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(The Superficial) Boobies Looks like Britney's on the Kirstie Alley meal plan (sfw)   ( thesuperficial.com) divider line
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Heamer
2005-02-15 02:57:59 PM  
Irrespective of talent and "skankiness," if you think that is fat, you need a good kick to the shins.
 
ThereAreFourLights
2005-02-15 02:59:59 PM  
Thank you, Heamer. What you said.
 
Smookyfufu
2005-02-15 03:00:38 PM  
I love to make fun of Britney... but... I don't see any fat.
 
dogfather_jr
2005-02-15 03:04:28 PM  
Heamer
Irrespective of talent and "skankiness," if you think that is fat, you need a good kick to the shins.

She's so very obviously a cow, and so far beneath the millions of Farkers here who obviously hit Supermodels repeatedly.

/sarcasm

Were I not happily married, I'd hit it like a rented mule.
 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2005-02-15 03:04:48 PM  
I would sooooo hit that until Smooky begged for mercy...I just love zaftig women!
 
Huskadoodle
2005-02-15 03:05:17 PM  
when you're so in love with cigarettes you don't even put them down to go swimming, it might be time for the patch.

She must really reek all the time.
 
chester1977
2005-02-15 03:05:55 PM  
i would hit it
 
Heamer
2005-02-15 03:06:30 PM  
Oh yeah, and Kirstie Alley isn't fat either. She's pudgy big-boned.
 
DrPsycho
2005-02-15 03:06:47 PM  
Forget the fat: watch how fast her face ages if she keeps sucking back... cigarettes. CIGARETTES! You dirty bastich.
 
AceBaretta
2005-02-15 03:08:24 PM  
I dunno...in this one....

http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/bspool5.jpg (no pops, HTML Skills are teh suck)

She looks a little pudgy....but as for the rest she looks....


*GASP*

Normal!!
 
the_pgoat [TotalFark]
2005-02-15 03:08:28 PM  
how in the hell is that fat?

Additionally, I thought she was pregnant...I must not be up-to-speed. **shrug**

Anyhow, she should be careful with the sun, though. She's looking a little brown. I hope it's fake tan.
 
Nichole
2005-02-15 03:08:52 PM  
In 15 years she's going to look like whithered leather.
 
khayman
2005-02-15 03:13:12 PM  
Are these new? Call me crazy, but these look like the same pics of her poolside from like 7+ months ago? If so, I think she's lost all this weight and even started putting fresh weight back on.
 
IMlifelike
2005-02-15 03:14:06 PM  
I'm sorry, she looks fat to me, especially relative to last year's model

/cigarettes make crotches stinky
 
No_47
2005-02-15 03:24:42 PM  
gis for 'fat britney'

[image from img64.exs.cx too old to be available]
 
michaeltrout
2005-02-15 03:39:54 PM  
Oops, I did it again.

Now I need a towel.
 
alcoholic_entropy
2005-02-15 03:40:43 PM  
Greenlighted? That server is going to be farked pretty quick from the looks of it- it's already slow.
 
FunkLord
2005-02-15 03:49:30 PM  
farked.
 
Turing_Machine [TotalFark]
2005-02-15 03:54:09 PM  
No_47
And kittens everywhere rejoyced...
 
mialynneb
2005-02-15 04:05:40 PM  
She's not fat, she's just white-trash.
 
EverCompromised
2005-02-15 04:10:59 PM  
Not fat. But she is glamorous with that cigarette.

[image from img.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
Tizzle McMizzle
2005-02-15 04:15:19 PM  
EverCompromised, that is an ugly, ugly picture.

Britney spears: postergirl for America's white trash.
 
DarthBrooks
2005-02-15 04:20:01 PM  
I think she's going to go right past Kirstie Alley and head for Totie Fields territory.

[image from steveandeydie.com too old to be available]
 
the_pgoat [TotalFark]
2005-02-15 04:38:30 PM  
OMG, she looks like a normal girl now!

How will we cope!!

pffft!
 
control
2005-02-15 04:39:32 PM  
You can pretty much look at a girl and tell if she'll be a cow in 10 years. When I was single, I called them future-fat.

But not to their face. Cuz the main thing is to get some lovin' while they're still NOT fat.
 
Big_Sexy
2005-02-15 04:46:51 PM  
She's got FP...fat potential...but she's not fat. Dumb? Yes. Fat? Hardly.
 
freeleee
2005-02-15 05:03:34 PM  
Ugh, why is Britney still getting greenlighted. She is so used up, yesterdays news anymore. How 'bout more of Alicia Keys or Ashanti or for that matter, somebody who is beautiful and HAS talent, Sade!
 
soup
2005-02-15 05:09:23 PM  
Link is farked already...
 
DanMcCaffrey
2005-02-15 05:09:49 PM  
farked?
 
DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke
2005-02-15 05:10:22 PM  
FETTUCCINE!
 
whiskey_33
2005-02-15 05:10:23 PM  
Linked farked. Somone please get the cache or something....

For those of you who says britney is yesterday news, then who are we supposed to talk about? Madonna?

Sheesh! Lets the party started in here already!
 
wattoblotto
2005-02-15 05:11:15 PM  
Sometimes, I look at Britney, and then I think about the old Britney, and then I think about suing her for destruction of fap-property.
 
Phores Kin
2005-02-15 05:11:22 PM  
Lets the party started in here already, indeed.
 
squishydrew
2005-02-15 05:11:29 PM  
How 'bout more of Alicia Keys or Ashanti or for that matter, somebody who is beautiful and HAS talent, Sade!

Uhhhh... no.
 
Vlassic
2005-02-15 05:11:34 PM  
Farked already...and I'm not talking about Britney as she has been farked for a long time
 
mactobain
2005-02-15 05:12:08 PM  
The Mystery of Brittney Spear's Breasts

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp


/sorry about the cut-n-paste...someday I'll learn more HTML than bold and italics
 
SweetlyKali
2005-02-15 05:14:09 PM  
Of all singers, I'd prefer to see Fergie. She's my new favourite.

That would be Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, not Fergie of ex-Royal fame.
 
binnster
2005-02-15 05:15:02 PM  
whiskey_33:

Linked farked. Somone please get the cache or something....


Relax - you are missing nothing.
 
shiznatz
2005-02-15 05:15:32 PM  
farked
 
stingrza
2005-02-15 05:15:42 PM  
That would be Fergie of former Wild Orchid fame, back when she was blonde. And white.
 
Teucer
2005-02-15 05:15:53 PM  
mactobain: The Mystery of Brittney Spear's Breasts

Truly a flash classic.
 
DrToast
2005-02-15 05:16:11 PM  
Abe Vigodaed.
 
EinReno
2005-02-15 05:16:43 PM  
We really need a farked timer for boobies links just to prove how rapidly our desperate fapping can melt servers...
 
Turdis Maximus
2005-02-15 05:17:53 PM  
Oh, why must they smoke??!?!? It's just sooooo disgusting!
Otherwise, I'd tap it like a pony keg
 
dazinith
2005-02-15 05:17:57 PM  
the link at the bottom of the article for the fan page isnt farked.. has the same pics.
 
PlatinumDragon
2005-02-15 05:18:47 PM  
a) That is not fat by any definition of the term
b) Site author likely hasn't touched a woman since he stopped breastfeeding
c) Me likes 'em curvy anyway

/my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon
//and with that, my daily descent into sexual objectification is over
 
NCg8r
2005-02-15 05:19:03 PM  
MMMMMMMMmmmmmm.... Fergie...

/give it up, give it up!
 
Skitz
2005-02-15 05:19:06 PM  
Instafarked...
 
Trik
2005-02-15 05:19:18 PM  
anyone save the pics before the server went fark?
 
GIJoeBob
2005-02-15 05:19:31 PM  
[image from img230.exs.cx too old to be available]
 
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