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2005-01-06 2:18:41 PM  
172 votes:
[image from godamonginsects.com too old to be available]

link to http://godamonginsects.com.com please

oh - and sorry about the eyestrain. I have it set forever on this one so that everyone can see it - but a 80 repeat (about 16 seconds) one can be found here -

http://www.godamonginsects.com/fark/ad5a.gif
 
2005-01-05 6:30:18 PM  
120 votes:
[image from people.morehead-st.edu too old to be available]

As for the link, maybe www.osti.gov would be appropriate.
 
2005-01-05 7:51:29 PM  
111 votes:
[image from img38.exs.cx too old to be available]

Link to http://www.debeers.com/ if you like.

/My boobies animation!
 
2005-01-07 1:09:57 AM  
90 votes:
[image from sunbirdtravelcompany.com too old to be available]
/www.ebay.com

 
2005-01-06 2:53:08 PM  
89 votes:
[image from nick15.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 11:14:05 AM  
85 votes:
[image from img38.exs.cx too old to be available]
 
HBF
2005-01-05 8:57:41 PM  
81 votes:
[image from homepage.mac.com too old to be available]

link to www.cc.org
 
2005-01-07 7:20:09 AM  
76 votes:
[image from homepages.ihug.co.nz too old to be available]
Link to this site
 
2005-01-05 4:59:54 PM  
70 votes:
[image from groups.msn.com too old to be available]

linky to SbB i guess
 
2005-01-06 2:50:42 PM  
70 votes:
[image from nick15.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 1:05:13 PM  
70 votes:
[image from simplyco.net too old to be available]

Link it to alcoholicsanonymous.org.
 
2005-01-07 12:24:35 PM  
64 votes:
[image from simplyco.net too old to be available]

link to http://www.sonymusic.com/labels/loud/wutang/ or http://www.wutangcorp.com
 
2005-01-05 4:41:30 PM  
62 votes:
[image from simplyco.net too old to be available]

Erm.. link it to... http://www.thespermbankofca.org/ Which is SFW.
 
2005-01-07 10:22:19 AM  
62 votes:
[image from graphicaddiction.com too old to be available]
bet you can guess...
 
2005-01-07 12:53:59 PM  
59 votes:
[image from oldbennington.com too old to be available]
you can guess where the link would go.
 
2005-01-07 1:15:57 PM  
59 votes:
[image from uncle-eazy.com too old to be available]

http://santorum.senate.gov/public/
 
2005-01-06 11:51:07 PM  
58 votes:
[image from dasmole.com too old to be available]

www.baby.com
 
2005-01-07 4:31:10 AM  
58 votes:
[image from maj.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 9:18:17 AM  
58 votes:
[image from img78.exs.cx too old to be available]
 
2005-01-05 5:10:28 PM  
57 votes:
[image from simplyco.net too old to be available]

You can link it to Microsoft.com if you want.
 
2005-01-07 1:31:51 PM  
57 votes:
[image from drewthat.com too old to be available] You should see how big mine got since I started using this product.
 
2005-01-07 1:52:40 PM  
57 votes:
[image from img88.exs.cx too old to be available]

The joke is that you don't link it to anything. :)
 
2005-01-05 4:56:29 PM  
53 votes:
i want to kill myself after making this.

[image from iownjoo.com too old to be available]

link em to http://prozac.com/index.jsp
 
2005-01-05 6:43:38 PM  
51 votes:
[image from img1.vunct.net too old to be available]

Please link to:
http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/productview.jhtml?sku=JS304
(Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones)
 
905
2005-01-07 1:38:31 PM  
50 votes:
[image from users2.ev1.net too old to be available]

http://users2.ev1.net/~robertl25/QTVMain1.htm
 
2005-01-07 3:41:31 AM  
48 votes:
[image from suckitdolphin.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-06 4:04:57 PM  
47 votes:
[image from uncle-eazy.com too old to be available]


Link whereever.
 
2005-01-05 7:02:20 PM  
46 votes:
[image from home.grandecom.net too old to be available]

[image from home.grandecom.net too old to be available]

Thanks go to bargirl24 for the hosting and to Drew for the fun!

Please link to www.somebrunette.com (NSFW).
 
2005-01-06 9:28:18 AM  
46 votes:
[image from godamonginsects.com too old to be available]

link to http://godamonginsects.com.com please
 
2005-01-06 6:41:34 PM  
46 votes:
[image from molotov-peacock.co.uk too old to be available]

[image from molotov-peacock.co.uk too old to be available]


Both to link to www.debeers.com, please.
 
2005-01-05 8:18:40 PM  
45 votes:
[image from oedstudios.com too old to be available]


link to www.oneeyeddog.com or www.oedstudios.com, either works...

[old Dilbert subject. Props to Mr. Adams]
 
2005-01-06 2:58:18 PM  
43 votes:
[image from nick15.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-06 3:53:56 PM  
43 votes:
[image from homepage.mac.com too old to be available]

link it on up to http://www.vegemite.com.au/ of course!

/mmm, tasty!
 
2005-01-07 11:57:24 AM  
43 votes:
[image from simplyco.net too old to be available]

Link to http://www.avril-lavigne.com/
 
2005-01-07 2:24:02 PM  
43 votes:
[image from img49.exs.cx too old to be available]


Mods. Please delete my other post.

/A vote for me is a vote for not hosting an image out of your apartment.
 
2005-01-05 4:38:40 PM  
42 votes:
[image from godamonginsects.com too old to be available]

link to http://godamonginsects.com.com please
 
2005-01-06 3:33:04 AM  
42 votes:
[image from mikepirone.com too old to be available]
URL: http://www.fark.com/cgi/totalfarksignup.pl
 
2005-01-07 9:02:03 AM  
42 votes:
 
2005-01-05 6:58:24 PM  
41 votes:
[image from img125.exs.cx too old to be available]

Yeah, I don't get it either. And go ahead and link it to McDonalds -- that'll teach those corporate fat cats!
 
2005-01-07 2:36:56 PM  
41 votes:
[image from joelogic.net too old to be available]

/no kittens were harmed in the creation of the ad.
//think of the kittens.
///Women, do your part.
 
2005-01-06 1:19:08 PM  
40 votes:
[image from uncle-eazy.com too old to be available]

NSFW link: http://www.tunaparty.com/main.htm?id=c720492
 
2005-01-07 1:19:01 AM  
40 votes:
[image from img131.exs.cx too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 11:45:10 AM  
40 votes:
[image from walkerjs.com too old to be available]

Link to The Smoking Gun.
 
2005-01-07 6:34:34 AM  
39 votes:
[image from wtv-zone.com too old to be available]
link to: http://www.instantvoodoo.com
 
2005-01-07 2:28:32 PM  
38 votes:
 
2005-01-06 7:14:41 PM  
37 votes:
[image from uncle-eazy.com too old to be available]

Link where ever
 
2005-01-07 2:24:13 PM  
37 votes:
[image from img.photobucket.com too old to be available]

Link to http://www.starbucks.com
 
2005-01-07 2:33:29 PM  
36 votes:
[image from img118.exs.cx too old to be available]
 
2005-01-06 9:23:42 AM  
33 votes:
[image from img55.exs.cx too old to be available]

you can link to www.msn.com. hahahahaha

/MS paint is teh bomb! hahaha
 
2005-01-06 2:14:24 PM  
33 votes:
[image from godamonginsects.com too old to be available]

link to http://godamonginsects.com.com please
 
2005-01-06 11:08:50 PM  
33 votes:
[image from elkman.net too old to be available]

Link it to ashleesimpsonmusic.com or something. Until they start complaining about it, that is.
 
2005-01-05 4:01:54 PM  
32 votes:
[image from img31.exs.cx too old to be available]
you can link to www.p-diddy.com if you desire :)
 
2005-01-05 5:47:52 PM  
32 votes:
[image from romproductions.com too old to be available]

Please link to http://www.zombo.com.
 
2005-01-07 12:06:37 PM  
32 votes:
[image from img153.exs.cx too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 2:46:01 PM  
31 votes:
[image from dev.nextprocess.net too old to be available]

Link to http://www.flagsoncars.com/
 
2005-01-05 6:54:12 PM  
30 votes:
[image from users.adelphia.net too old to be available]

http://www.chinchillaclub.com/
 
2005-01-06 2:18:09 AM  
30 votes:
[image from img153.exs.cx too old to be available]

Haven't learned anigifs yet... Q&D
 
2005-01-07 12:27:28 AM  
30 votes:
[image from img132.exs.cx too old to be available]

Please link to: http://www.divine-interventions.com/ (NSFW)

/already have E-ticket
 
2005-01-07 2:38:59 PM  
30 votes:
[image from img140.exs.cx too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 3:49:27 PM  
30 votes:
Late, but my first animation so here goes.

[image from img58.exs.cx too old to be available]

Yep, link to www.ikea.com.
 
2005-01-07 12:24:54 PM  
29 votes:
[image from uncle-eazy.com too old to be available]

linky: http://www.3drealms.com/
 
2005-01-07 3:06:52 PM  
29 votes:
mods please delete my previous post...

[image from img75.exs.cx too old to be available]

Link to travelocity obviously.

/ What about ads that make fun of tsunami victims?
// One ticket please
 
2005-01-06 1:38:24 PM  
28 votes:
[image from homepage.mac.com too old to be available]

link it to www.cooks.com because I discovered they have recipies for this stuff...

/obscure movie reference?
 
2005-01-05 3:38:57 PM  
27 votes:
 
2005-01-07 1:47:09 PM  
26 votes:
[image from itgresources.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 2:24:05 PM  
25 votes:
[image from img114.exs.cx too old to be available]

If you can't tell, link this to www.images.google.com
 
2005-01-07 2:51:09 PM  
25 votes:
[image from deviousstudios.com too old to be available]

link goes to x-acto knives. click it and see for yourself.
 
2005-01-07 7:49:43 AM  
24 votes:
[image from graphicaddiction.com too old to be available]
link to posting guidelines
www.fark.com/farq/posting.shtml
 
2005-01-07 3:16:19 PM  
24 votes:
[image from cjbischoff.com too old to be available]


Link to the FarQ, eh?
 
2005-01-07 3:44:29 PM  
23 votes:
[image from thepacky.com too old to be available]


Link to: http://www.cafepress.com/bickerstickers
 
2005-01-06 1:20:00 PM  
22 votes:
[image from scriobh.com too old to be available]
To link to www.sightsavers.org?
 
2005-01-07 1:48:05 PM  
22 votes:
Click for larger image.
[image from img139.exs.cx too old to be available]

Standard size:
[image from img95.exs.cx too old to be available]

Please link banner to retro64.com.


(Mods please delete my other post.)
 
2005-01-07 2:13:11 PM  
22 votes:
[image from watleyreview.com too old to be available]

Link goes to http://watleyreview.com/AdNantucket.html
 
2005-01-07 2:48:00 PM  
22 votes:
resized

[image from img42.exs.cx too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 3:19:12 PM  
22 votes:
[image from iownjoo.com too old to be available]

Link to www.homestarrunner.com, obviously
 
2005-01-05 7:35:47 PM  
21 votes:
[image from voopa.home.comcast.net too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 2:00:07 PM  
21 votes:
[image from img36.exs.cx too old to be available]

link goes to http://www.fark.com/cgi/users.pl?login=Smookyfufu

/this message approved by Smookyfufu.
//this ad brought to you by the Council for Smookyfufu's Wang.
 
2005-01-06 12:20:09 AM  
20 votes:
A small one...

[image from idisk.mac.com too old to be available]

Link it to whatever you want. I can only suggest NSFW links for this one.
 
2005-01-07 1:50:32 PM  
20 votes:
 
2005-01-07 2:09:31 PM  
18 votes:
[image from pages.cthome.net too old to be available]

Please link to http://www.ratemykitten.com/ratemy/kitten
 
2005-01-07 2:56:31 PM  
18 votes:
[image from g.myspace.com too old to be available]

I made this one a while ago for use as an icon. Thank you ready.gov.

--WhiskeyBoy
 
2005-01-07 3:21:39 PM  
18 votes:
[image from img115.exs.cx too old to be available]

link to http://www.apple.com/ipod/
 
2005-01-05 4:54:23 PM  
17 votes:
[image from encodedrecords.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-05 5:53:30 PM  
17 votes:
[image from grace.speakeasy.net too old to be available]
 
2005-01-06 3:23:08 PM  
17 votes:
[image from voopa.home.comcast.net too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 3:13:12 PM  
17 votes:
[image from img119.exs.cx too old to be available]

/link to any inappropriate web site
 
2005-01-07 3:19:25 PM  
17 votes:
[image from members.cox.net too old to be available]
 
2005-01-05 11:42:10 PM  
16 votes:
[image from idisk.mac.com too old to be available]

Please link to http://www.timecube.com/

/Gene Ray - that makes sense, right?
 
2005-01-05 4:36:38 PM  
15 votes:
[image from home.grandecom.net too old to be available]

[image from home.grandecom.net too old to be available]

Please link to http://www.bloodshotlens.com/
 
2005-01-07 3:24:51 PM  
15 votes:
[image from usera.imagecave.com too old to be available]

http://earthblue.net
 
2005-01-07 4:50:24 PM  
15 votes:
[image from members.aol.com too old to be available]

You can link to my site. www.spookymonkey.net.
 
2005-01-07 6:29:51 PM  
15 votes:
Now with a day later voting.
[image from cerie.weownthis.com too old to be available]

Link to http://www.walmart.com
 
2005-01-07 3:21:30 PM  
14 votes:
damn its over 100 comments already.. late again!
[image from fingertight.net too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 5:49:19 PM  
14 votes:
[image from armadillotales.com too old to be available]

http://www.armstrongwilliams.com

(or if that gets you a cease & desist, http://sterlingnorth.livejournal.com -- my website. And I'm willing to sell myself as a pundit to the highest bidder.)
 
2005-01-07 5:53:53 PM  
14 votes:
[image from img159.exs.cx too old to be available]
link to http://www.rxoptical.com/

/first ps
 
905
2005-01-07 1:48:07 PM  
13 votes:
[image from users2.ev1.net too old to be available]

Da linky.

http://users2.ev1.net/~robertl25/QTVMain1.htm
 
2005-01-07 9:57:27 PM  
13 votes:
[image from zanshien.com too old to be available]

Link to http://www.dndorks.com
 
2005-01-07 2:19:31 PM  
12 votes:
[image from vunct.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 3:04:24 PM  
12 votes:
[image from img159.exs.cx too old to be available]


link to http://www.jergens.com
 
2005-01-07 10:19:32 PM  
12 votes:
[image from img-host.info too old to be available]
 
2005-01-05 2:54:59 PM  
11 votes:
[image from encodedrecords.com too old to be available]

/old joke?
 
2005-01-07 8:25:48 PM  
11 votes:
125x125:
[image from img158.exs.cx too old to be available]
468x60:
[image from img158.exs.cx too old to be available]
Because it'd be nice to have a vacation from ads (for those that don't already block them).
 
2005-01-07 10:19:29 PM  
11 votes:
[image from bryangraham.com too old to be available]

[image from bryangraham.com too old to be available]

I don't really care where you link it, but the International Cake Exploration Societe (http://www.ices.org/) needs your donations.
 
2005-01-05 4:22:51 PM  
10 votes:
[image from img46.exs.cx too old to be available]
can link to http://www.hylands.com/
 
2005-01-07 12:39:51 PM  
10 votes:
[image from user.fundy.net too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 2:26:27 PM  
10 votes:
oldie but goodie?
[image from ageowns.com too old to be available]
link to MillionairePlayboy.com
please.
Thanks
 
2005-01-05 3:53:35 PM  
9 votes:
[image from copland.udel.edu too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 4:00:00 PM  
9 votes:
Last one.
[image from tombowl.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 4:56:10 PM  
9 votes:
 
2005-01-08 12:23:58 AM  
9 votes:
[image from dorothynelson.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 2:16:02 PM  
8 votes:
[image from homepage.mac.com too old to be available]

Presenting The Fartfull.

*baked beans not included
 
2005-01-07 2:51:35 PM  
8 votes:
[image from photodump.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 3:21:17 PM  
8 votes:
 
2005-01-07 5:20:11 PM  
8 votes:
 
2005-01-08 11:50:34 AM  
8 votes:
[image from img119.exs.cx too old to be available]

/link to www.coke.com

/from a T-Shirt sold in Japan
 
2005-01-07 3:32:56 PM  
7 votes:
[image from groups.msn.com too old to be available]
link to http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
 
2005-01-07 4:09:39 PM  
7 votes:
[image from rendoredunconscious.com too old to be available]

Link goes to fark.com (obviously)
 
2005-01-07 4:30:59 PM  
6 votes:

[image from img23.exs.cx too old to be available]



i tried to get F A R K in some advertising speak, but the best i could get was so contrived (Fresh (or fast) Audience(or advertising) Returns Kinesis) that i thought fark that
 
2005-01-07 5:15:06 PM  
6 votes:
[image from dvynitycentral.com too old to be available]

/quick
//dirty
///virgin
////that didn't sound good
 
2005-01-07 3:52:36 PM  
5 votes:
[image from tombowl.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 5:09:09 PM  
5 votes:
Late but I had to do it.

[image from home.cfl.rr.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 5:21:12 PM  
5 votes:
[image from jbslog.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 7:53:21 PM  
5 votes:
Viva Monkey Island! And George Zimmer!

[image from homepage.mac.com too old to be available]

Please link to the SCUMM Bar: http://www.scummbar.com/
 
2005-01-07 4:15:35 PM  
4 votes:
[image from img.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-07 4:25:27 PM  
4 votes:
 
2005-01-08 6:33:22 PM  
4 votes:
 
2005-01-07 3:55:44 PM  
3 votes:
[image from tombowl.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-08 12:25:25 AM  
3 votes:
[image from img133.exs.cx too old to be available]
Mods delete previous, this mutha pops
 
2005-01-08 2:43:06 AM  
3 votes:
[image from img105.exs.cx too old to be available]

Oh yes, I went there.... a little late though
 
2005-01-08 3:56:32 AM  
3 votes:
[image from home.earthlink.net too old to be available]

With appologies to all the previous sbb parodies, but I couldn't resist.
 
2005-01-08 5:58:21 AM  
3 votes:
First one,
[image from img.photobucket.com too old to be available]

Please link to,
http://invisionfree.com/forums/The_East_Pacific/index.php
 
2005-01-07 4:23:38 PM  
2 votes:
Oh what a horrible world this would be:

[image from img74.exs.cx too old to be available]

http://www.bigfatsteamingblog.com
 
2005-01-07 5:43:08 PM  
2 votes:
 
2005-01-07 6:47:52 PM  
2 votes:
[image from geocities.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-08 2:39:15 AM  
2 votes:
[image from img.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-08 5:27:18 PM  
2 votes:
 
2005-01-08 6:56:10 PM  
2 votes:
here's an ad Cage over at Wackbag.com did...

[image from imagestash.com too old to be available]

you can link it to any of the o&a sites... foundrymusic.com, opieandanthony.com, xmradio.com.

now with voting goodness!


.//chris
 
2005-01-07 6:05:39 AM  
1 vote:
[image from img150.exs.cx too old to be available]
 
2005-01-08 12:24:07 AM  
1 vote:
 
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