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13138 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Mar 2002 at 6:10 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-07 06:13:10 PM  
2002-03-07 06:13:14 PM  
Excellent! Some info to correct my bumbling attempts.
2002-03-07 06:13:27 PM  
I highly recommend a shorn scrotum.
2002-03-07 06:15:20 PM  
This article is hilarious
2002-03-07 06:15:57 PM  
Damn! Beaten by Scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel!
2002-03-07 06:16:13 PM  
Always shave when you're sober and in a fully alert and attentive state of mind

wish they'd told me that when i was 100%.
2002-03-07 06:16:47 PM  
Thats pretty high on my list of things I could of lived for the rest of my life not knowing
2002-03-07 06:17:18 PM  

... and informative
2002-03-07 06:17:53 PM  
43% Ha! good one
2002-03-07 06:18:11 PM  
ya...but how do I shave my ass?

oh...tip: if your gonna use those electric dogshears thingies, make sure the gaps between the blades are close together...otherwise...well...nevermind...just make sure!
2002-03-07 06:18:24 PM  
uhm... I can say just two things about this from watching a girl friend who shaved her pussy.

1. stubble sucks
2. razor burn!!!
2002-03-07 06:18:32 PM  
In my young, experimental days of masturbation, I once used toothpaste as a lubricant. Never do this. Never.
2002-03-07 06:18:51 PM  
Any comment from the farkettes on what they think about all this?
2002-03-07 06:19:16 PM  
Um, how bout a PSA explaining **WHY** this is worthwhile in the first place?

I'm thinking, lots of itch.
2002-03-07 06:19:30 PM  
thanks for the tip.. I have been thinking about this for some time...
2002-03-07 06:19:45 PM  
speaking from experience, chicks dig it...less hair in the mouth...same reason we like chicks that shave
2002-03-07 06:19:58 PM  
Quick, somebody slam me through a windshield!
2002-03-07 06:21:14 PM  
This guy should at least provide instructions using a larger type font. The fewer mistakes made in this area, the better.
2002-03-07 06:22:29 PM  
You can add "never use spraying deodorant at your ass as a substitute for a shower" to that list of things not to do.
2002-03-07 06:22:43 PM  
try using a 1/3 nair, 1/3 shaving cream, 1/3 moister/hand lotion mixture, i could go without the nair, but all the strippers i know [your not a farking dancer, your a stripper] swear by the nair.
2002-03-07 06:23:05 PM  
My chic digs it. But not down to the skin. She says it's like farking a kid. Plus, I'm afeared of razors on my boys.
2002-03-07 06:23:38 PM  
Don't use an electric shaver. It'll mulch your scrotum.

oh dear lord.
2002-03-07 06:23:57 PM  
This chick says... "there's nothing like a bald man..."
2002-03-07 06:24:28 PM  
....above all...don't use a weed whacker either...!
2002-03-07 06:24:33 PM  
What about the ensuing itch that would accompany the hair growing back?
2002-03-07 06:25:03 PM  
I've been shaving that whole area for years, and I can tell you... Shaved is the way to go; for several reasons. Not the least of which is the fact that most women really seem to like it. A lot. It's not difficult to figure out why.

Another couple of pointers I might pass along: Instead of using shave cream or soap, use conditioner. Yep... the kind you use on your (ahem) head. This will help prevent razor burn and eliminates itching for the most part.

Lastly, use a fresh (good quality) razor. Obvious enough, but that needed to be said.
2002-03-07 06:25:29 PM  
Could someone tell me where Fetus' quote, "I highly recommend a shorn scrotum," comes from?
2002-03-07 06:25:39 PM  
"Don't use an electric shaver. It'll mulch your scrotum"

'Mulch Your Scrotum'

Greatest. Bandname. Ever.
2002-03-07 06:25:46 PM  
It's all about a fresh Mach 3
2002-03-07 06:26:14 PM  
Personally I like racing stripes.

You shave your ass by standing in front of a full length mirror, butt-side in the reflection. Foam your tush and keep a bowl of warm water handy. Bend over so that you are looking past your groin at your ass-reflection in the mirror (it's gonna look upside-down, natch). Spread one ass cheek with one hand and scrape that asscrack with the other. Simple.

2002-03-07 06:26:37 PM  
Why in god's name would any man in his right mind get near his most precious of precious with SHARP IMPLEMENTS?!?! Maybe the chicks dig it, maybe they don't, but is it really worth the risk? This is a Darwin Award just waiting to happen. (and without even a bathtub of warm milk)
2002-03-07 06:27:40 PM  
"Don't use an electric shaver. It'll mulch your scrotum."
I can agree here....ya know the lil' folds on the sack...they seam to perfectly fit between the shears on an electric razor......yes, it hurt.

2002-03-07 06:28:49 PM  
I say, it's not that big of a deal. Although, less hair is more... orally appealing. I don't think I'd complain.
2002-03-07 06:29:56 PM  
Kolacky: Didn't Dr. Evil say that in Austin Powers?
2002-03-07 06:30:11 PM  
I'm gonna give my sack a goatee.
2002-03-07 06:30:52 PM  
i did this ONCE at my girlfriends request. two things-- take it slow and easy! and you will also find it gets much sweatier down there w/o the pub hair to allow air flow.
2002-03-07 06:32:58 PM  
Where's Enphinitie? I'd say this article is right up his uh, alley?

For that matter, where's Scrotar?
2002-03-07 06:33:01 PM  
No...no...no. I refuse to look at this. For all of you who read comments before articles (most of you), I urge you to do the same.
2002-03-07 06:33:36 PM  
El Cerdo Loco

"Dost thou mach me?" (Sorry... couldn't help that.)

Hmmmmmmm... Mach III, eh? (Thinking this sounds good...)

As one of my ex-lovers put it... i'd suck a nectarine long before a kiwi (fruit, that is...).
2002-03-07 06:34:14 PM  
..... lmao

Man, I agree with Drew when he says "This article is hilarious".
2002-03-07 06:34:15 PM  
I think that quote is from Austin Powers. While I would not recommend shaving all the way to the skin, my girl friend preferes I keep trimmed with a electric clipper it keeps the itching down as well.
2002-03-07 06:34:22 PM  
"This region is much more sensitive than your face. Your allergic reaction could be spectacular."

I dont think spectacular would define the sensation.
2002-03-07 06:35:31 PM  
racing stripes? like the idea of that.. how did it go over with the ladies?
2002-03-07 06:36:17 PM  
i second the mach III vote
2002-03-07 06:36:35 PM  
Wogus, I am in complete agreement. A new Mach III and conditioner. No shaving cream.
And for god's sake give it a rest for a few days in between.
2002-03-07 06:36:54 PM  
I always wanted mine to be hairless... but at the same time I just don't have the balls to use a razor fot it :( I trim that area occasionally, and around the hole as well.. but it's kinda hard to trim that far area on your butt.

does anyone know the good way to shave around the hole too?
2002-03-07 06:38:40 PM  
Well isnt that special
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2002-03-07 06:39:22 PM  
Cow: let your boyfriend do it.
2002-03-07 06:40:00 PM  
Be sure to use plenty of aftershave! It only hurts for what seems like an eternity. The up-side is, you get to talk to dead relatives while you bounce around the house in utter agony.
2002-03-07 06:40:11 PM  
So... all I gotta do is take this thing and.......

Damn! They said razor, not laser.
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