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(Some Alias) Boobies Five pages of high-res Jennifer Garner. Your life outside the computer room surrenders (SFW, NSF social life)   ( divider line
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168462 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Dec 2004 at 5:29 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-12-29 09:00:31 PM  
she kinda has that sarah jessica parker-post-op-transformer look to her... it's strange. i'd still hit it though, still she was unrecognizable. then she wouldn't need an alias.

does this mean i like post-op transexuals? i suppose we'll see...
2004-12-29 10:06:02 PM  
Finally my 23in. monitor has been put to good use! YAY!
2004-12-29 10:46:33 PM  
good god the size and clarity heh
2004-12-29 11:54:06 PM  
Good god the lack of nudity. Where are those hi-res fakes when you need them?
2004-12-29 11:59:05 PM  
she's a GIANT!
2004-12-30 12:12:34 AM  
Sorry ... not into women ... my life outside of the computer remains. :)
2004-12-30 12:47:07 AM  

/Love the boots
2004-12-30 04:32:25 AM  
Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it like it owes me money..

but she's slightly above average-looking. (as long as 'average' isn't Wal-Mart cashier.)

Most of these celebrity chicks are just regular hot chicks that you'd see at the mall who happened to get lucky with media exposure due to family ties or the infamous and unlikely "talent." Porn stars wish they had the same image tweakers as these actresses because, hey, you'd probably hit Ashlee Simpson. Eh, so would I, but still.
2004-12-30 05:40:33 AM  
I owe you a beer.
2004-12-30 05:46:46 AM  
eshe reminds me of a girl I want.... to.... uh... hit
2004-12-30 05:51:38 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2004-12-30 05:56:12 AM  
ugh. she's got no figure and she looks like a dude with that manly jaw. where's the hotness? the fact that she can kick your ass? the fact that she REALLY CAN kick your ass?
2004-12-30 05:58:57 AM  
That's up close and personal.. check out her goosebumps in last section.... graaawr.. saxay
2004-12-30 06:01:35 AM  
oh, and that post was not even close to boobiefication. Sure there is very much skin but that is due to extremem closeup.
2004-12-30 06:01:42 AM  
Anyone else notice the visible booger on page 4?
2004-12-30 06:03:21 AM  
I used to think she was hot until I saw Daredevil. That dress in the ballroom scene just made her look like the most plastic woman alive. I was looking for the Made by Glad tag on her.

Not that I want to start a fake/real boobies debate; boobies are great either way. I am an equal oppertunity boob man. She just overall look fake in that scene. Anyways...

/would hit it and sell my story to the Sun :P
2004-12-30 06:03:29 AM  
Looks like she's shaved most of it off, at least for one photo:​l/jennif ergarner911060.html

/what's next for that flashlight?
2004-12-30 06:05:12 AM  
Never heard of the woman, but kudos to he who posted this. It's a genuinely interesting variety of pics of a genuinely interesting looking woman who is clothed in interesting and appealing ways. And in ultra-high resolution too. Right on!
2004-12-30 06:07:20 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2004-12-30 06:08:18 AM  
Thats pretty nice, old to me tho.

BTW: Boobies
2004-12-30 06:09:41 AM  
What the fark..... boobies?
i said....

my Boobies
2004-12-30 06:11:36 AM  
Looks like there may have been some clone usage on that pic you reefer-enced TedLNancy
2004-12-30 06:12:29 AM  
Those cheekbones and jawline make her look sort of like Skeletor.

Plus, her knees are wicked-sharp.

/would still hit it like Donnie Baseball.
2004-12-30 06:12:56 AM  
She kind of looks like Richard Cunningham's (of Happy Days) head on a girls body.
2004-12-30 06:14:21 AM  
SpinalTapp: You owe me a keyboard, and some windex for the monitor. :)

If this is what you call a boobies link, I fear for us all. I am, in fact, beginning to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion, Mr. Submitter.

Her face is kinda pretty, but those lips are way too big for me. I wonder if she's had the botox?
2004-12-30 06:16:48 AM  
Ah, another newbie owned by the filter. Kinda makes you feel warm inside.
2004-12-30 06:17:44 AM  
the pores are coming throught the screen
2004-12-30 06:21:27 AM  
So this is what Ben Affleck is hitting? Shes alright..kinda has that man jaw going..are those pre-fake boobie pics? I still would hit it..
2004-12-30 06:21:39 AM  
I think we might have a new "sharp knee" case here... take a closer look at her little toe... freaky.... they are distracting...
2004-12-30 06:28:57 AM  
She has a big forehead so obviously I wouldn't hit it.

/got nothing
2004-12-30 06:30:33 AM  
gah what a hideous vapid thing

too fragile, and looks like a post-plastic surgery burn victim

my cat could kick her ass, and my cat's a bit gimpy
2004-12-30 06:30:50 AM  
Why is everyone so nuts about this girl? Alias this, Elektra that, she's not good looking. That's not saying I wouldn't hit it if she were lying naked on an oak table right in front of me just begging for it, but... yeah.

Someone please explain the big deal about this chick.
2004-12-30 06:31:27 AM  
So general concensus is that she looks funny (forehead, jaw, knees, boobies, etc) but you'd still hit it?
That's kind of like every girl when I went to college at RIT.
2004-12-30 06:33:24 AM  
justin is usually on top of his game when it comes to the hi-res goodness....but i just can't get aroused this time.
2004-12-30 06:33:26 AM  
Woo! Approvination!

And she's hot. Stop trying to deny it.

I'll take that beer whenever you're ready.

2004-12-30 06:44:38 AM  

And she's hot. Stop trying to deny it.

I'll take that beer whenever you're ready.

Beer? Ha..I'd need several long island ice teas or barcadi 151 to consider that shes uber hot..
2004-12-30 06:44:38 AM  
Jennifer Garner is the hotness. And Alias is the best show on TV. So there.
2004-12-30 06:47:06 AM  
I'd hit it, video it and sell the video via the internet.

I love big lips!! Ah. And look at those brown eyes, so precious, and WHAT a body. Tasty.

You guys are SO damn picky.

Yay! More for me!! Teehee!
2004-12-30 07:02:16 AM  
I've always found Jennifer Garner attractive and beautiful. Thanks submitter.
2004-12-30 07:03:54 AM  
YaoBLING: any time you type "Boobies" it will print the word "boobies".
2004-12-30 07:04:55 AM  
and by "Boobies" I mean "Boobies"
2004-12-30 07:09:41 AM  
And I bet she's got talent.
2004-12-30 07:12:45 AM  
She's a man!!!!
2004-12-30 07:14:40 AM  
Man, she must thank God for post-production.
2004-12-30 07:18:46 AM  
I would definetly not hit it. There is nothing attractive about this woman. Too skinny, manly jaw, cheekbones so high they seem to come out of the top of her head, sharp knees, etc. Oh yeah, she's also too tall. I have no problem with women taller than me, most of them are, but she's just so manly looking that it would be creepy.

Seriously, this girl does nothing for me. Just what the hell is the arraction? She could play Skeletor, if they ever do another He-Man movie. SpinalTapp had it exactly right, she looks like a post-op transformer.
2004-12-30 07:20:06 AM  
One of the most unattractive women I have ever seen on television. I guess she slept with the right producer...
2004-12-30 07:32:29 AM  
I see no boobies. Plus, hasn't this show been on The Sopranos schedule, meaning it only shows 8 episodes every 2 years or something like that?

Last time I saw her on TV was when the Bucs played the Raiders in the Superbowl....
2004-12-30 07:33:20 AM  
Go on... hit it...

[image from too old to be available]
2004-12-30 07:36:21 AM  
She is far from Angelina Jolie hot.
2004-12-30 07:43:29 AM  
Jennifer who?

Why should I be interested in a fully-clothed, plain looking girl?

Not all that hot, in my opinion...
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