new a craze for teenage girls...a craze to be FAT without the P
2005-02-15 06:20:50 PM  
Hah, nah man, that porn blog thing a few posts back XP
2005-02-15 06:20:58 PM  
Personally, I want to see a side, profile view of the new, chunkier Britney ass.
2005-02-15 06:21:24 PM  
2005-02-15 06:22:28 PM  
That's not fat. That's what us here in the real world, full of real women, like to call "normal"..
2005-02-15 06:22:57 PM  
You can easily tell the fat farkers on this thread.
(hint: those that claim that she isn't fat in those pics)

But perhaps chinostyle said it best

For the record: would hit it anyways, but I've always had a soft spoft for fatties so sue me
2005-02-15 06:23:17 PM  
She is still quite hittable now, albeit with two condoms on, because Federline...well, you don't know where that dude's been...
2005-02-15 06:24:55 PM  
what are you losers complaining about, Adjective Bird Whiskey had it right, she normal, and still very hot. those of you who say you wouldn't still hit it are either:
1. gay
2. trying to act "cool" to all your intertard friends

to summarize STFU & GBTW
2005-02-15 06:26:46 PM  
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2005-02-15 06:29:46 PM  
I hope to god she isn't pregnant, drinking and smoking like she is the kids will come out all F***ed up.
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