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(ESPN)   Duke player, famous for teabagging incident, gets the first start of his career and promptly breaks his foot   ( sports.espn.go.com) divider line
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2005-01-04 12:00:30 PM  
2005-01-04 12:16:36 PM  
Darn it, I was going to use "Reggie Love" as my next porn name.
2005-01-04 12:48:39 PM  
Duke teabags, then sucks?
2005-01-04 04:18:43 PM  
Who cares, it's basketball.
2005-01-04 04:19:45 PM  
-1000 for leaving Duke Sucks off the headline.

/Duke Sucks
2005-01-04 04:20:17 PM  
2/2.4 per...Duke's gonna have to pick up the slack on this one...
2005-01-04 04:20:20 PM  
What's the teabagging incident?
2005-01-04 04:20:23 PM  
teabagging incident? Never heard about it. I guess that's what happens when you don't follow organized stupidity, err, I mean sports.
2005-01-04 04:20:54 PM  
Duke sucks.

/didn't RTFA
//doesn't need to
2005-01-04 04:21:56 PM  
Duke indeed does suck.

/Fear the Turtle
//See you on Jan 26.
2005-01-04 04:22:38 PM  
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2005-01-04 04:23:11 PM  
teagbagging incident? gory details, por favor
2005-01-04 04:23:17 PM  

Duke sukes

2005-01-04 04:24:25 PM  
They TOTALLY suke!!
2005-01-04 04:24:31 PM  
wth is the teabagging incident?
2005-01-04 04:25:11 PM  
pics of incident (some NSFW):

2005-01-04 04:25:25 PM  
Karma, baby.
2005-01-04 04:25:48 PM  

Answered my own question.
2005-01-04 04:25:54 PM  
What we need here is for someone to point out that Duke sucks, so here goes:

Duke sucks.
2005-01-04 04:27:01 PM  
As to the Teabagging incident:
He passed out at a NC State frat party. The rest is internet history.
2005-01-04 04:28:26 PM  
MAke that a UNC Frat party.
2005-01-04 04:29:04 PM  
When coach k says he "feels badly" does that mean there's something wrong with his sense of touch?

If he has a bad feeling, then he should say he feels bad, not badly.

I hate everything about that ratman.

As for the tea-bagging, I seem to remember pictures of this fellow circulating on the web about a year ago. It seems he got drunk at an unfriendly frat house. Some fun-loving frat boy placed his member on young Reggie's head.

Go Heels.
2005-01-04 04:29:10 PM  
show me: Duke teabags, then sucks?

2005-01-04 04:29:12 PM  
what? does passing out at a frat party = good he broke his foot? details fellas details please.
2005-01-04 04:29:20 PM  
Bow down to me, for I am a prophet and can predict the future. Witness my miracle:

I was thinking to myself, "Even with all the focus on the teabagging incident and Duke in this headline, I doubt we'll get more than a few posts into this sports thread before some asshat comments about how basketball and/or sports sucks or is stupid."

Thank you FlashLV and DasWiggy, for providing further evidence I am indeed Christ reborn.
2005-01-04 04:31:09 PM  
Basketball is a sport for wusses. Oh no I got slapped on the hand, FOUL. Gimme a break, pansy.
2005-01-04 04:32:51 PM  
i have never understood why one man would want his sack to touch another man. i mean yeah it's shaming and all, but....why are you intentionally touching your gentle-talls to another man?

and do chicks teabag eachother? If so, what do they call it?

This comes off a recent debate with friends who are girls, who refused to say if there was a chick equivalent to "cockblock".

I mean, do girls ever say "d00d, I'm totally gonna p*ssyblock (alternatley, powerusers can still call it a "c" block, UFIA) that girl and steal her man."

where my farkettes at? I want answers.
2005-01-04 04:37:22 PM  
WHAT A GAME on New Years Day!
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rock chalk
2005-01-04 04:37:23 PM  
FlashLV must be a lonely fellow to join a thread about basketball only to decry the sport. Maybe he thought it was a thread about teabags, and was saddened by the basketball parts.
2005-01-04 04:38:51 PM  
oh, a frat guy expressing their latent homosexuality on a passed out dude by dangling his nuts over his face while someone takes a picture for fond memories. Gotcha.
2005-01-04 04:39:14 PM  
I agree with you 100%. It's scarring enough to have my doctor tell me to turn my head and cough as he holds my balls. But at least that is for a somewhat good reason. As far as "pussyblocking," I never heard the term used, but it sounds pretty damn funny to me.
2005-01-04 04:39:47 PM  
and do chicks teabag eachother? If so, what do they call it?

2005-01-04 04:40:20 PM  
I wonder if the Fark Personals chick is related to Reggie...
2005-01-04 04:40:34 PM  
Duke might suck (look at all the pretty NCAA championship banners!) and this dude might not have the stats,

but DAMN. What a name...
2005-01-04 04:43:13 PM  
No victory and no career make Duke player something somthing.

/popped into my head
2005-01-04 04:43:24 PM  
Chick teabag = Camel Stamp
2005-01-04 04:43:46 PM  
do chicks teabag eachother? If so, what do they call it?

One of my fantasies.
2005-01-04 04:44:48 PM  

That was a hell of a game.

And just think, only 3 1/2 months until the Jayhawks annual March flameout.

Nothing against Kansas, but just sayin'.
2005-01-04 04:48:25 PM  
Was he passed out or was he just practicing taking a charging foul?
2005-01-04 04:48:27 PM  
It's pretty common for UNC boys to place their testicles on any unsuspecting male. Lord knows they can't get the girls to touch them.
2005-01-04 04:49:04 PM  
OK, sorry. Here I am.
2005-01-04 04:50:53 PM  
poppinjay: lol....
2005-01-04 04:53:17 PM  
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2005-01-04 04:54:37 PM  
I'm not going to say that college basketball sucks. I guess I see why people watch it, but I just don't enjoy it at all. But I have a question for those who actually do watch the sport:

How in the hell can you stand Dick Vitale screaming gibberish at you for the entire five-month season? The man gives me the screaming heebies.
2005-01-04 04:54:39 PM  
Duck Fuke
2005-01-04 04:58:57 PM  
Steve Perry: Chick teabag = Camel Stamp

Must remove chewed crackers from keyboard now...thanks alot!
2005-01-04 04:59:01 PM  
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here's some more ball smackin for you smurf types
2005-01-04 04:59:12 PM  
Pussy-blocking happens all the time. ALL THE TIME! To me at least. You know her roomate who NEEDS a ride home now.
Or the friend who can't sleep alone for JUST THAT NIGHT, AND THAT NIGHT ONLY!

/ahh, feel better now
2005-01-04 05:02:24 PM  
He just doesn't want to play other ACC schools where tea bags
will be displayed and students will be hooting in derision.

Yotum Scrotum!
2005-01-04 05:03:26 PM  
Reggie Love?

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