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2005-01-01 12:13:03 AM  
Was standing beside girl is was gonna marry last new years......

She's not standing here now....
2005-01-01 12:13:25 AM  
...And my efforts to fool the Fark filter are thwarted. Thwarted!
2005-01-01 12:13:36 AM  
2005-01-01 12:13:40 AM  
Happy New Year from West Virginia!

Here's hoping that we're all still around to wish each other a happy 2006, and that everyone prospers more often than not, and that our families are healthy and happy, and WHERE THE HELL ARE THE FLYING CARS?!

2005-01-01 12:13:51 AM  
Merry new year to all - liberal wieners and right-wing nutjobs both. God bless us every one.
2005-01-01 12:13:56 AM  
Happy new year!

I hope you're all miserable.
2005-01-01 12:14:01 AM  
my friends just played my new year's/birthday party. God bless America.
2005-01-01 12:14:15 AM  
Argh - be sure to watch Conan for his Central Time Zone New Year's Celebration!!
2005-01-01 12:14:35 AM  
Oh Yeah!!! The alcohol is flowing!!
2005-01-01 12:14:46 AM  
*clink* Toast to all of you - may your New Year be full of joy and happiness!
2005-01-01 12:14:52 AM  
We are the coolest of all TimeZone-Related-New Year's-Partiers
2005-01-01 12:15:09 AM  
Guinness...lots of...*hic*
Did someone on TV just say they love dick?
2005-01-01 12:15:19 AM  
2005-01-01 12:15:21 AM  
Yeah I'm bitter. Hubby is at work and I'm all alone. But hey, at least my new year started off better than the poor farker that got pulled over in front of my house not even a minute after midnight!
2005-01-01 12:15:21 AM  
Dear Friends in the Central, Mountain, and Pacific Time Zones:

I am writing to you from THE FUTURE, and let me tell you: 2005 is awesome!

I just got my jetpak and flying car. Everybody has lasers, silver jumpsuits are everywhere.

Also, Britney Spears: divorced.

Happy New Year.
2005-01-01 12:15:22 AM  
you eastern time zone farkers spoil all the suprise...fist Ken Jenning's wins and now this...hurmpf
2005-01-01 12:15:26 AM  
It's 2005...

I'm going to bed..

Happy New Years Farkers
2005-01-01 12:15:35 AM  
alexvdl: And why are you all in front of a computer on New Year's?

Because some of us don't have anywhere else to go.
2005-01-01 12:15:38 AM  
Mr. Programmer: is it sad to be all alone and drinking champagne?

yes... and that's exactly what i'm doing
2005-01-01 12:15:42 AM  
nuclear_asshat: She's not standing here now....

tomorrow's a brand new day, my friend.
2005-01-01 12:15:48 AM  
HNY Phillytown!!! Also, HNY in 3 hours to my bros in Van-city, BC!
2005-01-01 12:15:50 AM  
MelLuvsDMB: Argh - be sure to watch Conan for his Central Time Zone New Year's Celebration!!

I will!! It's already noisy as hell over here. (I live where fireworks are legal)
2005-01-01 12:16:24 AM  
rash: I'm going to bed..

nite Rash!
2005-01-01 12:16:31 AM  
Back east for the holidays, which is a probably a good thing since I doubt I could've kept it together another three hours.
May all accordions be forgot and so will tasty beers!
appy ewww earrrs!!

/Passes out on floor.
2005-01-01 12:16:42 AM  
Happy New Year!

May all your goals and dreams come true for the new year!
2005-01-01 12:16:44 AM  
Happy New Year you farkers
2005-01-01 12:17:09 AM  
I went in side when I first heard the phrase "Hey ya'll watch this" after someone got ahold of some large fireworks after consuming too much ethanol
2005-01-01 12:17:12 AM  
I just want to tell Far-kEasters: good luck...we're all counting on you.
2005-01-01 12:17:24 AM  
benfjackson: and let me tell you: 2005 is awesome!

did I get that raise?
2005-01-01 12:17:25 AM  
At least now we won't have lto listen to that godawful I'm sorry song. I hated it.

And I'm sorry for insinuating that any Farkers had lives. *L*
2005-01-01 12:17:38 AM  
Time for more New Year's abuse at the hands of Tiger Woods 2005 on the old PS2.

Rock on peeps!
2005-01-01 12:17:57 AM  
I got news on Xmas eve that I have to rewrite a paper by the third to not get kicked out of my masters program. Stress adn homework makes this NYE the worst ever. ALso my friends still think I'm kidding and will show up sometime in the next 45 min. Jokes on them.
Anyway happy 2k5 to all!
As god as my witness next year I am going to make up for this.
2005-01-01 12:18:01 AM  
You were forty seconds late, so Fark you.
2005-01-01 12:18:08 AM  
Hurray 2005!
2005-01-01 12:18:15 AM  
I haven't taken a shower all year! Bwahahaha!

/loves those jokes. My kids will hate me tomorrow after the fifteenth time I make one.

Happy New Year, y'all.
2005-01-01 12:18:27 AM  
Happy everyone yer new 2008.. guyzz.z.fjd
2005-01-01 12:19:01 AM  
hauieb notew yeaernrahb !!!

/thauds on k;ahe7wytbard
2005-01-01 12:19:23 AM  
alexvdl: And why are you all in front of a computer on New Year's?

Because the wife is very ill and all my bi friends had previous engagements. So there.
2005-01-01 12:19:27 AM  
Mr. Programmer: Your not alone my friend! But I opted for beer instead since I will be celebrating tomorrow night. So for now I am blessed to listen to some drunken idiot screaming "happy farkin new years" over and over next door. Which sadly happens every year.
2005-01-01 12:20:18 AM  

NY = fireworks illegal

My block is being lit up and I can hardly hear myself type!

Tomorrow's NewsFlash = "Stupid Bronx, NY kid blows up hand, two fingers found in gutter. Last heard saying, "I bet I can hold this stick of dynamite longer than you can!"
2005-01-01 12:20:18 AM  

You win.
2005-01-01 12:20:26 AM  
2005-01-01 12:15:42 AM Jkay [TotalFark]

nuclear_asshat: She's not standing here now....

tomorrow's a brand new day, my friend.

Thanks man. fark her anyway.

Here's to better relationships for all of us in 2005
2005-01-01 12:20:34 AM  
Happy Solar Orbit Cycle Everyone
2005-01-01 12:20:39 AM  
Little tip:

Don't ever, ever do a GIS for "ball drop" without the Safe Search on.


/happy farkin new year from Tennessee
2005-01-01 12:20:46 AM  
argh_dammit, alas, no raise but the tests came back negative! Congrats!

2005-01-01 12:21:00 AM  
You know your life has hit rock bottom when you're on the net at midnight January 1st. Albeit, it's only 9:20 here! teehee. God, my life sucks! :-p

/more booze please
2005-01-01 12:21:25 AM  
You know what this means dont you?

John Titor was wrong! Hah!

and a happy 2005 to you all..
2005-01-01 12:21:49 AM  
/party like it's 1999.

Oh shiat... I'm always the slow one.
2005-01-01 12:22:10 AM  
Happy New Year fools. 2005 will bring the first child for me and my wife. Should be an interesting year. WAHOOOOO!!!!

2005-01-01 12:22:13 AM  
Kangol Jay: hauieb notew yeaernrahb !!!

Does anyone even HAVE a ROT13 util anymore? This is like handing me an 8-track to play in my car.
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