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(Tisk News)   Nuns arrested for selling heavenly brownies, laced with their homegrown marijuana   ( divider line
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2002-03-10 01:57:02 PM  
First things first, this is
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But that doesn't make it any less funny. These fictitious nuns are
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2002-03-10 02:51:48 PM  
Growing weed for God...finally a use for the woods behind the church.
2002-03-10 02:51:57 PM  
My mother is a nun.
2002-03-10 02:53:24 PM  
"I'm so high, i can see Jesus!"
2002-03-10 02:53:55 PM  
Cheech and Chong's "Up In Smoke" is derivative of this, or the other way around.
2002-03-10 03:01:54 PM  
I take back anything nasty I have ever said about nuns.
2002-03-10 03:02:45 PM  
I like the story about the beauty pageant fatty right below better.
2002-03-10 03:11:10 PM  
By "Heavenly Hash," they actually mean "Heavenly Hashish."

2002-03-10 03:36:51 PM  
Hey, if the church can justify holding Bingo to raise money, this is no worse :)
2002-03-10 03:37:55 PM  
I'm easily confused by Satire.
2002-03-10 03:57:52 PM  
Now now, people, we all know that those brownies were used for medicinal purposes. ;-)
2002-03-10 03:59:41 PM  
Get it? They're nuns. NUNS! And they put marijuana in the brownies! hahah! And it's called... ready for it? Heavenly Hash! Bahahaha!!! Oh, that's rich.

2002-03-10 04:10:55 PM  
WOOO!! Bedfor, NY.....i live 5 min from there..haha
2002-03-10 04:16:25 PM  
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2002-03-10 04:27:30 PM  
wow, Bedford.... ten minutes away... those wacky nuns... I always knew there was something a little weird about Catholocism.

2002-03-10 05:25:43 PM  
what are you FARKING kidding me;Sister dujours yea right::
2002-03-10 05:27:51 PM  
A satisfied customer of those nun's brownies:

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2002-03-10 07:26:26 PM  
I'm tired of all these weak-ass ripoffs of The Onion.
2002-03-10 08:07:49 PM  
Bedford, an obscure suburb? That's outrageous!
2002-03-10 11:39:43 PM  
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2002-03-11 12:20:11 PM  
The Sisters of Kindness order, established by...

Those brownies surely had the "kind" order, grown by the Sisters Of Dank!

"Brothers & Sisters of the Kind.. gather round and smoke with me! "
2002-03-11 03:31:58 PM  
There is a reason we have a tag!
2002-03-11 03:32:35 PM  
For this type of article!

(No, really, I just screwed that up.)

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Much better.
2002-03-11 04:26:44 PM  
i met jesus on 'shrooms
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