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puffy999 [TotalFark]
4 days ago  
Cockatools
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
4 days ago  
Seems obvious to me...

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Some Junkie Cosmonaut
4 days ago  
Also from the same search, because it amused me:

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WassamattaU
4 days ago  
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/ RIP RB
 
Moose out front
4 days ago  
Birds are farking smart.

My wife's Amazon parrot hates me.

We keep a respectful distance. He's only a quarter pound bird so I know I could kill him easily but I respect him because he'll go out fighting like a farking monster.

Birds are farking smart.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
4 days ago  

Moose out front: Birds are farking smart.

My wife's Amazon parrot hates me.

We keep a respectful distance. He's only a quarter pound bird so I know I could kill him easily but I respect him because he'll go out fighting like a farking monster.

Birds are farking smart.


Yes they are. Crows especially fascinate me because we know they have language and pass information between generations. I just can't speak it.  I always wonder what they're chatting about when I walk past a group nattering away in the fields. Parrots and cockatiels are right up there with them intelligence wise.
 
cepson
4 days ago  
Yeah, let me know when they figure out how to build flying machines. Then I'll be impressed.
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
4 days ago  

leeksfromchichis: Moose out front: Birds are farking smart.

My wife's Amazon parrot hates me.

We keep a respectful distance. He's only a quarter pound bird so I know I could kill him easily but I respect him because he'll go out fighting like a farking monster.

Birds are farking smart.

Yes they are. Crows especially fascinate me because we know they have language and pass information between generations. I just can't speak it.  I always wonder what they're chatting about when I walk past a group nattering away in the fields. Parrots and cockatiels are right up there with them intelligence wise.


You think that guy has food?  I'm hungry.  Maybe he has food.  Whaddya think?  I could really go for some food.  Food would be great right about now.  E=MC².  I'm hungry.  Dave's a biatch.  When's that guy gonna get out the food.  Late stage capitalism destroys itself in absence of regulatory forces.  When are we gonna eat anyway?  Hey you think that guy might die?
 
Moose out front
3 days ago  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: leeksfromchichis: Moose out front: Birds are farking smart.

My wife's Amazon parrot hates me.

We keep a respectful distance. He's only a quarter pound bird so I know I could kill him easily but I respect him because he'll go out fighting like a farking monster.

Birds are farking smart.

Yes they are. Crows especially fascinate me because we know they have language and pass information between generations. I just can't speak it.  I always wonder what they're chatting about when I walk past a group nattering away in the fields. Parrots and cockatiels are right up there with them intelligence wise.

You think that guy has food?  I'm hungry.  Maybe he has food.  Whaddya think?  I could really go for some food.  Food would be great right about now.  E=MC².  I'm hungry.  Dave's a biatch.  When's that guy gonna get out the food.  Late stage capitalism destroys itself in absence of regulatory forces.  When are we gonna eat anyway?  Hey you think that guy might die?


Don't forget they also think about sex a lot. A LOT.

And ducks are the worst. They're basically rapists (for real, google it).
 
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