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(Some Guy)   McDonald's wants you to fark their sandwiches. No diggity   ( andrewteman.typepad.com) divider line
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43200 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2005 at 2:37 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-01-31 10:18:35 AM  
No thanks, I'm going Chinese for a #69 at lunch.
2005-01-31 10:22:09 AM  
heh. I guess the author of the ad doesn't read fark.
2005-01-31 10:26:00 AM  
Or Ebony.
2005-01-31 10:29:58 AM  
I would definitely not hit it, just look at that sharp burger patty...
2005-01-31 10:33:21 AM  
I would hit it...three times?
2005-01-31 10:34:55 AM  
I wonder if McDonald's realises at all that commercial for them are a complete waste of money. Seriously, if they stopped advertising, would anyone just up and forget about them?

/not that I would eat there.
2005-01-31 10:35:57 AM  
I think I need to steal that graphic for boobies threads.
2005-01-31 10:39:52 AM  
Meh, pointy burgers.

/vote whore
2005-01-31 10:48:46 AM  
Heh, what a tool:

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2005-01-31 10:57:06 AM  
McDonald's. Knamean?
2005-01-31 10:58:16 AM  
they should include a single cigarette with their hittable burgers, you know, for dessert

/i'm lovin' it
2005-01-31 11:05:25 AM  
::bang head against wall::
2005-01-31 11:15:02 AM  
[image from home.comcast.net too old to be available]

This picture is proving so useful today :)
2005-01-31 11:25:09 AM  
I think the story about the Walmart commercial is funnier than the McDonalds ad. Reminds me of the blaxploitation movies from back in the day. "No diggity," are you serious? Are we still in the mid-90s?

2005-01-31 11:31:47 AM  
Ok, which one of you Farkers works at McDonald's?
2005-01-31 11:42:30 AM  
Remember when they briefly claimed to be "the Mack Daddy of the drive thru?"
2005-01-31 11:45:01 AM  
GoodCopBadCop: Remember when they briefly claimed to be "the Mack Daddy of the drive thru?"

Wasn't that followed up by Burger King's claim to be the "Daddy Mack of the drive thru"??
2005-01-31 11:46:43 AM  
Plans for a new McDizzle Meal put on hold.
2005-01-31 12:01:37 PM  
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2005-01-31 12:21:50 PM  
Mental image: Ronald McDonald trying to get somebody to fark a Big Mac.

"Yeahhh, you like those all-beef patties. Mmm, you want some of that special sauce?"
2005-01-31 12:40:14 PM  
Damn you SchlingFo. I just tried to scroll my window using the scroll bar in that "sharp knees" pic.

...And I'm not even on an XP box.
2005-01-31 01:31:55 PM  
They've already been hit by the pimply bastard making them,
Secret sauce anyone?
2005-01-31 01:38:18 PM  
I'm gonna pass on the secret sauce thanks.
2005-01-31 02:03:53 PM  
"i'd hit it like a $1 double cheeseburger" has already been used once today at work. can you get fired for sexual harrassement if you aren't making any sense?
2005-01-31 02:18:37 PM  
brae: Mental image: Ronald McDonald trying to get somebody to fark a Big Mac.

[image from yop.by.ru too old to be available]

"W-W-Whatever you say, Mr McDonald, Sir!. I'm sweet lovin' it!"
2005-01-31 02:40:55 PM  
hey Quick 1

you should ask:
which one of us farkers works!
2005-01-31 02:41:56 PM  
Morgan Spurlock hit it every day for a month.

/pandering to youth culture has hit a new low
2005-01-31 02:42:52 PM  

Thanks a lot. Now the whole office is looking at me funny.

/NEVAR try to laugh quietly by clamping your hand over your mouth
//my nose hates me
2005-01-31 02:42:58 PM  
I'd hit it like it was "meat."

/Large fry, Apple Pie, Sandwich for sexin' up. Pronto.
2005-01-31 02:43:39 PM  
remember when everyone was saying "wasssuuuuuuup??", and then "hella", and then "fo' shizzle".

people love to use little catch phrases and lingo to fit in or be cool, or whatever. and the marketers know it, and use it.

god are most people hellastupid.
2005-01-31 02:44:19 PM  
I thought it was shaped like a taco thats why we were meant to eat it? What will taco bells next ad be. "Eat Me out-- today!!!"
2005-01-31 02:44:39 PM  
Is it just me, or has every McDonalds commercial sunk to the level of using rap and urban slang in all of their commercials. I was listening to a classical station and felt molested by one of their commercials. Bach to "I'm Lovin' it" just warps the mind I tells ya.
2005-01-31 02:44:51 PM  
I hit it a couple of times last week
2005-01-31 02:45:36 PM  
Wow my first line was horribly redudnant.

2005-01-31 02:45:49 PM  
"Hey! This isn't special sauce!"
2005-01-31 02:45:57 PM  
I'm a dollar menu guy

Gotta luv dem chicken heads!

/keep'n it real...diggity
2005-01-31 02:46:08 PM  
Is this what they meant by "special sauce"?
2005-01-31 02:46:11 PM  
Honestly, should we get a class action lawsuit against McDonald's for the pain and suffering caused by having to imagine some metro-sexual chach hitting a McGriddle?
2005-01-31 02:46:26 PM  
They've been on a commercial downturn ever since the fine days of the West Side Story style dance routine promising to keep the hot side hot and the cool side cool. And the packaging, of course, will be kept until well after the sun expands and swallows the Earth in it's entirety.

/Environmentalism, ho!
2005-01-31 02:47:18 PM  
tmwsiy: god are most people hellastupid.

No diggity, yo.
2005-01-31 02:47:19 PM  
Have you all seen the McDonald's commercial where the 6 young adults of latin heritage are attempting to have a BBQ?

The young men are unable to get the grill working so the three young ladies go buy burgers and bring them back.

The affected accents and behavior on this are so bad and caricaturish it's offensive. I mean it's even offensive to me and I hate everybody.
2005-01-31 02:48:12 PM  
SaintAwesome: 6 young adults of latin heritage

Romans like barbecue?

Who'd've thunk it.
2005-01-31 02:48:17 PM  
I'd hit it... but only if they super-sized it for free.
2005-01-31 02:48:25 PM  
I'd hit it while dressed as Grimace.
2005-01-31 02:48:28 PM  
McDonalds is good stuff, now and then. All of you haters can go home and have relations with your salad shooters...
2005-01-31 02:48:42 PM  
binnster, that picture is going to give me nightmares for weeks. It's almost as scary as the real Ronald McDonald.

/so not loving it.
2005-01-31 02:48:59 PM  
heh... anyone else remember the McPenis filet prank?
2005-01-31 02:49:01 PM  
I'm lovin it!
2005-01-31 02:49:05 PM  

to yo momma!
2005-01-31 02:49:12 PM  
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