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(AP)   Criminal tip: If you have outstanding warrants, don't smash a police car because Burger King ran out of fries   ( divider line
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7069 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jan 2005 at 1:54 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-01-04 10:31:50 AM  
Glad the cops caught him in time...before the clerk also told him they were out of those little ranch dressing packets.
2005-01-04 10:36:17 AM  
Luttman was charged with resisting arrest, drunken driving, fleeing police, reckless driving, harassment, disorderly conduct and institutional vandalism (for allegedly damaging the police car).


The man with Luttman wasn't charged, but was taken into custody on an outstanding warrant, police said.

The passenger, not the driver, was taken in on the outstanding warrant. The driver was the one that flipped out. The moral here is, if you have outstanding warrants, don't hang out with people that will pull this crap at a Burger King and end up putting you back in jail.
2005-01-04 10:39:12 AM  
For french fries? No. But I'd tear some shiat up if they ran out of onion rings.
2005-01-04 10:58:22 AM  
My brother once threw Taco Bell hot sauce packets at this guy dressed up as a Ninja Turtle.

Why, I dunno.

/got nuthin
2005-01-04 11:29:22 AM  
Thera: For french fries? No. But I'd tear some shiat up if they ran out of onion rings.

2005-01-04 01:57:47 PM  
I once set a man on fire because he ordered the last Chicken Ranch sandwich at Chili's. Don't you lecture me on patience, FARK
2005-01-04 01:59:41 PM  
If you do not have warrants, proceed.
2005-01-04 01:59:42 PM  
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2005-01-04 01:59:50 PM  
Besides, only McDonald's fries are worth a Criminal Record...

/has wanted McDonald's for the last few days
2005-01-04 01:59:52 PM  
I think I'd like to try the fries at that Burger King.
2005-01-04 01:59:59 PM  
I always wondered in prison, will they prevent him from eating Freedom Fries as a matter of priciple ?
2005-01-04 02:01:02 PM  
I tried to use a $2 at Burger King once and they thought it was fake...
2005-01-04 02:01:05 PM  
First Social Security, then fries...who wouldn't be pissed?
2005-01-04 02:01:17 PM  
Luttman's father said his son has an attorney but he didn't know his name. The elder Luttman said his son has had run-ins with local police and said they don't like his son. Fairman said he's never before dealt with Gregg Luttman.

Wee doggy, Jethro, Hee haw!
2005-01-04 02:01:33 PM  
well, did he already pay for them, and the drive through guy just smirked at him and said 'oh well?'

that would pissed me off, too.

also, how the heck does a burger king run out of FRIES?
2005-01-04 02:01:55 PM  

Fries are done.
2005-01-04 02:02:22 PM  
How are outstanding warrants different than regular warrents. Is one better than the other. If you have an outstanding warrant does that mean that you get to be in an outstanding jail cell? Do you get an outstanding juge? Outstanding food?

/loves screwing with the English language.
//Not troling, just poking fun.
2005-01-04 02:02:46 PM  
"also, how the heck does a burger king run out of FRIES?"

I take it you have never seen the brain trust at the BK near me
2005-01-04 02:03:39 PM  
also, how the heck does a burger king run out of FRIES?

Despite their reputation, sometimes burger king can't recruit the best and the brightest.

/first job
2005-01-04 02:04:26 PM  
I'm guessing you're not going to find too many people who smash up a police car because of french fries who don't have an outstanding warrant or two - it's pretty much part of the package...
2005-01-04 02:04:29 PM  
I've been to a Taco Bell that claimed to have run out of BEEF, fa chrissakes. Some of these places flat-out don't know what the fark they're doing
2005-01-04 02:06:36 PM  
If they were Fry King, I'd be angry.
2005-01-04 02:08:18 PM  
I'd be pissed too. Good for him.
2005-01-04 02:12:36 PM  


2005-01-04 02:13:12 PM  
You guys should have seen what happened when someone smudged his pumas.
2005-01-04 02:18:24 PM  
pointless mcdonalds story:

I live down the street from the worlds nastiest mcdonalds. I have been in there ONCE.

now, ignoring the fact that the mcdonalds smelled like a cross between spoiled milk and a nasty mop bucket (the kind where the water is changed once a week) i was hungry so I thought i would get some food.

There were three women behind the counter, all were morbidly obese black women with hige hairdos and super-long fake fingernails all painted up snazzy.

Some old ladies in front of me were ordering a burger and fries. The lady behind the counter brought the women over their tray. The tray had fries spilled all over it instead of in the frie container. The old lady asked to have her fries properly served. So the lady behind the counter starks grabbing the fries with her bare hands and shoving them into the fry container.

Horrified, the old lady asked to see the manager. So the fat black lady behind the counter turned to her complete clone next to her and said 'DIS LADY GOT PROBLEMS!'

thats when I walked out and never went back.
2005-01-04 02:18:37 PM  
God, these PSAs sure do harsh my mellow...
2005-01-04 02:19:33 PM  
Hope they got good fries in prison...
2005-01-04 02:22:55 PM  
Oops - my first greenlight and I didn't read close enough to see it was the other guy in the car with warrants.

But yeah, the whole package kind of blends together.

For what it's worth, I was at Pizza hut once when they ran out of crust.
2005-01-04 02:23:09 PM  

I don't know precisely why, but that story cracked me up.
2005-01-04 02:25:57 PM  
I went to a KFC one night, and they said, "We all outta chicken."

It was near closing time...gee, do you think they were really out of CHICKEN???????????

/guess that was better than receiving Chicken-N-Spit.
2005-01-04 02:29:47 PM  
My husband was a swing manager at McDonald's back in his youth, and saw firsthand how unnecessarily nasty people got over damned fast food. Take, for example, this exchange that took place when my husband was working by himself at a McDonald's Express in a gas station. The customer in question was a gentleman who had brought his entire family into the store to witness his attitude:

Customer: I'd like four cones, please.

Manager: I'm sorry, we don't have a soft-serve machine here.

C: Whaddaya mean you don't have ice cream?

M: This is a McDonald's Express. We have limited space and so we can't offer all the menu items a full-sized McDonald's can. If you want ice cream, there are frozen ice cream bars for sale at the gas station convenience store, and there is a doughnut shop across the street that sells soft-serve cones.

C: But I wanted the 49 cent cones! Crappy McDonald's! (walks out in a huff with kids in tow)
2005-01-04 02:29:48 PM  
I think the worst Burger King I was ever in was in Portland, Oregon...messy, grimy interior.

I had a bus to catch back to Seattle and remember standing, waiting way too long...part of the reason was the counter person was giving out free food to an off-work person, just blatantly piling Whoppers, fries, onion rings, and chicken sandwiches into two big bags...and the other person was like "huh-uh...I don't want that. Why don't you send it back with some cheese?"
2005-01-04 02:34:17 PM  
Worst mcdonalds experience ever? The runny egg mcmuffin.

Almost ruined those things for me.

2005-01-04 02:42:03 PM  
Worst mcdonald's experience i ever had was in Dayton Ohio at the now defunct location on Salem Avenue in Dayton View (real ghetto neighborhood), I went in there, and as i was waiting to place my order, some woman came up to the counter and yelled "I WANT A NEW BURGER, THIS ONE HAS A ROACH IN IT!" i looked, walked out, and never returned. The health department shut them down 2 days later. It's never reopened since.
2005-01-04 02:43:56 PM  
good lord, if you got a burger with a roach in it, WHY WOULD YOU WANT ANOTHER?
2005-01-04 02:49:41 PM  




By the In-and-Out burger, Walter.

STFU Donnie!
2005-01-04 02:52:04 PM  
BlorfMaster: beats me.. i think she was just a retarded moron. I know i lost my appitite after that..
2005-01-04 02:55:14 PM  
What a winner. I love it when enraged stupid people throw tantrums in public and the cops get to see it.

sayonara, sucker.
2005-01-04 02:57:15 PM  

Horrified, the old lady asked to see the manager. So the fat black lady behind the counter turned to her complete clone next to her and said 'DIS LADY GOT PROBLEMS!'

OMG... that's funny/sad
2005-01-04 03:04:26 PM  
I had a pizza delivered that had short curly hairs on it. We didn't eat any before seeing it.

Still can't eat pizza.
2005-01-04 03:14:40 PM  
Outstanding warrants in Arizona is a combination of multiple warrants, negligence in aknowledgement of the warrants (not showing up for the court hearings) and getting cited for the same crap you have a warrant for.

As Sheriff "some guy with a mustasche and some southern terminology I have never heard of" explained as he was handcuffing me for getting on a carpool entrance by myself. It was almost worth it.

/6foot5 black guy
//VW golf is the only car I will ever purchase
2005-01-04 03:14:50 PM  
I worked in a Taco Bell on a really overcrowded retail-nightmare Mobius strip where there was a McDonald's every five blocks or so, not to mention other things. People come in, all thirsty, and want a milkshake.
"It's Taco Bell, we don't have milkshakes. (Whispers quietly) See the Sonic(c) burger over there? They have great milkshakes!"

--Dumb customer: "Don't you have mexican milkshakes?"
(Think to myself, about using ice cream and hot peppers and serving it up)
"No, we don't have mexican milkshakes."
--DC "Well, get them!"
And you know, as a minimum wage cashier, I made all the important decisions, I could implement million-dollar changes, throughout the entire Yum! corporation in fact, right there from my greasy little register. Get Jalepeno poppers? Sure, I'll get right on that! I'm playing Golf with Glen Bell after work!! I'll tell him about these Mexican milkshakes right away!!
One of them threatened to trash the place if they didn't get their way. If you're like me, and I know I am, America is quickly turning really psycho.

Dumb farking people. They stared at the Value Menu and thought they could get all the items for less than a dollar.
2005-01-04 03:23:09 PM  
I went to the Buger King across the street from Charity hospital in New Orleans for a breakfaft ham egg and cheese biscuit and was given a ham egg and cheese croissant. When I told the person behind the counter that she had given me the wrong thing I got a "oh no you didn't,that what you ordered!" she then told me it would be 30 more cent. As I put the money on the top counter the nickel slid to the lower counter and at that point I got a very animated and loud "oh un-ugh, I ain't givin you no biscuit,You threw the money at me and I ain't gonna wait on you" She refused to give me both my biscuit or the money back. Manager came over and when I told her what happened. Person behind the counter now states her case to the manager."This white man got a attitude problem!"Got my money. Left. Never going back! Buger King S*cks!
2005-01-04 03:32:59 PM  
I couldn't get a Border Bowl at Taco Bell one time becuase they were out of rice.

That just proves that Taco Bell is not a legitimate Mexican restaurant.

...well, that along with everything else.
2005-01-04 03:33:49 PM  
my local del taco once ran out of tortillas...
i was pretty pissed, but found it extremely funny. good thing the police didnt have to intervene with their easy kickout windows squad cars.
2005-01-04 03:48:25 PM  
2005-01-04 03:48:42 PM  
Doesn't it take like, 2 minutes, to make fries in the unlicensed nuclear cooking mechanisma they have in these places?
2005-01-04 03:51:21 PM  
He paid for the fries and was told they were out. Meanwhile,
his sandwich is getting cold, etc.. I would have gotten mad
too. I would have asked for a refund. I mighta cussed some
2005-01-04 03:52:01 PM  
Hey! This hamburger has a cockroach in it! And it's too small!
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