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2005-01-01 01:03:22 AM  
Here's to another year of nonsensical photoshops!

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2005-01-01 01:04:26 AM  
For those for whom it's passed and for those of us for whom it's yet to come:

Happy Farking New Year!
2005-01-01 01:05:06 AM  

Who made all those Times Square thumbdicks wear the red dork hats? It looks like a mass gathering of Rustys from 'European Vacation'

That was their super duper secret anti-terrorism device! No one would blow someone up in such a stupid hat - its just too cruel!

It worked too!

Happy New Year!
2005-01-01 01:05:08 AM  
Happy New Year! um... yeah!
2005-01-01 01:06:23 AM  
Happy New Year! from St. Catharines, Ontario Canada
2005-01-01 01:06:26 AM  
Wow....a thread without a flamewar

/Happy New Year!!
2005-01-01 01:06:33 AM  
2005-01-01 12:54:11 AM Connecticut Sucks!

I need some blow! :-)

Did someone say blow?
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2005-01-01 01:07:02 AM  
OK, they're shooting their weapons in the air here in South Texas.

© must be past midnight or sumptim' so Happy New Year!
2005-01-01 01:07:22 AM  
Happy New Year, Fellow Farkers!

Sitting here, watching Conan...and the heads of Oprah and Jim Belushi just frenched each other to ring in the new year.

/desperately wants to be drunk right now
2005-01-01 01:07:28 AM  
happy new year perpol
i would like to thank the duder that gave me this TF account and stuff i hope he rememvers because i dont not. uh oh im online and typeing

//not a good thing
2005-01-01 01:07:43 AM  
la_cyberchicana: In which country's Spanish

Babelfish Spanish! <8)
2005-01-01 01:08:46 AM  
2005-01-01 01:08:51 AM  
Happy New Year central time zone Farkers.

I've heard at least 300 shots fired tonight. I live right in the middle of Little Rock.

2005-01-01 01:10:13 AM  
Didn't hear so many shots out by me. Ammunition is expensive damnit!!

Lots and lots of sparklies :) W00t!
2005-01-01 01:10:39 AM  
Happy New Years...
2005-01-01 01:10:55 AM  
Happy New Year Everyone.

Peace and prosperity to all in the new year.

/Off to bed....Polar Bear Swim tomorrow...yip!
2005-01-01 01:11:21 AM  
jingl bells jungke bmell jubkgle akll the way oh what fuyhn it is to ride n an whone whores open sleihgh
2005-01-01 01:11:28 AM  
A totally smashed farkette in KC wishes you all Happy 2005!
2005-01-01 01:11:32 AM  
woohoo!!! I'm still alive :)

Happy New Year Farkers!
2005-01-01 01:12:55 AM  
Holy cow, INTERNET 2005. OMG, make me laugh.
2005-01-01 01:14:13 AM  
If any farkers live in Oklahoma City, please stay away from Classen & 34th St. I can tell the difference between gunfire and firecrackers, and what I'm hearing ain't blackcats.

Happy new year, I guess.
2005-01-01 01:16:04 AM  
Goodbye 2004. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
2005-01-01 01:16:24 AM  
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2005-01-01 01:16:28 AM  
I'm pretty sure I heard gunshots, too. Our whole neighborhood is filled with smoke. I live in the middle of San Antonio. :D
2005-01-01 01:16:40 AM  
Boomer Sooner!
2005-01-01 01:16:46 AM  
silentrob66- don't get shot, lucky me in IL suburbia, just families and their fireworks.
2005-01-01 01:18:11 AM  
Happy New Year to all of you FARKers!!!
2005-01-01 01:21:34 AM  
this trhea dis dead!! COMON ITS NEW SYEARS!? WHERESth e biatches andh oeS?! WHRE ARE THR HOES!!?!1
2005-01-01 01:21:58 AM  
Happy ef'n New Years bastards
2005-01-01 01:22:33 AM  
Just saw the Sadies rock the farking socks off of the Horseshoe Tavern here in beautiful, majestic Toronto, and my good friends in the Frontier Index open for them.

Happy Farking New Year, world. I really hope it turns out better than the last one did.

/Cutting self off. Have had way too many. Will have more anyway. Self-imposed restrictions be damned.
2005-01-01 01:24:38 AM  
Happy New Year, Farkers. Farewell to this wretched year of our lord 2004, and welcome to twenty-aught-5.
2005-01-01 01:25:01 AM  
Happy Farkin New Year and may it be prosperous and full of health for all...its been a blast catching up on my daily intake of Fark, after all, its not news...Its just FARK!

Happy New Years, Farkers & Farkettes!!!
/off to bed now..
2005-01-01 01:28:39 AM  
I went to bed at 12:45 but I couldn't fall asleep without first logging into Fark to see if my hearing was correct. I had to be sure I heard Vince Neil yell "Hey Tommy, Happy F'n New Year" on the Tonight Show.....and as always Fark was right up to the minute with the late breaking news.

Happy F'n New Year fellow Farkers....and to the Crue....ROCK ON!!!
2005-01-01 01:29:59 AM  
Happy new Yera to all the poor bastards like myself who have to work
2005-01-01 01:33:28 AM  
did not look at all the talk but where is the headline for the Central Farkers?
2005-01-01 01:34:28 AM  
First thread hijack of 2005:

Earlier in this thread, I noted that my new year's resolution was to get me a Total Fark account. I left my PC to get a drink, came back, and lo and behold, find that my name has a TotalFark bar next to it! Ask, and it shall be given to you ... I also find that my profile has this notation: "$5 - One Month TotalFark Subscription - Non-Recurring." So do I need to send $5 to Drew? And if so, how do I do it?
2005-01-01 01:35:47 AM  
a_cyberchicana, at the endo fth emonth your tF ecxires, pay again then or get someone else to spongorer you, butjn you should be fine for a motnh
2005-01-01 01:37:05 AM  
is it just me or was 2004 a really shiatty year for everyone?

I guess I had a son in 2004 couldn't be that bad-- and spending the first hours of 2005 smashed isn't too bad either...
2005-01-01 01:37:25 AM  
Duke still sucks.
2005-01-01 01:39:03 AM  
Bah and goodnight. Duke still sucks
2005-01-01 01:40:24 AM  
Okay, I now have e-mail saying that stinkbunny sponsored me for a TF account. Thanks, stinkbunny! Reek on -- er, ROCK on!
2005-01-01 01:40:53 AM  
Happy farking New Year.
2005-01-01 01:41:03 AM  
Happy New Year everyone. Let there be plenty of boobies and beer for everyone!
2005-01-01 01:41:20 AM  
Mr. Programmer (at 2005-01-01 01:35:47 AM):

a_cyberchicana, at the endo fth emonth your tF ecxires, pay again then or get someone else to spongorer you, butjn you should be fine for a motnh

It's good to see drunk farkers now and again.


Happy New Year!
2005-01-01 01:42:04 AM  
Awwww....Happy Farking New Year all....I'm going to bed now. After I take the aspirin first. Anyway...Happy New Year's to all Farkers everywhere.
2005-01-01 01:43:01 AM  
2005-01-01 01:43:21 AM  
I match the man behind the bar for the jukebox
And the music takes me back to Tennessee
And they ask, who's the fool in the corner, crying
I say, little old wine drinker me.
2005-01-01 01:44:42 AM  

2005-01-01 01:45:03 AM  
I'm lucky i can type my farking passowrd.
happyt new year you farks.
i'm drunk as a skunk with no turning back'
yaay my first fark post of the nw ywar.
yaa y
who can read this i' don't know yaay.

who called his ex gf to tell her fark you and will regret it in the morning, i did i did!
yaay off to sleep it off and regret this post in the morning!
yaay beer!
yaay jamesons!
yaay to me!
2005-01-01 01:45:48 AM  

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