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(The Eye Opener) Boobies Candidate for student-council president causes stir with campaign posters that focus on her ample breasts (with pix, safe for work) (whoops, farked, see thread for mirrored pics)   ( divider line
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2005-02-03 08:39:23 PM  
id hit it. with a car
2005-02-03 08:39:34 PM  
Uh boy... after checking out her homepage - these farkers are going to rip this chick apart. Imagine the misfortune of being featured on a FARK non-boobie boobies link if you are just a regular student with a regular life - not a supermodel or pornstar.

My sympathies in advance...
2005-02-03 08:39:53 PM  

Thank you for the most recent picture as well as all your efforts on this story.

To those of you who find this woman unattractive, I would like to point out that she has a perfect JFG.

//JFG = Jaw For Goo
2005-02-03 08:40:43 PM  
she's proud to be a computer scientist.. this girl rocks!
2005-02-03 08:40:49 PM  
Well I will go on the record as saying I would hit it and even perhaps buy it dinner!
2005-02-03 08:41:20 PM  
She's a "two-bagger"
2005-02-03 08:41:27 PM  
You guys are way harsh, she's not ugly. When it comes to boobies pics or porn (not that this link qualifies as porn, I'm just speaking in general) I've never understood why most of you expect the babes to be uber smokin' hot. Maybe I'm alone on this, but I'm always more attracted to pics of chicks I think I could actually get.

Let's face it, 99% of us would have no chance in hell of hitting a babe like Carmen Electra, or Beyonce Knowles, or Monica Belucci, or [insert any incredibly hot actress/model/singer, etc.]. Porn is about fantasy and the fantasy aspect sort of disappears when the babe is one of unrealistically achievable hotness.

I much prefer pics of chicks that are anywhere from average looking to "cute". But like I said, maybe I'm alone on this. Maybe I'm a freak and I've got it wrong. I'm just interested to hear other opinions on it.

And this chick in the picture... I could get her. And yes, I would hit it. Those boobies are killer!
2005-02-03 08:42:52 PM  
I don't care what everyone else is saying...I'd hit it!
2005-02-03 08:42:54 PM  
Bah. The worst movie of all time is either "Manos" The Hands of Fate or something from the Coleman Francis film collection.

[image from too old to be available]
2005-02-03 08:43:14 PM  
*laughs* Boy, between me, the topless girls as desktop wallpapers in the lab, and now Cristina, my school sure does get a lot of press on Fark.
2005-02-03 08:43:57 PM  
based on the ridiculous personal comments in this thread, i can only hope that this girl doesn't have a computer. Or any friends with a computer.

What? She's a comp sci student?

2005-02-03 08:44:00 PM  
As a highly sensuous lesbian, I find this girl to be perhaps too young for my daily orgies.
2005-02-03 08:44:28 PM  
And yes, she's hot in person too.
2005-02-03 08:45:18 PM  
I think she's adorable.
2005-02-03 08:45:22 PM  
I wonnder if this girl has any idea of the popularity increase she just underwent?
2005-02-03 08:45:26 PM  
What are you all talking about? No Playboy model, but she's pretty cute & obviously has a nice chest...
2005-02-03 08:46:44 PM  
Nothin wrong with that. I think... er.. brain fighting with testes.... logic vs hormone..... can't fight sex...
2005-02-03 08:46:48 PM  
whens christina aguilera guna do something slutty again ;\
2005-02-03 08:47:01 PM  
Sorry to Cristina for being "that guy".

Your welcome Farkers. I am now the mirror gimp.

And I agree, she is cute and deserves to win.

/time to buy a few more T1's...
2005-02-03 08:47:25 PM  
She's not exactly ugly people. I'd hit it.

Although, judging from the fact she apparently likes having her picture taken, I would only hit it IF she gave me permission to whip it back out and mushroom stamp her forehead afterwards.
2005-02-03 08:48:09 PM  
I'd hit it. We only had a few decent women when I did computer science.
2005-02-03 08:48:21 PM  
/I'd hit it
2005-02-03 08:49:03 PM  
She's very attractive. End of story, judgemental losers.
2005-02-03 08:49:07 PM  
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(Fork not included)
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properly repeat Step 1.

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2005-02-03 08:50:24 PM  

That's an incredibly savvy ploy to direct people to your eBay auction. I applaud you and your very long Freedom Fry.

P.S. Please post pics of said orgies, if indeed, you are a highly sensuous lesbian. Thank you.
2005-02-03 08:51:59 PM  
I would very much like to buy her a glass dragon and show her my Drizzt Do'Urden book collection.
[image from too old to be available]

/help it
2005-02-03 08:52:59 PM  
I'm with Jank on this one.
2005-02-03 08:54:21 PM  
Who cares about the face. Look at that rack. Good lord.
2005-02-03 08:57:05 PM  
I bet she goes like a steam train!

[image from too old to be available]
2005-02-03 08:57:11 PM  
MMM Butterface..

Thank god that someone invented paperbags.
2005-02-03 08:57:55 PM  
Well, umm. Yeah, I'd hit it.
2005-02-03 08:58:29 PM  
Hillbilly mouth.
Nice boo-bays.
I'd hit it like a double cheesburger.
2005-02-03 08:58:33 PM  
Same BS seen going on in my campus elections at UBC. All the guys' posters are shoulders up, at least a couple of women's posters are chest-up.
I'm not saying it's the women who decided to use such tactics. It could be whoever made the posters. But, ambitious women (and men) will use whatever they have to get power.
Same old crap.

/former student politico way back when
2005-02-03 08:58:46 PM  
Nothing wrong with that girl.
2005-02-03 08:58:51 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2005-02-03 08:59:51 PM  
Who cares about the face. Look at that rack. Good lord.

If you ever have a conversation with her, please make SOME eye contact. Then again, I guess she doesn't mind her bongos becoming the focal point...
2005-02-03 09:01:15 PM  
Ack! She's cute... wtf is with you peepul?
2005-02-03 09:01:57 PM  
Yes I'm very interested in having a conversation with this girl. Why else would I be interested in her? All I care about is a girl's personality.
2005-02-03 09:02:09 PM  
Commodore69: My sympathies in advance...

To be fair, there are also a number of us Farkers making innappropriate sexual comments about her as well.

I'd be joining the latter group, but I'm too busy working to come up with witty remarks about my desire to engage in sexual intercourse with her.
2005-02-03 09:02:21 PM  
Who cares about the face. Look at that rack. Good lord.

Look at it? Hell - I just made a map of Hawaii because of it.
2005-02-03 09:02:22 PM  
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2005-02-03 09:02:48 PM  
Copy and paste, use as needed:

[ ]I'd Hit It!
[ ]I'd Hit it, silly.
[ ]I'd Hit it, repeatedly!
[ ]I'd Hit it, yelling obscenities and/or desperate housewife references.
[ ]I'd Hit It, multiple times like a rabbit.
[ ]I'd hit it, with a bat.
[ ]I'd hit it, with ___(Weapon of Implement)___
[ ]I'd hit it, with an apple in her mouth.
[ ]Pass, she has sharp knees.
[ ]Pass, she has too big a forehead.
[ ]Pass, she ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her Boobies ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her _(body part) is _(obviously inferior)_
[ ]Insert random hot celeb (SFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb and get bannination (NSFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb link, clearly link NSFW, thereby avioding bannination.
[ ]Wha?
[ ]Link is farked, someone post a picture.
[ ]I'd hit her with _(random 3rd party)_!
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it.
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it with _(Weapon or implementation)_
[ ]Insert cliche kitty and domo picture.
[ ]Fwap.
[ ]\Got nothing.
2005-02-03 09:02:52 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2005-02-03 09:04:51 PM  
Okay okay, could someone please link me to the famed Glass Dragon TF thread? I missed it, and I want to read it. Post it here, or E-mail's in the profile. Muchoth Grathiath.
2005-02-03 09:05:51 PM  
And if you can't link to the Glass Dragon TF thread, could you at least explain it for use Liters?
2005-02-03 09:06:19 PM  
i wouldnt hit it.... even with a stick
2005-02-03 09:06:29 PM  
I think I'm in love. Too bad I hate CS.

/former CS major, now Geology major moonlighting as a microbiologist.
2005-02-03 09:07:10 PM  
RE: The Apple

I don't know which The Apple we were originally talking about, but I just saw the godawful 1980 glam-disco musical at the B-Fest movie festival in Chicago.

It was horrible.

Can't wait to repeat the experience.

Maybe have my head asplode.
2005-02-03 09:08:23 PM  
Five Inch Taint:

Maybe I'm alone on this, but I'm always more attracted to pics of chicks I think I could actually get.

You could get this one with a drivers license that doesn't have "under 21" stamped on it.
2005-02-03 09:09:13 PM  
I'd fark her her silly.

/though she seems to been farked pretty silly already
//she has cumtiferous milk bags and I'll bet she gives a hella blowjob
///would play "smell my finger" with her in the dairy aisle at the grocery store
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