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(Local6)   Dog pops out record litter of 24 ugly-ass puppies (with pics)   ( divider line
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35070 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jan 2005 at 9:32 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-01-20 04:19:38 PM  
Dog PILE!!!!!
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2005-01-20 04:25:51 PM  

They're freakin' adorable!!!
2005-01-20 04:39:58 PM  
I feel bad for the dog's vagina.
2005-01-20 04:44:19 PM  
"Four of the puppies were too weak and died but the remaining 20 are thriving."
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"Thrive? Hmmm... We'll get to that later. I think it's time for a nap."

2005-01-20 05:08:26 PM  
Imagine what you could accomplish with 21 fully trained, armored, mastifs.
2005-01-20 05:15:03 PM  
doccm9: I feel bad for the dog's vagina.

Quote of the day!
2005-01-20 05:48:23 PM  
cruela deville surrenders.
2005-01-20 08:02:52 PM  
Do a GIS for Neapolitan Mastiffs. The full-grown models are some seriously ugly animals. And by "ugly," I mean "so ugly I'd love to have one."
2005-01-20 09:37:05 PM  
Wonderful. More dogs for me to loathe.
2005-01-20 09:37:14 PM i the only one who on first glance thought it said poop?
2005-01-20 09:38:26 PM  
um... why the dog's vagina? if you rtfa, you'd know that the dogs were delievered by caesarean section.
2005-01-20 09:38:38 PM  
DAMMIT, puppies are some cute critters!!!
2005-01-20 09:39:14 PM  
Imagine trying to take care of 20 puppies at the same time. I'd lose my friggin mind.
2005-01-20 09:39:22 PM  
"All but 3 of the 20 survivors are for sale for $1800 each."

Dang! That's over 30 grand. Sheeeeeez
2005-01-20 09:39:22 PM  
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2005-01-20 09:39:58 PM  
1. Get knocked up
2. Give birth to 24 puppies worth $1800
3. Profit!
2005-01-20 09:40:35 PM  
Outlaw2097: i the only one who on first glance thought it said poop?

no. i'm right there with you. and that would have been such a funnier headline, kinda nasty though.
2005-01-20 09:42:16 PM  
Malawar: 1. Get knocked up
2. Give birth to 24 puppies worth $1800
3. Profit!

Yeah, you go ahead and get started on that... Lemme know how it works out.
2005-01-20 09:42:33 PM  
Malawar, that works great if you're a dog... but they also have no use for money. I suggest this:

1. Get your dog knocked up, pure-bred style
2. Dog give birth to 24 puppies worth $1800
3. Owner rake it in :)
2005-01-20 09:42:49 PM  
Poor biatch.
2005-01-20 09:42:50 PM  
Outlaw2097: am i the only one who on first glance thought it said poop?

2005-01-20 09:43:45 PM  
2005-01-20 09:43:46 PM  
Yay! A new picture for the next "Suburban mom pops out 6 kids" story
2005-01-20 09:45:57 PM  
Ugly-ass? Nuh-huh.

Cutie wootie!!!

...and who the hell took those photos! Looks like they were shot w/ a Motorola cellphone by a Parkinson's patient
2005-01-20 09:46:28 PM  
Let me be the first to say - 20 surviving mastiffs is going to be a lot of dog, on a total poundage basis.

/thought "poop" too.
2005-01-20 09:47:41 PM  
Ditto--Imagine what you could accomplish with 21 fully trained, armored, mastifs.

/thread over
2005-01-20 09:49:27 PM  
Imagine the kind of tail you could get if you were to walk down the street with 20 puppies on 20 leashes... You could probably put Wilt Chamberlain's record to rest in a week.
2005-01-20 09:50:52 PM  
The first time that I saw a Neapolitan Mastiff was in Krakow. I had never seen a dog like it and had no idea what it was. I asked the hot, young, Polish woman with the beautiful dog and she told me it was a Neapolitan Mastiff. I've been in love with them (the woman and the dog) ever since. I wish that I had the room in my little NYC apartment for one of those fellas. For now, I'll have to make due with my adorable, little French Bulldog.
2005-01-20 09:51:08 PM  
people people, i cant believe i am the first to say this....

who let the dogs out???

that was as awful as it was in my head....

2005-01-20 09:52:21 PM  
HomerSamson113: Ugly-ass?

They're freakin' adorable!!!

I agree, the submitter is probably a self-loathing puppy-kicker.
2005-01-20 09:52:22 PM painful would that be???? And puppies are never ugly.

/I'm such a girl
2005-01-20 09:53:06 PM  
i still see "poops" when i look at the headline. i think i need to fix my brain, or something.
2005-01-20 09:53:43 PM  
Ugly-ass is just another stupid fark insta-greenlight cliche, kind of like "duke sucks"
2005-01-20 09:53:50 PM  
2005-01-20 09:53:54 PM  
I feel bad for the dog's vagina.

You shouldn't, they were birthed by c-section. Course you gotta RTFA to find out that tidbit. I'd feel sorry for the dogs boobies, that's a lot of nursing.
2005-01-20 09:53:57 PM  
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Leads to
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I want a mastiff that's been pumped full of growth hormone since birth. I want a dog I can ride to work.
2005-01-20 09:54:55 PM  
Oh yeah and dogs are awesome, especially the large energentic ones.
2005-01-20 09:57:03 PM  
Isnt this the dog in the movie Cujo?
Kat [TotalFark]
2005-01-20 10:01:42 PM  
that's a boat load of puppies...

our last litter was 10.

no biatch can feed that many puppies. they're going to have to suppliment by hand or feeding tube. waking up every four hours to feed puppies is the sucks. feeding all those dogs is gonna blow but that will be some sweet green.
2005-01-20 10:02:55 PM  
Nah...i think Cujo was a Saint Bernard...
2005-01-20 10:02:57 PM  
> i the only one who on first glance thought it said poop?

Nope. You're not.
2005-01-20 10:03:03 PM  
cujo was st. bernard ... these are more like hooch
2005-01-20 10:03:32 PM  
The mother must be one tired biatch now!
2005-01-20 10:04:24 PM  
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Gopher Canyon's Atlas
250 Pounds

Uhm, that's a lot of dog.
2005-01-20 10:04:44 PM  
Your puppies want boobies!
2005-01-20 10:06:52 PM  

I feel bad for the dog's vagina.

aw don't.... it feels ok.

2005-01-20 10:06:54 PM  
Damn! Thats some potent seed Fb-.
2005-01-20 10:08:02 PM  
True they get 1800 a dog, but as Kat said they are going to need a ton of formula. Add to that your normal vet bills for the first 12 weeks (I assume a breeder has a nice deal worked out with a vet, but your still talking money) and the fact that 20 puppies will result in some serious therapy bills and the need for one hell of a vacation afterwards.

/still recovering from when my dog was a puppy
2005-01-20 10:09:41 PM  
id hate to pay that child support!
2005-01-20 10:10:22 PM  
actually... I've always wanted a Mastiff.... a Bull Mastiff, trained, not to eat me.
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