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2005-01-11 07:08:14 AM  
Hmn, I know it's not gooses, but surely it's not "meese"?

2005-01-11 07:16:07 AM  
Reminds me of El Cabong! I hate you meeces to pieces. Or, I hate you mooses to pooses??
2005-01-11 08:17:28 AM  
It's one moose, two moose. Mooses... pshaw.
2005-01-11 08:25:32 AM  
Ah, the majestik moose.

A Moose once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...
2005-01-11 08:26:56 AM  
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretty nasti...
2005-01-11 08:29:40 AM  
When grammar attackses...
2005-01-11 08:31:04 AM  
2005-01-11 09:07:16 AM  
In other news:
Earlier today FOXNews headquarters was held hostage by a masked man, claiming only to want "that damned dog to stop time traveling." Clearly this man was insane, and the SWAT Team finally had to gun him down when Bill O'Riley started making sexual advances towards him. Witnesses say that it might have been George Clooney trying to get in the sack with O'Riley, but that is yet to be confirmed. Below is an amateaur photographer's picture taken while the man was trying to negotiate demands.
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2005-01-11 09:07:46 AM  
Broughts to you by the folk who bring you bad grammars...When Grammaticals Mistake Attack!
2005-01-11 09:07:57 AM  
Fark needs a spell checker

2005-01-11 09:11:01 AM  
Special Moose Effects OLAF PROT
2005-01-11 09:22:52 AM  
Man, got beat to all the Monty Python Moose jokes.

/got to work late
2005-01-11 09:38:53 AM  
Oh, and just to be a grammar nazi:

When moose attack.
When a moose attacks.
2005-01-11 09:44:10 AM  
"Here's a story you're not going to believe. I shot a moose once. I was hunting in upstate New York, and I shot a moose.

"And I strap him onto the fender of my car, and I'm driving along the West Side Highway. But what I didn't realize was that the bullet did not penetrate the moose. It just creased his scalp, knocking him unconscious. And I'm driving through the Holland Tunnel and the moose wakes up.

"So I'm driving with a live moose on my fender and the moose is signaling for a turn. And there's a law in New York State against driving with a conscious moose on your fender, Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. And I'm very panicky. And then it hits mesome friends of mine are having a costume party. I'll go. I'll take the moose. I'll ditch him at the party. It won't be my responsibility. So I drive up to the party and I knock on the door, and the moose is next to me. My host comes to the door. I say, 'Hello, you know the Solomons.' We enter. The moose mingles. Did very well. Scored. Some guy was trying to sell him insurance for an hour and a half.

"Twelve o'clock comes, they give out prizes for the best costume of the night. First prize goes to the Berkowitzes, a married couple dressed as a moose. The moose comes in second. The moose is furious. He and the Berkowitzes lock antlers in the living room. They knock each other unconscious. Now, I figure, here's my chance. I grab the moose, strap him on my fender, and shoot back to the woods. But I've got the Berkowitzes. So I'm driving along with two Jewish people on my fender. And there's a law in New York State, Tuesday, Thursday, and especially Saturday....

"The following morning, the Berkowitzes wake up in the woods in a moose suit. Mr. Berkowitz is shot, stuffed, and mounted at the New York Athletic Club. And the joke is on them, 'cause it's restricted."

© Woody
2005-01-11 09:45:45 AM  
Hey, those ping-pong balls CAN sting!!
2005-01-11 10:57:51 AM  
Has anybody seen my moose? Him name is Bullwinkle Brown Moose.
2005-01-11 03:07:45 PM  
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When mousse attacks.
2005-01-11 04:03:49 PM  
I find my moose.
2005-01-11 04:04:28 PM  
I, for one, welcome our Norw...

Hey, cut that out!

/glad I caught myself in time
2005-01-11 04:04:33 PM  
Man it's amazing how fast the Python quotes come out.

/wish I had gotten to it faster
2005-01-11 04:05:04 PM  
"The two incidents were the latest in a string of unusual moose behaviour in Norway."

Then we get to see O'Reilly and Clooney pinning for the fjords.

2005-01-11 04:07:01 PM  
Moosen, I saw a flock of moosen!

2005-01-11 04:09:09 PM  
A Moose Moosed my Mooser! Honest!
2005-01-11 04:10:28 PM  
Shouldn't the article be tagged Amoosing?
2005-01-11 04:12:41 PM  
If I looking for moose
Who took my moose
2005-01-11 04:13:26 PM  
That's not even a real moose. It's a stunted three-toed sloth that's been trained by the CIA to do triple axels over Afghanistan with Kennedy's limo. And what about the obviously fake Chesterfield sofa? Can a rail gun even throw plasma that far?

2005-01-11 04:13:44 PM  
Snarfangel: Shouldn't the article be tagged Amoosing?

That would be a moostake.
2005-01-11 04:14:29 PM  
*When more than one moose attacks.
2005-01-11 04:15:46 PM  
I love that Woody Allen joke.
2005-01-11 04:16:09 PM  
Yeah, whatever.
Where are the b00bies!?!?!?!!!!!11eleven
2005-01-11 04:16:09 PM  


Brian, whats the plural for box?

Boxen. I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts.

No, Brian, no. Lets try another one. Irwin, whats the plural for goose?

Geese. I saw a flock of geese.


[Exasperated laughing]Wha-a-at?

Whats the plural for moose?

Moosen! I saw a flock of MOOSEN! There were many of em. Many much moosen. Out in the woodsin the wood-esin the woodsen. The meese want the food in the woodesenfood is the eatenesenthe meese want the food in the woodesenesfood in the woodesenes.

Brian. Brian! Youre an imbecile.


What? Are you speaking German, Brian?

GermanGermaineGermaineJacksonJackson 5Tito!

Brian, what the hell are you talking about?

I dont know. I dont know, really.

/Brian Regan
2005-01-11 04:16:10 PM  
"Cow on"

2005-01-11 04:17:06 PM  
YUM Moose Steak
2005-01-11 04:17:43 PM  
Hey, my sister was bitten by a moose once.

/Ode to all that quote MPHG.
2005-01-11 04:17:49 PM  

We apologize for this thread. Those responsible have been sacked.
2005-01-11 04:19:25 PM  
get on over to the MTv/DEV-O thread and do your duty

/obvious mods, banninate if you must
2005-01-11 04:19:34 PM  
It's much funnier with slashes.

M ø ø s e.

Please don't filter my slashes, ye gods of Fark...
2005-01-11 04:20:46 PM  
... but where is squirrel?
2005-01-11 04:21:44 PM  
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
2005-01-11 04:22:05 PM  
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

/nothin' up my sleeve ...
2005-01-11 04:23:09 PM get flee the angry moose.

i always try to get flee angry animals.

lice/mice/hice?..houses you ID10T!

moose works in somewhere
2005-01-11 04:23:25 PM  
Roger_the_Shrubber -

Odd that a Python-inspired signon generates a Rocky and Bullwinkle quote. Very nice.
2005-01-11 04:26:42 PM  
And at the end of the wormhole lies ....

A room with a Moose!!

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2005-01-11 04:26:47 PM  
"The two incidents were the latest in a string of unusual moose behaviour in Norway."

Ah, yes, it's a sure sign that the End Times are upon us, when the Norwegian moose start acting up...
2005-01-11 04:29:35 PM  

The mere mention of "moose" in any headline ensures inundation of quotations from thou most Holy Grail.

So I decided to take the less-beaten path and was still beaten by 1 minutes and 19 seconds.
2005-01-11 04:33:07 PM  
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2005-01-11 04:33:25 PM  
Roger_the_Shrubber -

Nah, it was just the name/source crossover that tickled me.

Good on techmaniac for the correct Boris tone, though!
2005-01-11 04:34:13 PM  
I surrender to our new Moose overlords.

2005-01-11 04:37:22 PM  
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the same as the story from about 2 months ago. I believe that the moose in question were getting drunk from eating fermented apples. This apparently inspired them to start jumping through store windows, into people's living rooms, etc. Am I making this up?
2005-01-11 04:37:50 PM  
tsunami, floods... and now strange moose behavior.
it's the end of the world
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