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(The Sun)   Page 3 winner gets dumped by the boyfriend who entered her into the contest   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2005-01-02 04:43:22 AM  
I promise I wouldn't dump her if she let me enter her.
2005-01-02 05:26:57 AM  
Still, you've got to admire the confidence of a guy who thinks he can do better than her.

2005-01-02 08:04:25 AM  
That girls has got to be really bad in bed.
2005-01-02 09:27:17 AM  
I'm very reluctant to hit it, as the boyfriend probably new some kind of terrible secret about her, like that she used to be a man.
2005-01-02 09:27:54 AM  
*new = knew
2005-01-02 11:38:49 AM  
What an odd time to realize he was gay
2005-01-02 12:07:22 PM  
someone needs to photoshop that pic with the caption "Somewhere someone is sick of her shiat"
2005-01-02 12:09:51 PM  

I don't know.

Boobies - Check
Knees - check

I'd sure ...

Then again, if I did, my GF might have something to say, and my GF is pretty special.
2005-01-02 12:10:37 PM  
Keeley, I'm free!!
2005-01-02 12:10:53 PM  
Rule #1 of dating: "No matter how beautiful or desireable a woman is, remember that somewhere, somehow, some guy is sick of her @#@%!"

She probably buys her boyfriend gunracks for christmas or something.
2005-01-02 12:11:43 PM  
SU, damn you and your ultra-fast posts! :P
2005-01-02 12:12:31 PM  
He dumped her becuase the guy is a rich and famous
globe-trotting playboy...and he could get any girl he wants,

What, he's a plumber?

Then he dumped her because he's farkin retarded, right?

2005-01-02 12:12:51 PM  
alcoholic_entropy and mrbah.. I was thinking the same thing.
2005-01-02 12:13:37 PM  
The beauty - who finishes a City and Guilds course at Lewisham College in July

An academic, to boot...
2005-01-02 12:14:17 PM  
"Keeley said: "I think he found my new life as a glamour girl too hard to cope with.""

Unless her 'new life as a glamour girl' included her sleeping with other guys, I think I'd personally find a way to muddle throguh the tragedy and hang in there.
2005-01-02 12:14:31 PM  
Must be a bunny-boiler.
2005-01-02 12:16:00 PM  
Hey, attractive people are allowed to have difficult personal lives too. Everyone gets dumped now and then. Except me that is, my Realdoll promises never to leave me as long as I store her properly and keep a tube of silicone on hand.
2005-01-02 12:17:17 PM  
Doolspin - It is BOOBIES. If you have been on
Fark for any period of time you should know that boobies are
equal to news in importance.
2005-01-02 12:17:35 PM  
Something tells me there's more to this story than the guy just getting tired of her.

Like maybe her new-found fame has turned her into a biatch. Or that he realized that she was 18 and becoming a model would lead her down a road of coke-fueled orgies and rather than deal with that later, he's getting out now.

Or, he's just a dumbass.
2005-01-02 12:20:56 PM  
Hot chick only makes up for self centered pain in the ass for so long.
2005-01-02 12:21:17 PM  
i think the guy's brilliant. you know she would have dumped him eventually making him look like an idiot. he'll probably have every other page 3 girl banging on his door wanting to bang him.

/or die a lonely, lonely man
2005-01-02 12:21:28 PM  
Yanks_RSJ: Or, he's just a dumbass.

I'll take DumbAss for a 1,000 Bob.
2005-01-02 12:21:52 PM  
Let's go with the linkage to all the naughty pics of her. I'm too lazy to look for myself.
2005-01-02 12:23:05 PM  
The fact that the guy's a plumber leads me to believe that 1) he's not particularly bright to begin with and/or 2) he's made lots of bad decisions in the past, so what's one more?

I apologize to any plumbers out there who might be offended by this.
2005-01-02 12:23:14 PM  
Yeah, she got dumped by her boyfriend now that she's famous. And the girls of Coyote Ugly are all single, too. And all the models who pose for Hef are all single girl-next-door types who write their own columns. It's not a ratings scam at all. coughbullscoffhit
2005-01-02 12:23:21 PM  
It's already been touched on here, but as the inspirational poster goes:

"No matter how beautiful she is...

[Picture of sultry babe striding out of the sea in bikini]

....Somebody, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her shiat"
2005-01-02 12:24:26 PM  
he should have "kicked her in the box and shoved her" instead...
2005-01-02 12:24:43 PM  
her quotes in the article about him not being able to cope - she sounds freakin' high maintainence... more than girls typically are.
2005-01-02 12:25:51 PM  
When the Sun gives a crap about our broken hearts and ended relationships, I'll give a crap about the ones they tell us about. Until then, they can screw off.
2005-01-02 12:27:18 PM  

Agreed... she probably tossed him to the curb and made up a story to get some free PR and sympathy...

I'm sure he's somewhere in England in a pub telling a roomful of people what a lying biatch she is...
2005-01-02 12:28:27 PM  
shes a pig. never deserved a plummer
2005-01-02 12:29:37 PM  
"The 18-year-old stunner was given the elbow just days ago by her plumber boyfriend."

Wow... That sounds painful, but I'm sure that there are plenty of women out there that enjoy this type of thing.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2005-01-02 12:31:03 PM  
"The 18-year-old stunner was given the elbow just days ago by her plumber boyfriend."

Wow... That sounds painful, but I'm sure that there are plenty of women out there that enjoy this type of thing.

Maybe the fact that he could fit his entire forearm in was the reason he dumped her.
2005-01-02 12:32:20 PM  

IIRC (and its been a while), according to _The Millionaire Next Door_, a plumber is more likely to be a millionaire than a lawyer. At least in the US. Maybe not such a bad decision after all.
2005-01-02 12:33:16 PM  
Aren't all plumbers tired of putting up with shiat?
2005-01-02 12:33:31 PM  
No matter how good looking she is, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shiat.
2005-01-02 12:33:50 PM  

i don't even know 'er!

sorry ... had to be done.
2005-01-02 12:33:58 PM  
http://www.redlightarea.com/area/articles/26/1/Keeley&%2339%3Bs-our-Pa​ge-3-win ner
I guess you can get tired of anything if you get it everyday.
2005-01-02 12:34:03 PM  
sounds to me like a possible case of really bad jealousy coupled with control issues.
2005-01-02 12:34:44 PM  
Her ex is a dumbass.

I'd hope she'd help me unclog my pipes sometime. ;)
2005-01-02 12:34:52 PM  
Tjos Weel:

IIRC (and its been a while), according to _The Millionaire Next Door_, a plumber is more likely to be a millionaire than a lawyer.

Good point. But at the same time, there are entirely too many lawyers, so their pool is dilluted quite a bit. Think about all the civil servants and pro bono types.
2005-01-02 12:36:42 PM  
Peaceboy: I promise I wouldn't dump her if she let me enter her.

dal: What an odd time to realize he was gay

Laughing my ass off over here.
2005-01-02 12:36:43 PM  
Why assume the plumber is an idiot? Prolly knows something you don't.

It's a never ending source of amazement to me that farkers assume a decent looking chick is also nice. No wonder most of you are lonely and bitter and can't sustain a decent relationship.

/of course I'm not talking about you
2005-01-02 12:36:55 PM  
Oh Yeah!!!! I'm on the rebound!

[image from evilmonkey.tv too old to be available]
2005-01-02 12:38:11 PM  
some hotties are not worth it!
2005-01-02 12:38:36 PM  
[image from i.cnn.net too old to be available]

I'd drive it
2005-01-02 12:39:26 PM  
Even if she was insanely tough to deal with...I'd tap that as long and hard (1.25l, for Jay-Z thread people) as I possibly could. Seems like even having a Page 3 girl as a girlfriend would be something to brag about for years to come, so why not have stories to tell about that one time on the kitchen table...
2005-01-02 12:42:00 PM  
Hmm...he took the original pictures of her that were submitted to The Sun, so would it be too unreasonable to hope that he's got better pictures/video stashed away somewhere? I think it's been at least a week or so since the last 'unauthorized' pseudocelebrity sex video surfaced.
2005-01-02 12:42:42 PM  
After seeing her pictures in the Shoop008's link, I have to say that I'd put up with almost anything to be hitting that on a regular basis. Jesus. <-not even christian
2005-01-02 12:50:34 PM  
The boyfriend is my hero.

He's a plumber who banged a hot chick that was most likely boring as hell and then dumped her. That's farking awesome.

Hero of the working man I say.
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