Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Sun) Weeners Pick the crotch. Seven pages of fun for Farkettes. Not safe for work   ( divider line
    More: Weeners  
•       •       •

9914 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Mar 2002 at 1:01 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

51 Comments     (+0 »)

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

2002-03-15 01:03:04 AM  
You know, I almost had something witty to say, but I thought I'd be nice in the weeners thread for once. Just for the Farkettes. :)
2002-03-15 01:03:50 AM  
Lurking for farkettes too.
2002-03-15 01:05:40 AM  
You can pick your crotch, but you can't pick your friend's crotch.
2002-03-15 01:05:50 AM  
I'll be on the lookout for 'em, and if they come our way, I'll flag 'em down...

(and if they don't come, I've got my hefty bottle of chloroform. ^_~)
2002-03-15 01:08:41 AM  
I'm a girl, and these men were icky.
Give me a geeky computer programmer anyday!
2002-03-15 01:09:28 AM  
I'm still not wearing Daisy Dukes. Ever.
2002-03-15 01:14:43 AM  
"JOB: Black cab driver."

Is black an occupation now?

"I love spiritual books and I only read factual stuff."

*blink* .... *blink**blink*

If it weren't for my horse...
2002-03-15 01:14:54 AM  
KaileiKitty, I'm your man. ;)
2002-03-15 01:16:47 AM  
2002-03-15 01:21:13 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-03-15 01:21:42 AM  
Like there is anything else to read in the Sun.
2002-03-15 01:22:33 AM  
Um I LOVE the concept... but next time use cuter guys and disqualify anybody who doesn't wear boxers
2002-03-15 01:22:44 AM  
Before anyone else calls me on it, it just struck me that black my be a classification of cab types, rather than the skin color of the driver, which in fact appears to be the case here. I'm not familiar with cab systems in this area, obviously.

*inserts foot into mouth seconds before head explodes from thinking about the other comment*
2002-03-15 01:24:50 AM  
disqualify anybody who doesn't wear boxers

Good call. I can't understand how anyone can let their junk get scrunched up like that.
2002-03-15 01:25:07 AM  
Speaking as a former cab driver, I am glad my boys were not represented.
2002-03-15 01:25:53 AM  
I'm still in love with you. You know that, don't you?
2002-03-15 01:26:27 AM  
Anti-Beard- Actually, I beleive you are correct.
2002-03-15 01:30:24 AM  
Quickl that is the cutest kitten on your profile!!!
2002-03-15 01:31:17 AM  
I'm not sure why this got the NSFW tag. I mean, it's just some dudes in their underwear as far as I could see.
2002-03-15 01:38:14 AM  
too tired now, will have to play with in the morn at work =)
2002-03-15 01:38:38 AM  
I guess the scrotie belongs to either Richard Simmons or Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson. :P
2002-03-15 01:43:44 AM  
I just guess it's not my style. But hey, Weeners=good things for fellow farkettes. Or something.
2002-03-15 01:47:54 AM  
Chick dig guys who look like chicks with dicks.
2002-03-15 01:52:04 AM  
WTF am I doing on a wiener thread at 2 in the morning? I have to work tomorrow godammit!
I am on a downward spiral.
2002-03-15 01:56:14 AM  
Actuall Blair Chicks dig guys that are queer, guys that don't dig chicks that don't dig guys like me, see I'm not queer I'm too ugly.
2002-03-15 01:56:35 AM  
oops...oh well
2002-03-15 02:07:39 AM  
Hytes: I'll tell you, buddy, I'd be the luckiest guy alive if that did it for me. :)

[image from too old to be available]
2002-03-15 02:13:20 AM  
Oh, Grivas!

Bigpeeler: Rhymes with Ditch Persimmons.
2002-03-15 02:31:48 AM  
No wishes for those britches. My man goes commando! :-D
2002-03-15 02:42:55 AM  
Why the heck would anyone WANT to know what these guys wear? Maybe one is cute. Maybe.
2002-03-15 06:10:41 AM  
How horrible - SUN readers' boxes. yeuch.
2002-03-15 07:43:07 AM  
That was gross. Definately not sexy.
2002-03-15 07:51:33 AM  
Did anyone else read the article on the bloke who ran off with his mother-in-law? It was hilarious - the Bugly family chaos.
2002-03-15 08:21:06 AM  
03-15-02 01:24:50 AM Quick1
disqualify anybody who doesn't wear boxers

Good call. I can't understand how anyone can let their junk get scrunched up like that.

It's simple - don't buy skin-tight briefs - and yes, I wear 'em. ;-)
2002-03-15 08:25:24 AM  
Commando, heh....
2002-03-15 09:18:15 AM  
Yeah, wasn't too impressed, I like big ole manly-men. It may seem strange, but I much more attracted to the Tony Soprano-type physique than the Brad Pitt/underwear model types of the world. I like someone who could literally sweep my off my feet, without worrying about messing up their manicure.

But that is not to say that I like muscled-up guys either, yeck. I guess what I am trying to say is I find guys attractive that at least appear to have better things to waste their time on than if their highlights are growing out or their khakis make their thighs look fat. But that just may be me.

disqualify anybody who doesn't wear boxers

Good call. I can't understand how anyone can let their junk get scrunched up like that.

Hey some guys' boys need a house. ;-)
2002-03-15 09:27:34 AM  
Tightie Whities are NOT a good thing.
2002-03-15 09:49:32 AM  
THat was the grosses shiat i've ever seen.... O_o Please excuse me while i vomit.
2002-03-15 10:05:34 AM  
ew, I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or gag.
2002-03-15 10:13:51 AM  
LMAO!!!!! Where's The Beef????
2002-03-15 10:18:18 AM  
WOW 4 Farkettes in a row! Mmmmm the fantasizes in my head right now :)
2002-03-15 10:22:52 AM  

It's early and 5 Farkettes in a row, Geeeez more coffee for me
2002-03-15 10:41:07 AM  
Daily installment of here's the beef......

Absolutely NSFW!!!!!
2002-03-15 10:45:07 AM  
Yay! Thanks JOHNDX!!!
2002-03-15 10:50:19 AM  
OMG! Yeah baby! Loving those pics John!
2002-03-15 11:08:39 AM  
How many Farkettes like Speedos ? I always see at least one guy frolicking on the beach in them (and he usually has a major beer gut).
2002-03-15 11:09:44 AM  
heh, glad I could be of service ladies. :)
2002-03-15 11:54:16 AM  
JOHNDX at first I read your post as "be glad to service the ladies." hahaha. I just bet you would.
2002-03-15 12:17:38 PM  
ICK. Yuck! I was hoping for good...bleh

Give me a geeky computer programmer anyday!

I echo that!
2002-03-16 12:07:17 AM  
03-15-02 02:07:39 AM Grivas

Props to one with an "AGAIG" quote.
Displayed 50 of 51 comments

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.