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(News.com.au)   "I remember the times when only men could stand up and pee," said the old man   ( news.com.au) divider line
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2005-01-20 07:23:19 AM  
It's really not that hard, girls. Just try it.
2005-01-20 07:41:38 AM  
Now to get some Germans together with these Aussies. The men there are forced to pee sitting down due to the way they make their toilets.
2005-01-20 07:51:23 AM  
Women have always been able to stand up to pee. Now having good aim while standing up and peeing, now that's a different story
2005-01-20 07:52:32 AM  
[image from bookreporter.com too old to be available]
2005-01-20 07:52:57 AM  
This thread is useful without pictures.
2005-01-20 07:53:01 AM  
Ok, I'm just trying to mentally picture how, exactly, this "funnel" option is "more hygenic." So instead of sitting down on a toilet seat, putting a funnel right up against the, er, special parts is better? Or is this some sort of distance funnel? I just don't get it. And wouldn't placing the funnel require the same amount of time as just sitting down? And women would still have to wipe, wouldn't they? Is there toilet paper near the urinal?

I just don't get it.
2005-01-20 07:54:16 AM  
I've been using funnels to write my name in the snow for years.
2005-01-20 07:59:02 AM  
Pocket Ninja
And wouldn't placing the funnel require the same amount of time as just sitting down?

I always assumed that they took so long because they were touching up their makeup and talking about what a stud I am.
2005-01-20 07:59:55 AM  
And women would still have to wipe, wouldn't they?

I guess they could just shake it like a polaroid picture..

(yeah just try and get that song out of your head) :P
2005-01-20 08:00:19 AM  
But will they remember to put the seat down when they're finished?
2005-01-20 08:01:14 AM  
woo hoo! i got greenlight!

well, thats one less thing men can brag about. but i'd like to see those ladies try and write their names on the wall!
2005-01-20 08:01:24 AM  
I poop standing up.
2005-01-20 08:03:08 AM  
Questionable punctuation in this headline.
2005-01-20 08:04:06 AM  
I can't wait to try this, seriously. And I know this is legit because it's on EBay!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=67590&item=5551​457238&r d=1&ssPageName=WDVW
2005-01-20 08:04:55 AM  

The End Times are nigh.

"And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, 'Come and pee'.
Revelations 6:7
2005-01-20 08:06:12 AM  
Peeing in the woods is one of life's great experiences. No one should be deprived of this.
2005-01-20 08:06:44 AM  
bark_atda_moon: (yeah just try and get that song out of your head) :P

You bastard.
2005-01-20 08:06:44 AM  

Kids and their obsession with pooping and peeing.


2005-01-20 08:07:32 AM  
zombiebot: http://magic-cone.com/

The End Times are nigh.

It looks like a paper penis
2005-01-20 08:08:27 AM  
[image from undercover.com.au too old to be available]

2005-01-20 08:11:09 AM  
Darned bellsouth wouldn't get the pic up. Cogs beat me to it, anyway - same pic.
2005-01-20 08:12:07 AM  
Is there some reason why in that pic the chicks have buckets and the guy is just pissing on the wall?
2005-01-20 08:12:14 AM  
The girl in the animation looks to be clean shaved. Oooo. My tra-la-la.
2005-01-20 08:17:28 AM  
Four pissers with three buckets?
2005-01-20 08:22:43 AM  
bobabrain: Four pissers with three buckets?

When the music stops the one without a bucket has to ... err ... pee on their shoes.
2005-01-20 08:25:05 AM  
I think they're sharing buckets, like good friends will do.
2005-01-20 08:26:16 AM  
But how do you use the three seashells?
2005-01-20 08:27:02 AM  

Similar idea, with pop-up goodness.

May be NSFW?
2005-01-20 08:27:03 AM  
As for the pic. It's a urinal trough. It looks like the buckets are just there for extra catchage, or for the drain outlet of the trough.
2005-01-20 08:30:05 AM  
lindseyp: But how do you use the three seashells?

Curse you... I was going to say that!
2005-01-20 08:30:11 AM  
[image from p-mate.com too old to be available]

What fun!
2005-01-20 08:35:25 AM  
So are we going to be seeing skirts with front zippers now?
2005-01-20 08:36:29 AM  
bark_atda_moon: I guess they could just shake it like a polaroid picture..

2005-01-20 08:36:41 AM  
Did he have an onion on his belt?
2005-01-20 08:38:08 AM  
W. T. F.?

There goes us men's last bastion of difference...I mean other than their private parts and boobies and whatnot...

/Girls have a hard enough time disposing of certain other items associated with their biology.
/Used to be a bouncer...Girls' restrooms are nasty...
2005-01-20 08:38:11 AM  
Remember ladies, if you shake it more than three times, you are playing with yourself!
2005-01-20 08:39:47 AM  

You know, oddly enough, I was just thinking about the three seashells last night as I used up a roll of toilet paper.

If you think of a way, drop me a line =]
2005-01-20 08:40:33 AM  
And don't forget to leave the seat up!
2005-01-20 08:42:56 AM  
Feh. I dated a girl who could pee standing up without any extra equipment. We had gone camping, it was cold out and we were drinking beer by the fire. I got up to go pee on a tree and presently, she had to as well. I started laughing because she was going to have to pull her pants down and get her ass out in the cold air. She flipped me off, went over to the tree, unbuttoned her pants, hiked them down a bit, and proceeded to let fly with a coherent stream on the trunk of the tree. I was flabergasted, I had inspected her in minute detail, she did not have the equipment to do that!

Later when we were back at my house, I had her show me how she did it. She sort of pulled up on the labia majora which pulled the urethra forward and aimed it out. She said that it took her several weeks of practicing in the shower to get it right. I tried to find a website that used to describe the process better, but it has been redirected to one of these products.
2005-01-20 08:45:51 AM  
now they just need to invent a duke dropping funnel, so i no longer fear pooing in public restrooms.
2005-01-20 08:46:04 AM  
On the sale page of zombiebot's link they are charging 56 cents a cone (not including shipping). Peeing has never been so expensive!
2005-01-20 08:48:42 AM  
Just re-use em.
2005-01-20 08:52:13 AM  

Here you go guys. Click on top 10 urinals, and #5 is an actual, usable, womens urinal.

no joke.
2005-01-20 08:54:42 AM  
P-Mate hostesses would be on hand to offer guidance where it was needed.

now that would make an interesting resume.
2005-01-20 08:55:51 AM  
[image from solsup.com.au too old to be available]

2005-01-20 09:05:48 AM  
Scoot951 Which one is the guy? I know you Yanks are effeminate but surely you can tell the difference between the genders?

//old, old news. These things aren't new.
2005-01-20 09:06:23 AM  

That pic makes me hot.
2005-01-20 09:08:49 AM  
If the urinal looks like the one depicted in b1t r0t's post, I can only wonder how long it will take before some old lady mistakes it for a wall mounted ventilator.
2005-01-20 09:09:23 AM  
My granny could pee in a coke bottle with her pants fully on! I didn't really see her do it but grandad had a smile. Twisted old bastard!
2005-01-20 09:18:48 AM  
You know, if women would just go into a stall, pee and get out, there would be no lines. I swear some of them work on their dissertations in there. Maybe it was growing up with brothers, but I get in there and get OUT. No dawdling.
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