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(Boston Globe)   Police combing through evidence after series of hair salon burglaries, hoping to end crime wave, permanently   ( divider line
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2005-01-27 10:40:54 PM  
i was gonna say cute title but you didn't think of it, but it's still cute, so cute title, whoever on the planet made it up.
2005-01-27 10:46:43 PM  
2005-01-27 10:56:29 PM  
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We ain't found shiat.
2005-01-27 10:56:59 PM  
A for effort, submitter
2005-01-27 11:49:35 PM  
hopefully the police will have those criminals by the short hairs soon enough.
2005-01-28 12:44:43 AM  
rppp01a I think that's my favorite part of that whole movie. I'll be giggling all night. Thanks.
2005-01-28 12:54:47 AM  
Wanted for questioning:[image from too old to be available]

2005-01-28 01:24:25 AM  
lend him your comb and find out.
2005-01-28 01:59:03 AM  
That headline is a cut above the rest, it really highlights some of Farks best qualities and fringe benefits.
2005-01-28 02:03:08 AM  
submitter really banged that headline
2005-01-28 02:03:10 AM  
I wonder if the robbers have have any close shaves yet ?
2005-01-28 02:04:21 AM  
/insert witty retort here
2005-01-28 02:11:49 AM  
I submitted this with the exact same headline, but mine was better.
2005-01-28 02:18:08 AM  
Wow, 2 great headlines in a row. What's next? My not going to bed drunk every night?

2005-01-28 02:19:34 AM  
*golfclap* Great headline
2005-01-28 02:19:44 AM  
Police are combing the area...
2005-01-28 02:24:59 AM  
I willing to bet the salon owners wish the criminals would just curl up and dye.
2005-01-28 02:25:55 AM  
What a bald-faced attempt to implant bad hair puns in our brains.
2005-01-28 02:28:16 AM  
Pondering ....

When several people submit the same story with practically the same headline (c'mon, certain "zingers" for this one were practically mandatory), who gets it? Does it go to whomever submitted first? Or th one with the most previous submissions? Or ???

Geez, I live in the area and this hasn't been a major news story coontil some AP person found it amusing).
2005-01-28 02:33:35 AM  
It's SA-lon
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2005-01-28 03:00:27 AM  
Yeah, the great headlines are just being weaved</i< in to the threads today.
2005-01-28 03:01:03 AM  
Oh nos html broke
2005-01-28 03:02:44 AM  
I hope no one dyes.
2005-01-28 03:21:36 AM  
Oh, come on, tukatz! We all know it goes to the one who's a TFer.
Just another little incentive to buy Drew beer.
2005-01-28 03:34:56 AM  

Well, unless it was also submitted by an Ult!!!NO CARRIER!!!
2005-01-28 03:48:35 AM  
Drew. I have beer !!!!

I, ummm, drive a beer truck .... not really.

But perhaps one could mysteriously show up?

/tukatz digs out map to Drew Central
2005-01-28 07:20:46 AM  
But the snowey weather has put a crimp in their efforts
2005-01-28 08:08:33 AM  
Judging from the number of glowing comments about the headline, I'll assume that it's just me that doesn't find bad puns that funny. OK, maybe this headline has some good puns, but I still don't find them that funny.

Plus, there seems to be a many more pun-based headlines in the past month or so. What gives.
2005-01-28 08:59:34 AM  
Great headline submitter :) It's been the hi-light of my day so far
2005-01-28 09:36:41 AM  
What movie is that rppp01a? It looks teh funney.

Like this headline, *golf clap*. And a *ITS IN THE HOLE!!* for two in a row.

/goes back to the golf channel.
2005-01-28 12:03:02 PM  
Seriously Copthill? It's Spaceballs. One of the best quotable movies of all time.

I'm surrounded by assholes!
2005-01-28 12:55:14 PM  
"Begin the day with a friendly voice
A companion unobtrusive
Who plays that song that's so elusive
And the magic music makes your morning move"

Glad to see a Rush reference in a headline, although I don't know what it has to do with hair salons.
2005-01-28 02:53:58 PM  
/Headline love.
2005-01-28 03:47:21 PM  
Bravo, bravo....
2005-01-28 09:37:50 PM  

for some reason, you cracked me up
2005-01-29 01:33:27 AM
2005-01-29 01:34:37 AM
2005-01-29 01:35:38 AM  
The above 2 are not safe for work
2005-01-29 09:27:17 AM  
Headline was copied and pasted from the first line of the article....
2005-01-29 02:58:39 PM  
/me agrees with chacho.

Headline is from TFA.
2005-01-30 07:09:12 AM  
Sorry Melt, i saw it when i was like 9. laughed till i cried but for some stupid reason havent seen it since. will rent it again and proceed to wet pants again.
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