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(retroCrush) Boobies Dallas star Victoria Principal gallery (not safe for work)   ( retrocrush.com) divider line
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2002-03-08 10:44:37 AM  
But didn't she shoot J.R.?!?!?!?
2002-03-08 10:49:24 AM  
Those nudie shots from what appears to be from the later 60's are farking crazy...did boobies just look different then, or is it just me?
2002-03-08 10:49:29 AM  
I'd buy that for a dollar!
2002-03-08 10:50:43 AM  
I always thought she was hot...of course, I was like 10 at the time...
2002-03-08 10:51:04 AM  
Her nipples look like sausage patties...creepy
2002-03-08 10:52:02 AM  
BTEzra420: That was prior to the body sculpting technology that produced Pamela Anderson. And thank you for making me feel old, you rat.

Personally, I dig her nipples.
2002-03-08 10:52:35 AM  
Man, her titties are all farked up! I dont like her anymore.
2002-03-08 10:53:19 AM  
eh, just mediocre at best.
2002-03-08 10:54:28 AM  
2002-03-08 10:57:01 AM  
blocked from work...alas!
2002-03-08 10:58:28 AM  
...a moose once bit my sister...
2002-03-08 10:59:19 AM  
mmmmm...... sausage nipples.
2002-03-08 11:02:34 AM  
why do we keep rehashing the retrocrush stuff?
2002-03-08 11:03:03 AM  
Now, i assume that Pricipal Victoria on south park draws her name from this

god i love that show
2002-03-08 11:05:34 AM  
Where do you people work????

Sesame Street?????

What isn't safe for work in those.......

Don't use the NSFW tag unless there is nipple!
2002-03-08 11:12:28 AM  
Uhhhh, seen page two yet, genius?
2002-03-08 11:14:13 AM  
hmmmm....no appeal value.. move along..
2002-03-08 11:19:27 AM  
Matzug:She is sweet.

2002-03-08 11:26:20 AM  
Here ya go DariusMDeV. Try looking at page 2.

[image from lab.eccentrica.org too old to be available]
2002-03-08 11:31:50 AM  

Just saw page 2........I could get fired for looking at that.

Someone should put a warning on those!!!!
2002-03-08 11:31:56 AM  
Goddamnit, I'm not clicking another one of these fuggin Retrocrush links till Berry puts up a Barbara Feldon gallery. Make it so.
2002-03-08 11:34:58 AM  
Golly, how is putting a new gallery up "rehashing" something?

Scoots...good choice, will do!
2002-03-08 11:38:38 AM  
Don't worry, Darius, I've done something like that before on another site. I won't judge you for attacking the link after only a cursory glance. It happens to the best of us at least once, I'm sure.

That being said, the "??????" and "!" have to go.
2002-03-08 11:39:17 AM  
Who the fark cares, isnt she on social security now
2002-03-08 11:40:03 AM  
"We want boobies!"/"These boobies suck!" Sigh.

Why complain? Just go to the Hun or wherever; the
processed-boobies-du-jour you seek can be found at any
number of sites. Retrocrush is a specialized service
which many of us appreciate.

Tastes and styles change over the years. In a couple of
decades people will look at the porn of today and say
"eww, why are her pubes shaved like a square?" etc.
2002-03-08 11:42:37 AM  
real guys like asian babes with big tits, like ai kurosawa(not safe for work)
2002-03-08 11:43:39 AM  
OK! OK! Enough already! How many times are you going to play the retrocrush card? I've been there and can negotiate my way around the WHOLE website all by myself.
2002-03-08 11:44:28 AM  
im sorry but that chick is a dog
2002-03-08 11:46:04 AM  
Good job, Anini, I'll send you your certificate. Come on now, this is new content, and isn't even linked anywhere on my site yet, so you couldn't have found this one.
2002-03-08 11:47:35 AM  
Thank you Mr Poster dude, thank you.
2002-03-08 11:54:01 AM  
I have a theory about the boobies:
They appear different from contemporary boobies because of differences in breast support technology over time. You don't see too many conical shaped bras around much anymore (thank god!) and perhaps these are to blame.
2002-03-08 12:03:42 PM  
how is this not safe for work?
2002-03-08 12:04:48 PM  
lets review

DariusMDeV: Wha? where are the nipples??!! This isnt NSFW! whaaaa!

RandyJohnson: Page 2

DariusMDeV: Whoa! I could get fired for that! They should warn me about that!

We have a winner: DariusMDeV, Worlds Shortest Attentions Span. Congrats!
2002-03-08 12:12:03 PM  
Hey sausage lovers! Enjoy Pennsylvania Dutch-style scrapple patties conveniently located at the tip of Victoria Principal's breasts -- a breast new teat -- ha, ha, make that a fresh new treat -- from your new Denny's!

"Denny's -- Where if you're a black FBI agent, all our booths are taken."
2002-03-08 12:22:40 PM  
Not much into boney crack ho's, might get impaled on a rib!
2002-03-08 12:24:25 PM  
She didn't shoot JR, did? Wasn't it Kristin/Kristen?
2002-03-08 12:33:04 PM  
Yes, Melquiades, but it was all just a dream - the whole season was a dream.
2002-03-08 12:45:12 PM  
About time, Berry. Not like I haven't been whining for it in every Retrocrush thread for the past 6 months...

PS. Do one on Patti Deutsche, too (the redhead from Laugh-In and Match Game).
2002-03-08 12:56:37 PM  
2002-03-08 01:08:13 PM  
I used to get hardons watching her on Dallas.....

damn, that takes you back
2002-03-08 01:40:55 PM  

*went through my head* Where?
Click here to go to Page 2
2002-03-08 01:56:36 PM  
You want hot, check this one out.
2002-03-08 01:57:31 PM  
The above link is NSFW, btw.
2002-03-08 02:05:32 PM  
Augie, you weren't the only one who thought she was hot on Dallas. ;-)
2002-03-08 02:12:50 PM  
I third that motion! Dallas=watch for Victoria and dream a little dream... Of, course I carried that torch well on into her later work on... uhm... you know... that other show... what?
2002-03-08 02:13:20 PM  
Mods... please remove LunaticFringe's link before someone else barfs all over their keyboard.

That isn't NSFW... that isn't safe for your stomach.
2002-03-08 02:14:44 PM  
Aw, fLunaticFringe... that ain't safe for anywhere. Dammit, man...
2002-03-08 02:15:16 PM  
Lunatic Fringe GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY. You should be farking ashamed of yourself. That link isn't safe for anyone anywhere at anytime. I doubt even Pedro the suck puppet boy liked to see that!
2002-03-08 02:43:28 PM  
Ughhhh, so much for a beer lunch. Gross Lunatic.
2002-03-08 02:49:30 PM  
LF: Please delete 'Fringe' from your name. Uck.
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