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(NYPost)   Jayson Williams reforming OJ's "Dream Team" for some tenacious defense   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2002-03-13 02:17:46 PM  
Well, it will be better defense than he plays anyway...

2002-03-13 02:19:21 PM  
This site is farked for me noo....
2002-03-13 02:21:46 PM  
What a wity Tenacious D reference.
2002-03-13 02:22:11 PM  
Just a doctor was mentioned. Nothing about Johnny Cochran or F. Lee Bailey or Judge Ito.
Doesn't constitute the "Dream Team". Nice reference though--covers both basketball and the legal team.
2002-03-13 02:23:48 PM  
He's innocent like OJ was right?
2002-03-13 02:26:15 PM  
Live Report.
Jayson Williams appears to evading police in White Bronco.....details to follow
2002-03-13 02:26:46 PM  
hmmm.. maybe he'll interupt the baseball game with a with a slow speed chase down the NJ turnpike. Kind of ironic since the football play interupted a basketball game.
2002-03-13 02:32:52 PM  
How does Jayson Williams have so much money? Did anyone see his house on the news or on MTV's Cribs? I know he played b-ball forever, but jeez, he has a freekin' farm and golf course too.
2002-03-13 02:43:27 PM  
Did someone mention Tenacious D?
2002-03-13 02:45:45 PM  
5%, that's how they got their name
2002-03-13 02:49:18 PM  
This just out. The defense is saying...

"Don't forget the importance of how the victim fell to the floor.
Back... and to the left.

Back... and to the left.

Back... and to the left.

Back... and to the left."
2002-03-13 02:50:19 PM  
5%, that's how they got their name
2002-03-13 08:09:14 PM  
If the alibi don't fit...you can"t aquit!
2002-03-13 08:53:39 PM  
I wanna see Marcia Clark and Christopher Dodd join the prosecution. But only if they do a photo layout together too.
2002-03-13 09:22:13 PM  
JW is not going to find a jury in NJ like OJ did in LA.
2002-03-13 09:56:44 PM  
Tenacious D time, you motherfarkers yeah

fark yeeeaaah
2002-03-13 10:13:29 PM  
Impeccable sources, NY Post:

Four winos hanging around some alley told The Post that "He's [Gordnick] a loser. Oh, and is that NASA? Maybe one of you guys can tell me why I can't get no Tang round here?"
2002-03-13 11:00:20 PM  
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I Want To Hold Your Gun
Bad, Bad Jayson Williams
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Another One Bites The Dust
Truly, Cleanly, Really
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2002-03-14 12:08:40 AM  
Are they going to use the Chewbacca defense?
2002-03-14 11:04:19 AM  
In the immortal words of Howard Stern:

"He doesn't need OJ's defense team. He needs OJ's jury...."
2002-03-14 10:51:14 PM  
"Never underestimate the power of 12 people too stupid to come up with an excuse good enough to get out of jury duty."

----Unknown attorney
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