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2004-12-31 09:58:50 PM  
To be, or not to be. That is the coconut
2004-12-31 09:59:51 PM  
You forgot coconut.
2004-12-31 10:01:26 PM  
Are you lookin' at coconut? Are you lookin' at coconut? Are you lookin' at coconut?
2004-12-31 10:01:39 PM  
"The first rule of coconut club is do not talk about coconut club."
2004-12-31 10:02:14 PM  
"Frankly dear, I don't give a coconut"
2004-12-31 10:04:18 PM  
"Four score and seven coconuts ago..."
2004-12-31 10:05:26 PM  
You want the coconut?! You can't handle the coconut!

ah voting
2004-12-31 10:05:32 PM  
"I think we're gonna need a bigger coconut."
2004-12-31 10:05:55 PM  
"There's an old coconut in Texas....Fool me once...."
2004-12-31 10:07:16 PM  
"Fo shizzle, ma coconizzle"
2004-12-31 10:07:24 PM  
Man...look at the funbags on THAT coconut!
2004-12-31 10:07:32 PM  
It's not Fark, It's
2004-12-31 10:10:00 PM  
"What's the matter? Cat's got your coconut?"
2004-12-31 10:11:31 PM  
"People who like this sort of coconut will find this the sort of coconut they like."

-- Abraham Lincoln

/now with voting goodness
2004-12-31 10:13:13 PM  
"It looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's coconut and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."
2004-12-31 10:14:22 PM  
"Give me coconut or give me death."
2004-12-31 10:15:00 PM  
"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue coconut - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red coconut - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
2004-12-31 10:16:13 PM  
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my coconut. Prepare to die."
2004-12-31 10:23:51 PM  
"Hey you... get your damn coconuts off her"

2004-12-31 10:28:49 PM  
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the coconut

The coconut is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. It's your father's coconut. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.
2004-12-31 10:31:32 PM  
"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his coconuts. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his coconuts."
2004-12-31 10:35:05 PM  
"Coconuts, motherfarker! Do you speak it?"
2004-12-31 10:35:21 PM  
"We have staked the whole of our political institutions on the capacity of mankind to govern themselves according to the Ten Coconuts of God."

2004-12-31 10:36:01 PM  
i'd coconut it.
2004-12-31 10:36:37 PM  
What you do not smell is called coconut. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadlier poisons known to man.
2004-12-31 10:39:02 PM  
"It was the way we had over here of living with ourselves. We'd cut them in half with a machine gun and give them a coconut."
2004-12-31 10:39:03 PM  
"Mr. Brown? That sounds too much like Mr. Coconut."

more qt
2004-12-31 10:42:19 PM  
The way your dad looked at it, this coconut was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this coconut up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the coconut. I hid this uncomfortable coconut up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
2004-12-31 10:42:51 PM  
Miss Jean Louise...Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your coconut's passin'.

/voting enabled for gopher321

It's my all-time favorite movie....just watched it again just before Christmas.
2004-12-31 10:42:55 PM  
You had me at coconut
2004-12-31 10:42:56 PM  
I find your lack of coconuts disturbing.
2004-12-31 10:44:20 PM  
Steve: Good night, Dana.
Dana: Good night, dad.
Steve: Get off the coconut, Dana. Uh-huh.
2004-12-31 10:46:05 PM  
Cop: This a new coconut then sir?

Showalter: Certainly is officer...still got that smell.
2004-12-31 10:47:09 PM  
"shiat, or get off the the coconut."
2004-12-31 10:50:14 PM  
She had a full set of curves, and the kind of coconuts you wanted to suck on for a week.

/naked gun
2004-12-31 10:50:59 PM  
Wait a minute, wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that you made a time machine....out of a coconut?!
2004-12-31 10:55:05 PM  
Minds are like coconuts; they work best when open.
2004-12-31 10:58:52 PM  
"This is the coconut that made the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs."
2004-12-31 11:04:16 PM  
Navin: "Hey Harry, look at this! What's the matter with these coconuts?"
Madman: "Die milk face! (more coconuts pop)"
Navin: "These coconuts are defective - they're springing leaks! Come over here and look at this!"
Harry: "Listen, you better run for cover or you're going to spring a leak!"
Navin: "Huh?"
Harry: "We don't have defective coconuts, we have a defective person out there!"
Navin: "He hates these coconuts! Stay away from the coconuts!"
Madman: "Die gas pumper! (the glass on a pump breaks)"
Navin: "Get away from those coconuts! (Navin runs inside the station)"
Navin: "There's coconuts in there too! (the gas station window breaks)"
Navin: "More coconuts!"
Madman: "Die you bastard!"
Harry: "He doesn't want to put holes in the coconuts, he want to put holes in you!"
Navin: "What?"
Madman: "Milk faced bastard!"
Navin: "Oh my God, I'm endangering your life! Cover me!"
2004-12-31 11:07:53 PM  
Wendy.. Darling! Coconut of my life!!!!
2004-12-31 11:08:21 PM  
"Coconut" -- Charles Foster Kane
2004-12-31 11:44:57 PM  
back off, get your own coconut
2005-01-01 12:07:24 AM  
"I used to have a boyfriend that would yell out 'Surrender Coconut!' when he came."
2005-01-01 12:52:19 AM  
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of coconut.
2005-01-01 01:50:57 AM  
Damn the coconuts! Full speed ahead!
2005-01-01 01:53:18 AM  
"Oh, coconuts. I can't wait to toss them." -Governator
2005-01-01 01:54:29 AM  
Ich bin ein coconut!

/not any goofier than the origial quote, but whatthehell
//now with voting goodness
2005-01-01 02:16:42 AM  
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my coconut, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
2005-01-01 03:47:23 AM  
Make like a coconut and get the fark out of here.
2005-01-01 03:48:02 AM  
"Whatcha gonna do when coconut-mania runs wiiiiild on you, brother???!!!"
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