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(The Smoking Gun)   Fast food worker serves pot-laced taco to cop   ( divider line
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10009 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Mar 2002 at 12:50 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-06 12:51:56 PM  
Am I first??
2002-03-06 12:52:58 PM  
Am I Second?
2002-03-06 12:53:06 PM  
he farked up - dumbass - too bad they dont serve tacos like that around here
2002-03-06 12:53:35 PM  
who is up for some cock and ball torture followed up with some good old food adulteration?
2002-03-06 12:53:51 PM  
2002-03-06 12:54:49 PM  
Ready? Thought you said "red-eye"!
2002-03-06 12:55:29 PM  
I'll take the Sinsemilla Supreme, please.
2002-03-06 12:57:11 PM  
So, ummm, where's Ramsey county? I need my Mexican fix. ;-)
2002-03-06 12:58:23 PM  
Eating that shiat will SERIOUSLY ruin your day.
2002-03-06 12:59:35 PM  
Ate a Skoal can full of pot in high school while watching "Howard the Duck". It never worked and I was forced to watch that damn movie straight.
2002-03-06 01:00:10 PM  
what a farking moron

2002-03-06 01:00:17 PM  
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2002-03-06 01:00:39 PM  
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2002-03-06 01:01:29 PM  
I don't know what everyone's problem with George Bush is. I wish you guys would really lay off him. He's done a whole lot to protect me and my kind and our rights and for that I really think he should be hearalded as one of the greatest presidents that ever lived. Granted, his father was a magnificent and god-fearing man, but George W. Bush has surpassed even this excellence. If you think about the flawless way in which he is handling this war against the evil-doers trying to destroy america, you can only stand in amazement at his brillance. And I'm so sick of people critisizing the way he talks. He really is smart guys. Otherwise he wouldnt have been elected president. there are checks and balances you know!!! Of course they wouldnt let someone who is stupid be president. Anyone who speaks out against him from now on is in my book a terrorist and completely unpatriotic.
2002-03-06 01:01:33 PM  
The last line of the police report:

The remaining tacos were disposed of.

Nice work Deputy Homer.
2002-03-06 01:01:48 PM  
I've eaten at the one before- the food was so nasty I could have used one of them farked up tacos.
2002-03-06 01:02:52 PM  
Before I began to eat, I checked my food for any foreign substance as I always do when I order food from a drive-thru.

WHO in their right mind does that? I mean, I probably SHOULD, but what happened to this guy to cause him to be overly paranoid about his drive-thru orders?
2002-03-06 01:03:43 PM  
Um, $2.11 for four soft tacos? We need some of these joints in Michigan.

2002-03-06 01:05:59 PM  
Ok this is my favorite part on the last page... "Once at the police station, myself and Off. Higgins NTK tested a small portion of the suspected marijuana, and it tested positive as marijuana." What I want to know is how they "tested" it.
2002-03-06 01:07:48 PM  
" The last of the tacos were disposed of."
Indeed a great way to end the report. I'm sorry, but you can't sound all profesional if your using the word "taco"
2002-03-06 01:08:38 PM  

I have NO idea to what you are referring, but it doesn't matter--George W. Bush is a great pres and a great man, even if I do disagree with him on a couple little things.
2002-03-06 01:09:12 PM  
Pertifly Actually those four soft tacos were $4.20.
2002-03-06 01:10:15 PM  
Byort: You have to realize that this is a uniformed police officer in a cruiser getting fast food from a place where kids work. I'm surprised he actually was able to eat two of the tacos.
2002-03-06 01:10:31 PM  
.......Yo quiero 'Taco Bong"......

What a mook!!
2002-03-06 01:11:23 PM  
WHO in their right mind does that? I mean, I probably SHOULD, but what happened to this guy to cause him to be overly paranoid about his drive-thru orders?

Because he's a cop. Simple as that. They have to look out for themselves with that job.
2002-03-06 01:11:23 PM  
a lot of pot talk these days on everyone celebreating 420?
2002-03-06 01:11:33 PM  
Will a taco supreme fit in my bong?
2002-03-06 01:14:15 PM  
Thorn - $2.11 four soft tacos and a glass of water (page 2).
that cop is a cheapass.

you have to admit, these Spicoli's are pretty funny.
I love that line "He had just 'farked himself' by doing it"
2002-03-06 01:14:26 PM  
What is the penalty for adulteration of food??
2002-03-06 01:16:12 PM  
Midget_Who_is_a_TOOL: Hey man, the guy put WEED in the taco, not coke. I recommend reading the article my friend.
2002-03-06 01:16:50 PM  
Puckhead I know, I was playing on the magic number 420. But thanks for reading.
2002-03-06 01:17:42 PM  
A lifetime of having a felony on your record, and getting a ticket and having your car searched every time you get pulled over? Oh, and getting corn-holed in prison.
2002-03-06 01:17:59 PM  
"...substance appeared to be suspected marijuana"

Fark that real stuff, that suspected marijuana is the shiat!

"Officer Higgins and myself walked through the restaurant with Furey and turned off and heated items, and secured the building"

Huh? Turned off and heated items? The defendant should have the case thrown out on the basis that the arresting officer is illiterate.

Geez, he could have died! This is possibly alleged suspected marijuana! Good thing he can go home and have a few drinks to cool the tension.
2002-03-06 01:18:22 PM  
there's a subway by me that does that.... i don't know evxactly what you have to order to get it... but i think it's pretty common....
I'll have mine with EXTRA lettuce...[wink][wink]
2002-03-06 01:18:56 PM  
BTEzra420: Remember, 311 day comes before 420 day. Five days away...
2002-03-06 01:19:47 PM  
Ok two things... #1- $2.11 is the cheap for marijuana (yeah you might say it's a small amount but apparently it took two people to "test" it). #2- Why wouldn't he pick out the seeds first (like that wouldn't be a dead giveaway when the cop crunched down on it)? Was he trying to make the cop sterile?
2002-03-06 01:21:47 PM  
Cop is a cheap sob for ordering water but I'm sure they don't get paid worth shiat.
I look at my fast food before I eat just because I figure FARKers are a small sample of the weirdness out there and anything can happen.
2002-03-06 01:24:48 PM  
But how long do you get cornholed in prison for?? damn this one should be a high (pun intended) misdemenor not a damn felony this kid is not a danger to the public
2002-03-06 01:26:29 PM  
BTEzra420, you can bet i'm celebrating the new year.
2002-03-06 01:29:16 PM  
Midget_named_tool: You've got the wrong thread.
2002-03-06 01:30:04 PM  
NEWS FLASH: The cop was last seen wandering around hawaii wearing only a shirt and a seashell necklace.
2002-03-06 01:32:12 PM  
ALMOST the best prank ever. heh.
2002-03-06 01:34:24 PM  
Kind of kills two birds with one stone. I used to get stoned THEN go to Taco Bell....
2002-03-06 01:36:22 PM  
Thorn - on first read, that zoomed about three feet over my head.
if the cheap-ass would have paid for an actual beverage, maybe it would have been $4.20
2002-03-06 01:39:55 PM  
I like how this cop almost gets mickeyed by some kid at Toca Bowl and all we can say is how cheap he is. That's funny!
2002-03-06 01:42:47 PM  
There is a lesson to be learned, serve cops sneezers not pot laced tacos.
2002-03-06 01:48:46 PM  
Wanna see something just as dumb.

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Check out the "how cool and fun it is to work here video."

Thier jingle makes me scratch my head in a "huh" kind of manner.
2002-03-06 01:48:54 PM  
LOL, I love the very last line:

The remaining tacos were disposed of.

hahaha... aaaah... back to work.
2002-03-06 01:50:05 PM  
Thorn I was totally confused, thanks for clearing that up.
2002-03-06 02:04:59 PM  
Wasting good pot on a stupid farking pig.
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