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(ChessBase)   Chess guy concedes he got Farked by lukket's contest winner   ( divider line
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2004-12-28 10:13:59 AM  
So, Kasparov = Fred Savage?

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2004-12-28 10:34:22 AM  
with credit to Fark! That's a first.
2004-12-28 10:46:05 AM  
Stupid webpage. They totally futzed the Lasker Lohman puzzle.

I bet every issue is April Fools.
2004-12-28 11:02:13 AM  
Devioussss they calls us, my Precioussss.
2004-12-28 12:14:50 PM  
I miss the good old days where everyone sung praises unto Ash2k.
2004-12-28 12:21:11 PM  
You're welcome to do that. He's one of the reasons I got hooked on Photoshopping here at ! :) Also, he's a cool guy to know.

I actually like that page. The puzzle with the missing knight was quite a challenge!
2004-12-28 12:48:13 PM  
sorry. I shouldn't have said stupid. But they did mess up their version of the Lasker puzzle.
2004-12-28 01:04:27 PM  

your pshop is hanging up in my office. someone found it and hung it up.. i caufght a few folks talking about it. i had to prove to them it was fake and that i "knew" the guy who did it.
i work with engineers and high-ranking military officials.. real smart they are!
2004-12-28 01:06:53 PM  
Thanks for the lovely music, Mr. Brain.
2004-12-28 01:12:16 PM  
Never mind. I was wrong about that too. :)
2004-12-28 02:22:58 PM  
"lukket" is now a word? Congratulations, sir.
2004-12-28 03:08:37 PM  
Greatness, my friends. LOL
2004-12-28 03:09:26 PM  
i'd "lukket" it
2004-12-28 03:09:27 PM  
So, I guess I should take that photo down from my office wall then....

/not joking...
//Was wondering what the big ass'd double wheel was for
2004-12-28 03:10:13 PM  
The music on that site is awesome!!
2004-12-28 03:11:23 PM  
I'm more impressed by lukket's political PS's:

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2004-12-28 03:12:45 PM  
check THIS out!
2004-12-28 03:15:17 PM  
lukket's pic is up at one of my clients offices, a county courthouse. heh.
2004-12-28 03:16:31 PM  
I think he meant "implausibility."
2004-12-28 03:20:00 PM  
2004-12-28 03:20:39 PM  
"An early version of Garry Kasparov.."

I don't know why, but I found that varry funny when I read it.
2004-12-28 03:22:07 PM  
All those people drowned!

2004-12-28 03:22:23 PM  
Ok the puzzles are great, but TURN OFF the tinny music. Please! Forget terrorism, forget world hunger--just stop people from putting that crap in the ears of folks who've done them no wrong. /not sarcasm, seriously it's very wrong.
2004-12-28 03:24:44 PM  
I do believe that lukket has now reached Wil's level of internet pseudo-celebrity.

All hail famous internet people!
2004-12-28 03:26:28 PM  
"Thats almost good enough to lukket some fools" . That will surely be the hip new catch phrase of 2005.
2004-12-28 03:27:49 PM  
As this is America...

Hay Lukket

You do realize that you own the copyright on this image, and profitable magazines are reprinting them without your permission?


i kid.
2004-12-28 03:29:13 PM  
Holy crap! Lukket has a Snopes entry and 'lukket' is now a word with a definition!

It's just amazing what one photoshop entry will do.

Next thing you know he'll be invited to the White House, or be interviewed by Larry King.
2004-12-28 03:29:20 PM  
2004-12-28 03:30:03 PM  
i thought i had a lukket one time...turns out it was just a stiffy.
2004-12-28 03:30:31 PM  
I guess we need a 'lukket' tag now.

I want a printout of this for my office. I know I'd catch huge numbers of people.
2004-12-28 03:30:34 PM  
Last puzzle:

1. f8=Q Kb4 2. h8=B Kxc5 3. b8=R Kd6 4.e8=N#
2004-12-28 03:32:42 PM  
"even ending up on"

That is either the funniest thing I ever read, or the saddest.
2004-12-28 03:33:37 PM  
My director at work pulled up that page yesterday, then wouldn't believe me when I told him it was a hoax.

//true story!
2004-12-28 03:33:56 PM  
So, Kasparov = Fred Savage?

I was quickly scrolling down the page and as I flew by that picture all I thought was "What does Fred Savage have to do with this?"
2004-12-28 03:37:06 PM  
Not to troll, but its not that good of PS ;) Maybe people are just dumb.
2004-12-28 03:37:14 PM  
Yeah my boss hung that PS up in our office and made sure everyone saw it... i wrote "Courtesy of Adobe Photoshop,, and a guy named Lukket" at th the bottom. No one got it, so I just left it up.
2004-12-28 03:38:48 PM  
Actually, I pointed it out to the guys at ChessBase. Lack of credit for me. Sigh.
2004-12-28 03:39:24 PM  
3. lukket

A noun meaning an image which has been taken out of context, (usually) had some BS story added to it, and sent out by asshats to fool dumbasses.
2004-12-28 03:40:26 PM  
This should have a Recycled tag.

/sick of all the articles and emails received regarding this PS entry
2004-12-28 03:40:27 PM  
The 'shop' heard round the world !

/This is the gift that just keeps on giving :-)
2004-12-28 03:40:46 PM  
Damn, lukket, I wish I knew how to Photoshop.
2004-12-28 03:46:41 PM  
Can someone point a link to the original Photoshop thread? Thanks.
2004-12-28 03:48:12 PM  

No :)
2004-12-28 03:48:47 PM  

I've thought that too. It's really easy to tell that lukket's picture had been photoshopped. I doubt he spent too much time on it--lukket seems to churn out photoshops like no tomorrow. How so many people managed to be fooled scares me.
2004-12-28 03:50:10 PM  
oh, if only the screen name would have been more farked up:

Damn, Tom, you just yammering splat vectored, you asshat.

Hey Jim, you should do some more research, that picture is a complete sock monkey holocaust you freekin moran.
2004-12-28 03:51:12 PM  
My dad fell for did a large corporate folks DFW airport. Unreal. None of the stupid people either. You guys just need to realize that there are some people out there that don't understand photoshop pics.
2004-12-28 03:51:27 PM  
foook, just GOT yammering...
2004-12-28 03:52:09 PM  

If you read the article, the picture the article has of Garry Kasparov looks eerily like Fred Savage. I probably should have reversed images, but too late for that.
2004-12-28 03:54:12 PM  
Hey busy chillin' you just busy chillin'-ed your own post...
2004-12-28 03:55:32 PM  
Does anyone know the solution for the Lasker Loman puzzle?

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