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2005-01-01 12:41:05 AM  
happy new year, y'all....from Lawrenceburg, KY
2005-01-01 12:41:35 AM  
Pie4Weebl - not a problem! His CTZ New Year's thing is sometimes better than the ball dropping in Times Square.
2005-01-01 12:41:36 AM  
man whhy do my figners get so? drunk

i mnot even that buzzed but i cant type
2005-01-01 12:42:21 AM  
mrvikings: Happy New Year from almost Canada!!

Watch out for Scott; he's a dick.
2005-01-01 12:42:25 AM  
Happy New Year from Orlando, Fl.... And for all of you west coasters.. You are all SOooooooo Last year!

/formerly from Los Angeles
2005-01-01 12:42:47 AM  
Un canteloupe feliz a usted y al anillo de espuma prohibido!

I'd be disgusted if I weren't laughing so hard. Does "anillo de espuma prohibido" mean what I think it does? Either way, thanks for starting off my new year with a good chuckle!
2005-01-01 12:42:55 AM  
I must say I had the best new years eve ever... I was all snuggled in bed with my fiance at midnight :)

Happy New Year all!!
2005-01-01 12:43:03 AM  
JKay: The whole day isnt gunna be bad... ill be granted liberty at noon. then its time to really bring in the new year.
2005-01-01 12:44:09 AM  
I was born in the Sixties, Grew up in the Seventies and Eighties, Matured in the Nineties..........IT'S FIVE YEARS ALREADY PEOPLE...CAN SOMEBODY NAME THIS FARKING DECADE ALREADY PLEASE???

/had to go a bit lewis black on everyone
2005-01-01 12:44:37 AM  
Vince Neil drops the F-bomb on Jay Leno. Crue still rules.
2005-01-01 12:44:44 AM  
Wow, this is going to be awesome! At midnite (CTZ), the Oprah head and Jim Belushi head are going to tongue kiss. I'm looking forward to it!

/on Conan
2005-01-01 12:45:02 AM  
nfkiller, The Ohzies?
2005-01-01 12:45:03 AM  

hooray! im not the only one pathetic enough to be home drinking alone.
/all this rum and i'm still sotally tober...dammit

oh, i've had a beer, a couple glasses of champagne, and i'm halfway through my second gin and tonic... and it's only been 2005 for about 45 minutes-and i'm unfortunately still sober, too
2005-01-01 12:45:14 AM  
2005-01-01 12:37:22 AM MelLuvsDMB

Am I drunk, or does that dog have two asses?
2005-01-01 12:45:29 AM  
skipped new years party on the account of busted knee from rollerblading. still drinking tho. goldschlager = best painkiller EVAR.

20 minutes till newyear in texas... so happy new year to everyone! esp you east coasters from the FUTURE. that's cool about the flying cars.
2005-01-01 12:45:43 AM  
It's called the "oughts," for those of you with no great-grandparents.

13 minutes and counting.
2005-01-01 12:46:00 AM  
PlatinumDragon: I feel your pain, penguin mints have gotten me through many a dance show (9 ish hours) where I couldn't have a drink in the sound booth.
2005-01-01 12:47:04 AM  
la_cyberchicana: Does "anillo de espuma prohibido" mean what I think it does?

Happy canteloupe to you, and a very forbidden donut.
2005-01-01 12:47:18 AM  
Jkay - I thought it was eat a toad?
2005-01-01 12:47:41 AM  
KatieLou1118- hon, I am envious
2005-01-01 12:48:02 AM  
Google has put up its New Year's icon. Nice.
2005-01-01 12:48:26 AM  
meepozoid - take an aspirin now and go to bed cuz your dead drunk!

2005-01-01 12:48:41 AM  
Here's hoping 2005 is a hell of a lot less interesting than 2004, y'all.
2005-01-01 12:48:50 AM  
yay its whsikey time

mmm my taste buds came back to life
2005-01-01 12:49:39 AM  
hey whats up guys.. what'd I miss?

/Boobies of 2005 well wait, i think its gonna change that to boobies.. well I wont find out untill i submit it
2005-01-01 12:49:40 AM  
Welcome to the year 2005, sponsored by Discover card.
2005-01-01 12:49:51 AM  
Youre here, youre queer....we'll get used to it.
2005-01-01 12:50:05 AM  
Fingers numb....eases emotional pain..wooo, im a headcase
2005-01-01 12:50:18 AM  
yup.. it did
2005-01-01 12:50:28 AM  
zippythechimp: eat a toad?

I guess it would be easier for most people to find a bug to eat every morning than a floppy hopping toad.
2005-01-01 12:51:45 AM  
May the new year be better than the last.
2005-01-01 12:51:57 AM  
seems to me, that we ought to celebrate some damn thing
2005-01-01 12:53:23 AM  
doe sanyone want toda cne with me?!~!?
2005-01-01 12:54:11 AM  
I need some blow! :-)

/i should stop the Jack :-p
2005-01-01 12:54:28 AM  
Where do I sign up for the class action lawsuit against Vince Neil, Motley Crue, The Tonight Show and NBC? I don't know if I can ever trust late night tv after tonight. What is a loner to do?

/traumatized 4 life
2005-01-01 12:54:33 AM  
Happy New Years Central time...off to fire my WSAR-10 with blanks into the street :)

2005-01-01 12:54:58 AM  
Mr. Programmer - I'll dance with you...who knows, I may even get lucky. ;)
2005-01-01 12:54:58 AM  
I once knew a lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

I once knew a lady who swallowed a spider.
It wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

I forget the rest.
I know there's a toad coming up soon tho, so just imagine that I remembered the words and laugh like a wiggley bear cub.
2005-01-01 12:55:35 AM  
2005-01-01 12:56:07 AM  
hear some gunshots here in central KY
2005-01-01 12:56:57 AM  
Darkwater - aren't you a little early? Conan hasn't even started his countdown yet.

2005-01-01 12:59:01 AM  

/not yet midnight on West coast but what the heck.
2005-01-01 01:00:15 AM  
STop YEllling.
2005-01-01 01:00:22 AM  
don't you mean let's here it for some kind of new year's celebration? Fark you all, celebrate it here.
2005-01-01 01:01:01 AM  

2005-01-01 01:01:54 AM  
Yay, Happy New Years central farkers!
2005-01-01 01:02:11 AM  
woo happy new year for us in the midwest!
2005-01-01 01:02:17 AM  
Happy canteloupe to you, and a very forbidden donut.

In which country's Spanish is "doughnut" rendered "anillo de espuma -- ring of froth (or foam)? In Mexico, a doughnut is a buñuelo; in Venezuela, it's a rosquilla. I thought you were wishing me "a happy melon and a forbidden ring of froth." Having seen "American Pie," I thought you were referring to something else entirely. I almost asked you if "anillo de espuma prohibida" was a reference to santorum (!).

Fun with Spanish ... happy new year, all the same!
2005-01-01 01:02:55 AM  
happy farking new year central time zone
2005-01-01 01:03:01 AM  
happy new year yi meixcnas!
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