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(The US Sun)   Security experts identify the four most dangerous words in your inbox   (the-sun.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Email, Phishing, Gmail, Email address, Computer security, Walmart, Trend Micro, legitimate texts  
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7144 clicks; posted to Main » and STEM » on 18 Mar 2023 at 7:17 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-03-18 4:09:05 PM  
That would be great...
 
2023-03-18 6:12:20 PM  
Ain't Nothin Gonna Happen.
 
2023-03-18 7:00:53 PM  
'this is now overdue'
'by COP today please'
 
2023-03-18 7:18:27 PM  
As per our discussion
 
2023-03-18 7:19:52 PM  
"The Sun is there?"
 
2023-03-18 7:20:38 PM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2023-03-18 7:21:38 PM  
It's just the tip.
 
2023-03-18 7:22:13 PM  
"Doctors hate this tip!"
 
2023-03-18 7:22:14 PM  
Account locked
 
2023-03-18 7:22:22 PM  
WHO WANT SEX MUTOMBO
 
2023-03-18 7:22:25 PM  
"Cheap generic Viagra here" ?
 
2023-03-18 7:22:33 PM  
Please do the needful
 
2023-03-18 7:23:48 PM  
Downtrodden Prince of Nigeria?
 
2023-03-18 7:23:55 PM  
All I know is it has some strange email address like a­DF­a­df­1351­kmt­s­[nospam-﹫-backwards]stmk*i­t then it gets reported as "phishing". 90% of what I get on my original email from 1996 is crap like this.

//gmail account I only give to people that matter to me and banking
 
2023-03-18 7:24:54 PM  
We need to talk.
 
2023-03-18 7:29:54 PM  
I found your dildo.
 
2023-03-18 7:29:58 PM  
 
2023-03-18 7:30:00 PM  
Reply for naked pictures.
 
2023-03-18 7:31:21 PM  
"Klaatu Barada Nikto, biatch" ?
 
2023-03-18 7:36:09 PM  
'Someone liked your profile'

No they didn't. Make your scams believable.
 
2023-03-18 7:36:13 PM  
Fw: fwrd: Fw:fw:
 
2023-03-18 7:36:53 PM  
Some of them are damn funny... YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED blah blah and the return address is some gmail.
 
2023-03-18 7:38:00 PM  
New login from Russia
 
2023-03-18 7:41:09 PM  
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2023-03-18 7:41:43 PM  
Really, no 'Amazon'?  Because that's the sh*t that constantly gets my elderly parent.  They've never actually had a scam completed on them, but getting those emails/text leads to hours of (attempting) communicating with customer service at actual Amazon through the contact info on their website...instead of just deleting it and moving on with their day or multiple days.
 
2023-03-18 7:42:42 PM  
sigh. It's the same thing it always was.

It is literally completely impossible to violate someone via email unless they agree to be violated. It's it's in the god damned farking standard.

<cough> "Unless you use MIME.

"What did you say? Out with it!"

"Um... well... if email users agree to be compromised, because they want to see something or reply to someone who is probably OK, then they are compromised"

"Good god in heaven save us!"
 
2023-03-18 7:42:56 PM  
I enjoy the ones where they tell me they "took control" of my camera, recorded me "in my bunk" and will send the pictures to everyone in my email list unless I pay them...

I always reply and ask them to include me in the email distribution because I need a new pic for my Fark profile.
 
2023-03-18 7:45:16 PM  

gameshowhost: WHO WANT SEX MUTOMBO


NOT IN MY HOUSE
 
2023-03-18 7:45:17 PM  
What are the two that aren't "Fark NotNewsletter?"
 
2023-03-18 7:46:34 PM  
I don't do crypto currency since I know it is a scam.  I won't do business with Walmart.  I don't have a Costco card.  And I have never used Tinder.

I do get regular scam emails telling me my Amazon account has been locked, but those normally show up as text messages on my work cell phone, which is not at all connected to my Amazon account, so clearly a scam.

Most scams are easy to spot.  Your bank is not going to be sending you important security alerts from a generic gmail account.

NEVER click on a link in a security alert email.  Go to your bank (or other) website by manually typing in the url or use the link you previously saved.  This will prevent most of the scams.  Never call back on a phone number provided in a suspected scam email.  Go to your bank website and get the phone number from there.  Except if there was an actual security issue, you'll likely have a message attached to your account that you will see the moment you log in.
 
2023-03-18 7:49:47 PM  
I get a few that say my AMEX card is locked

Never had one
 
2023-03-18 7:50:40 PM  

New Rising Sun: Really, no 'Amazon'?  Because that's the sh*t that constantly gets my elderly parent.  They've never actually had a scam completed on them, but getting those emails/text leads to hours of (attempting) communicating with customer service at actual Amazon through the contact info on their website...instead of just deleting it and moving on with their day or multiple days.


Tell your elderly parents to go to Amazon manually (don't use the link in the scam email).  If there is an issue with their account, they will be told when they are logged.  If nothing is mentioned, the email is a scam.  Also, ignore phone numbers in Amazon scam messages.  Amazon doesn't like to use phone calls so will never provide a number that easily.
 
2023-03-18 7:51:34 PM  

6nome: I found your dildo.


*the
 
2023-03-18 7:53:56 PM  

Dadburns: I enjoy the ones where they tell me they "took control" of my camera, recorded me "in my bunk" and will send the pictures to everyone in my email list unless I pay them...

I always reply and ask them to include me in the email distribution because I need a new pic for my Fark profile.


"I'm a famous porn actor and my peener is copyrighted.  Distribution of those images will open you up to copyright violations and subsequent litigation."
 
2023-03-18 7:57:27 PM  
Could sum it all up in a lot less words as, "If a mail or SMS amounts to anything more than 'We need to talk to you, contact us in the usual fashion' then it's more than likely a scam."  Gosh, you don't say!?
 
2023-03-18 8:03:45 PM  

OgreMagi: New Rising Sun: Really, no 'Amazon'?  Because that's the sh*t that constantly gets my elderly parent.  They've never actually had a scam completed on them, but getting those emails/text leads to hours of (attempting) communicating with customer service at actual Amazon through the contact info on their website...instead of just deleting it and moving on with their day or multiple days.

Tell your elderly parents to go to Amazon manually (don't use the link in the scam email).  If there is an issue with their account, they will be told when they are logged.  If nothing is mentioned, the email is a scam.  Also, ignore phone numbers in Amazon scam messages.  Amazon doesn't like to use phone calls so will never provide a number that easily.

 
2023-03-18 8:04:13 PM  
Man Woman Person Camera....
 
2023-03-18 8:08:31 PM  
#3ScręN5
 
2023-03-18 8:10:53 PM  

New Rising Sun: OgreMagi: New Rising Sun: Really, no 'Amazon'?  Because that's the sh*t that constantly gets my elderly parent.  They've never actually had a scam completed on them, but getting those emails/text leads to hours of (attempting) communicating with customer service at actual Amazon through the contact info on their website...instead of just deleting it and moving on with their day or multiple days.

Tell your elderly parents to go to Amazon manually (don't use the link in the scam email).  If there is an issue with their account, they will be told when they are logged.  If nothing is mentioned, the email is a scam.  Also, ignore phone numbers in Amazon scam messages.  Amazon doesn't like to use phone calls so will never provide a number that easily.


If there is a problem, you will be told in your account without having to go through the trouble of contacting customer service.  The article is adding unnecessary extra work.  And FYI, the customer service page at Amazon doesn't have a phone number.
 
2023-03-18 8:12:47 PM  
If you are looking to The Sun for your computer security advice, you've probably already been compromised.
 
2023-03-18 8:14:03 PM  

Lady J: 'this is now overdue'
'by COP today please'


You hav3 16 secønd5 2 cømply
 
2023-03-18 8:14:57 PM  
Hot singles want you!

All natural male enhancement! 

Why be bald?!  (i guess that's only three)
 
2023-03-18 8:17:04 PM  
So... don't click on links in emails. Duh.
 
2023-03-18 8:20:49 PM  
Your Totalfark has expired
 
2023-03-18 8:22:20 PM  

bucket_pup: Your Totalfark has expired


Please sponsor my TOTALFARK?
 
2023-03-18 8:34:27 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: So... don't click on links in emails. Duh.


I keep getting emails from Geico asking me to update my mileage or they're going to put the national average down. They had the account number and right and no obvious spelling errors or anything so I clicked it (normally I wouldn't but everything looked mostly legit) - Ghostery blocks it and says its a redirect to some company i've never heard of, Qualtrics? Which is some survey website which was recently bought out for like billions of dollars? Beyond thinking I'm in the wrong business, I just let it go at that  point, as in closed the browser. When I log directly into Geico there's no such thing anywhere in there to update mileage that i can find - not sure what that crap was all about.

/csb off
 
2023-03-18 8:42:22 PM  
 Boobs is one word
 
2023-03-18 8:45:13 PM  
Binance for a boncentration bamp
 
2023-03-18 8:47:29 PM  

New Rising Sun: Really, no 'Amazon'?  Because that's the sh*t that constantly gets my elderly parent.  They've never actually had a scam completed on them, but getting those emails/text leads to hours of (attempting) communicating with customer service at actual Amazon through the contact info on their website...instead of just deleting it and moving on with their day or multiple days.


Was gonna say, yeah I see that a lot.  I don't know if this is still true but people used to seriously sing praises about Amazon customer service... I would hope they've been trained to be like yeah we hear about those a lot, here's what to do and what to look out for etc etc.
 
2023-03-18 8:50:22 PM  

Dadburns: I enjoy the ones where they tell me they "took control" of my camera, recorded me "in my bunk" and will send the pictures to everyone in my email list unless I pay them...

I always reply and ask them to include me in the email distribution because I need a new pic for my Fark profile.


I got one of thise demanding two Bitcoin back when it was trading at $60,000+. I really don't think a picture of my genitals are worth $120,000+. Plus, I don't have a webcam.
 
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