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(Some Guy) Weeners Johnny Depp. Safe for work?   ( johnnydeppfan.com) divider line
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2002-03-06 01:07:09 AM  
Probably not safe for the eyse, anyway... ;)
2002-03-06 01:11:29 AM  
I for one am distressed and disturbed by the alarming number of 'weeners' posts lately. We need more boobies.
2002-03-06 01:11:44 AM  
Christ on a cracker! Did ya'll see the poetry section? Good god I hope their medication kicks in soon.
2002-03-06 01:12:10 AM  
He picks good projects like Brad Pitt. I'm not gay!
2002-03-06 01:12:44 AM  

....thank you.
2002-03-06 01:16:22 AM  
he has a phobia of clowns... soooo.. just don't mail him clown photos or anything
2002-03-06 01:23:33 AM  
Very nice, eh vici? I love fark.

Slayerswine, he's one of the best actors of our generation, I do believe.
2002-03-06 01:24:58 AM  
Boobies? Wrong thread. Damn.
2002-03-06 01:27:45 AM  
Hey Vicious, what's the top word on your shirt? I can't make it out.
2002-03-06 01:28:13 AM  
I want more tits. And more ass. And more hole. Female of course. Fuel for my diesal-pwered fantasies...
2002-03-06 01:31:49 AM  
safe for work? those goddamn pop-ups are not safe for anywhere
2002-03-06 01:33:05 AM  
One question....Where's the weeners? =)
2002-03-06 01:33:23 AM  
ViciousDarling, I'd throw one in you, but I am also drunk so it cannot be really considered a complement.
(it took me 15 minutes to type this)
2002-03-06 01:50:04 AM  
Zenthik: Bead. T'was on the way back from the mardi gras fark party.
2002-03-06 01:51:57 AM  
Dildo_Sally: Interesting profile you got there...
2002-03-06 01:53:42 AM  
I loved him in 21 Jump Street...
2002-03-06 01:58:42 AM  
(passed out but woke up after my piglet bit my nose)

Yes Dildo Sally, that profile is both interesting and intriguing. It make me think a bit, and consider the issues raised on the Lifetime channel.
I am male scum, and must bow down to the one I serve. Sounds about right.
2002-03-06 02:25:32 AM  
Hey, if women wanna see some weiners, cool with me. I just would like to see more boobies on here everyday (in another thread I suggested a 1 boobie/1 weiner link ratio, I think that's fair), but I don't flame women for liking that. I think we all can agree that Dildo Sally is indeed a scary biatch, and one can tell from her logon alone that even though she professes to "hate all men", she finds herself trying self-defeating ways to best them all, all the while proving what a pathetic human being she is. I hope you never reproduce Sally, lest your spawn infect the earth with more of your rampant stink.

Hope you can get those batteries wholesale.

Oh, and you sound more like a Res Life person, rather than Admissions.
2002-03-06 03:23:42 AM  
where's the weiners?!?
2002-03-06 03:32:21 AM  
Johnny Depp is a weener!
2002-03-06 06:58:41 AM  
I always have to grin when reading his name... "Depp" is the exakt German translation of "retard", "idiot" and "fool".

"Das ist der groesste Depp, den ich je gesehen habe!"


"That's the biggest retard I've seen in my whole life!"
2002-03-06 07:17:49 AM  
me wants the full frontal!!
2002-03-06 07:44:37 AM  
I wish the males would quit biatching!! You guys get boobies every farking day at leaste 3 times. Johnny Depp is farking hot as hell yummmmmmmmmy
2002-03-06 08:10:55 AM  
mmm...Johnny Depp...a shiatty morning just got good...
2002-03-06 08:24:40 AM  
Stop the weiners, please
2002-03-06 08:47:09 AM  

I could care less about weener... (I have one) But if it brings in more Farkettes.... Sweet.

Mmm.. Booze.
2002-03-06 09:13:03 AM  
Oh yeah! This is one beautiful man!
2002-03-06 09:19:10 AM  
Yum Yum... I would treat that man like my personal roller coaster.
2002-03-06 09:20:22 AM  
2002-03-06 09:23:42 AM  
21 jumpstreet?!?!? What a disaster.
2002-03-06 09:26:03 AM  
finally! thanks to whoever submitted this
2002-03-06 09:38:24 AM  
He's taken ladies, too bad.........
[image from archersgreen.freeserve.co.uk too old to be available]
2002-03-06 10:18:08 AM  
personal roller coaster...CandyPink...that cracks me up. It brings up an interesting question...would he have a sign that says "you have to be this tall to ride this ride"?
2002-03-06 10:20:54 AM  
When Johnny Depp looks good, he looks very good. But sometimes he just looks dirty and nasty.

Remember guys....hunky guys always shower.
2002-03-06 10:21:27 AM  
Hahahahha!! I had this picture on my wall when I was 12...
2002-03-06 10:28:18 AM  
Johnny Depp is Mmmmm Mmmmm Good!!
2002-03-06 10:28:31 AM  
Enphinitie: No 'height' requirements here...but as long as we're playing amusement park, I would want to see him eat some cotton candy. ;)
2002-03-06 10:45:00 AM  
CandyPink...hence the name CandyPink?? ;)
2002-03-06 10:50:23 AM  
He sure is a cutie pie. Ilike the candids of him better than the posed. He looks more like a man- a bad boy- rrrowwrrr... The posed ones just make him look kinda swishy and I personally like my men to be manly men.
2002-03-06 11:09:34 AM  
::giggles:: yay! Johnny Depp!!

He did work with Christopher Walken too so he does have more of a fark tie in than your average good looking guy!
2002-03-06 11:20:16 AM  
Enphinitie: Something like that. :)
2002-03-06 11:20:31 AM  
Enphinitie: Something like that. :)
2002-03-06 11:21:15 AM  
ugh sorry...got impatient. Mods, delete one of those.
2002-03-06 11:44:47 AM  
hahaha...I was in a mtg and came up w/ a whole lot of them CandyPink...

"do you know you can get footlongs at the amusement park?"
"and corndogs?"
"ever ridden the tilt-o-whirl until you puked?"
"don't come on 'family day'"
"do they have a waterpark there??"
"what about waiting in the long lines?"

I'm not sure where I was going w/ any of those...but it made my mtg a little more interesting to see how many double meanings I could come up w/...I'm sure there are much better ones that I have missed...
2002-03-06 11:47:39 AM  
i was hopeing for an actual weener. :(
2002-03-06 12:03:27 PM  
a actual weener for you Daisyrae :)

2002-03-06 01:10:15 PM  
What a total babe
2002-03-06 01:41:32 PM  
Whoever posted this link, thank you!!!!! Might be a little weird, but I have a special fondness for Edward Scissorhands. Damn good movie, and Depp played him SO well.

-----03-06-02 06:58:41 AM Arcaist
I always have to grin when reading his name... "Depp" is the exakt German translation of "retard", "idiot" and "fool".-----
Thanks, Arcaist; you've ruined the name for me.
2002-03-06 01:45:48 PM  
HKWolf: dirty and nasty = good.

Slayerswine: I might be gay, but I can tell what a beautiful woman is. That picture you posted was disturbing. The vapid mannequin elf look went out in the late 80s.
2002-03-06 01:55:18 PM  
JOHNDX: Hey there...thank you very much for that pic-very nice :)
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