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3198 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Dec 2004 at 3:36 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-12-31 02:51:50 PM  
Hoo Boy. Am I sorry about that.
Here are some flowers.
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Forgive me?
2004-12-31 03:40:21 PM  
I apologize for nothing.

I never do anything I regret... and you bastards deserve everything you get.
2004-12-31 03:40:42 PM  
Sorry I posted Boobies in every thread in the past month. I was blacked out and mad at my life, and I chose to take it out on you.

Will you ever forgive me?
2004-12-31 03:43:44 PM  
man to woman: Look, I'm sorry... 9 months in advance. Hey, wan't me to get you another drink?
2004-12-31 03:46:14 PM  
Sorry I wasn't wearing panties when waving to the passing motorists and the updraft caught my skirt.

...even more sorry for the 70s bush.
2004-12-31 03:46:37 PM  
I'm not teh drunk11!1
2004-12-31 03:47:39 PM  
2004-12-31 03:47:40 PM educated
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I'm sorry that voting wasn't enabled for the entire thread.
2004-12-31 03:47:46 PM  
West Virginia apology "I'z sorry I did-int realize that was YOUR sister, I thought it was MINE"
2004-12-31 03:47:47 PM  
Look, I'm sorry. There was a line for the bathroom and I couldn't really wait it was an emergency. I'll buy you a new blender, don't worry about it.

Oh.. yeah.. sorry about the "chocolate margarita" thing...
2004-12-31 03:49:35 PM  
wait wait.... its a federal offence!!!
2004-12-31 03:51:35 PM  
I did what?!?!? In your Tuba?!?!?!

Whoa. Sorry, dude.
2004-12-31 03:55:13 PM  
I'm sorry Im gonna go beer-goggling tonight and probably hook up w/ a gravitationally challenged girl...and im sorry my roommates are gonna make fun of me about it for the next month
2004-12-31 03:55:57 PM  
sorry i forgot to click the enable voting button.
2004-12-31 03:57:13 PM  
Uhh, I'm sure I didn't leave a drunken message for you at 3:00 in the morning, professing my love to you. I mean, we broke up months ago. Uhh, I don't think I even have your phone number anymore. Anywaygottagobye.
2004-12-31 03:57:40 PM  
I'm sorry i kept dropping peanuts down the front of your mom's dress and about giving your ten year old brother Viagra, now that was just funny!
2004-12-31 03:59:21 PM  
I am sorry I kept singing "Let the bodies hit the shore" all night long.

/plane ticket purchased
2004-12-31 04:00:37 PM  
Sorry about your mom blowing up Ricky.
2004-12-31 04:05:18 PM  
"I will put it on ice, you get in the car. Yes, I promise I will not throw it out the window."
2004-12-31 04:07:42 PM  
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2004-12-31 04:17:34 PM  
How was I supposed to know that the GGW cameramen were going to be there last night ?!
2004-12-31 04:26:00 PM  
I am just going to apologise to my liver in advance..

I'm sorry buddy!

/not so worried about telling people off when he's drunk
2004-12-31 04:26:25 PM  
2004-12-31 04:21:07 PM dramaticpause

I know what that means, and thats where you add, "well i have heard Kegel does wonders".
2004-12-31 04:27:27 PM  
I'm sorry I said your father is attractive.
2004-12-31 04:27:58 PM  
I apologize to those who are now small bits, and to those now covered in small bits, as a result of my taunting of the Dynamite Monkey.

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2004-12-31 04:33:44 PM  
I promise I'll remember to bring the K-Y next time...sorry...
2004-12-31 04:35:14 PM  
I'd just like to apologize to freda neato in advance for clicking on her profile at 10:20, 11:35, 11:46, 11:57, 12:00, 12:37, and 2:27 this evening.

/promises not to eat green roosters this year

/party...throw furniture..get naked...
2004-12-31 04:40:30 PM  
Hell, I'm sorry for most of the stuff I say when I'm sober.
2004-12-31 04:41:30 PM  
I'm sorry that the mods are going to get carpal tunnel from all of my post they are going to be deleting.

/Goes back under the bridge.
2004-12-31 04:41:35 PM  
I love me too but that's still gonna cost you 50 bucks
2004-12-31 04:45:39 PM  
We're having a pajama party tonight with another couple who are good friends of ours,and we're all gonna get trashed.

So:sorry to my wife in advance:
1:No,her and I didn't vanish together,we were in the back yard,talking.
2:When my buddy and I are playing Trivial Pursuit with you two,it's perfectly acceptable to put my unused pie-pieces in my beer bottle,and then drain the beer and put them in the pie.
3:I won't forget to turn off the oven after the nachos are done.
4:When you want to play vodka checkers,this time you're on your own,baby.
5:And "Auld Lange Syne"? If I start bawling like a baby and hugging everybody,deal with it. Love you.
2004-12-31 04:47:28 PM  
I'm sorry I farked your boyfriend with salad tongs.
2004-12-31 04:49:32 PM  
If I post later tonight, that means I probably didn't get laid. If that happens, I'm truly sorry.
2004-12-31 04:59:42 PM  
Sorry for the following votewhoring:

For every vote I get, I will post a high quality, original Boobies pic!
2004-12-31 05:02:44 PM  
Sorry I saw you and I heard birds sing
Sorry I touched you and I heard bells ring
Sorry I jacked off outside of your window
While you were sleeping, I thought you'd never know
Sorry I showed up at your wedding
Sorry I tried so hard to get in
Sorry I screwed up your picture
Sorry I had sex with your sister.

/ Nerf Herder song
2004-12-31 05:03:10 PM  
"I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future."

/mr. leach.
2004-12-31 05:08:51 PM  
I'm sorry I called everyone a douchebag. Even though most of you douchebags deserved it.
2004-12-31 05:10:17 PM  
"Dude... I honestly didn't know she was your sister, and how was I supposed to know that was your kitchen table we were on?!"
2004-12-31 05:23:16 PM  
I apologize for getting the crazy notion that since my piss was coming out clear from having drank so many beers last night that I thought it'd be funny to fill all the ice cube trays and the empty Evian bottles with my own special brand of 'water.'

Turns out that it's not really that funny and, besides, the Alka Seltzer I fixed to help settle my stomach this morning smells like piss and tastes like...burning.
2004-12-31 05:25:10 PM  
2004-12-31 05:19:35 PM OregonVet

Honga minutd plez nosh?

Toh zorry.

Morn blotting gatnex.
2004-12-31 05:35:01 PM  
Just kick me in the box and shove me.
2004-12-31 05:35:33 PM  
Sorry I actually stated what I feel. I know that pisses some of you off. Also, sorry for having to work tonight.

/not drinking.

A vote for me is a vote for .... um...... shiat, forget it.
/getting a drink anyway.
2004-12-31 05:48:18 PM  
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Sorry I guess I was a little high...
2004-12-31 05:51:38 PM  
To the Bar:
I'm sorry about the trash can, the urinal, and the bathroom sink. Send me a bill for the plumber

To Waffle House:
I'm sorry about what I did to the griddle. I thought that guy wanted his hashbrowns smothered, covered, and golden showered.
Also, sorry about the ol' penis-in-the-pecan-pie "magic trick" Hell, if David Copperfield could make the statue of liberty disappear, I thought for sure I could make my wang do the same
2004-12-31 05:56:21 PM  
Honey, it's actually called a "Chili Dog" and,
yeah, sure I'm sorry...(not really.)
2004-12-31 05:59:28 PM  
Sorry. No, really, I mean it. I swear she looked four.
2004-12-31 06:02:40 PM  
I sorey, I knot az thunk az yew drink I am...
2004-12-31 06:03:00 PM  
I aint sorry about make me a sandwich, play with my balls, and shut the f--k up.
2004-12-31 06:15:06 PM  
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I did what with whom when and how? What was in that drink anyway?
2004-12-31 06:21:23 PM  
heck, i'm sorry i'm alone again on new year's.
2004-12-31 06:28:30 PM  
Dear Mrs. RevBigfoot,
I am so sorry that I got wasted, analy violated you and then passed out when I was done. I know I owe you some "cuttle" time and I will give that to you on Valentine's day.

Yours truly,

PS- I'm sorry I shot it in your hair.

/This is my plan, hopefully she won't be too pissed
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