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(Centre Daily Times)   "Gator" captured on Frankstown branch of Juanita River in Pennsylvania. Good thing it couldn't breed with the Raystown lake monster. Or the legendary 40 foot black snake roaming the hills   (amp.centredaily.com) divider line
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BumpInTheNight [OhFark]
2023-03-18 10:24:29 AM  
Unlike subby's mom
 
hakelly
2023-03-18 10:42:05 AM  
That's Juniata, (June-ee-atta) not Juanita
 
henryhill
2023-03-18 10:44:15 AM  
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sinko swimo
2023-03-18 10:50:21 AM  
Sonny Crockett called,
 
BunchaRubes
2023-03-18 10:54:11 AM  
A gator that size terrorized the lake I live next to in Georgia.

Word got out that there was a gator in the lake and the wildlife people confirmed that they had spotted a gator "about 4 feet long" but hadn't captured it.  People lost their minds.  I used to paddle a tiny kayak in the Everglades so I was laughing my ass off.

I can't tell you how many people I know that refused to let their kids anywhere near the lake.  It didn't matter that the gator was seen 10 miles from their part of the lake.  People wouldn't go out on their boats, either, or even go near their docks.

A trapper finally caught it.

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Somaticasual [TotalFark]
2023-03-18 10:56:40 AM  
Ok, someone out there deserves either a round of applause for an epic prank,
or a stern lecture on why it should have been intentional...
 
Somaticasual [TotalFark]
2023-03-18 11:06:25 AM  

BunchaRubes: A gator that size terrorized the lake I live next to in Georgia.

Word got out that there was a gator in the lake and the wildlife people confirmed that they had spotted a gator "about 4 feet long" but hadn't captured it.  People lost their minds.  I used to paddle a tiny kayak in the Everglades so I was laughing my ass off.

I can't tell you how many people I know that refused to let their kids anywhere near the lake.  It didn't matter that the gator was seen 10 miles from their part of the lake.  People wouldn't go out on their boats, either, or even go near their docks.

A trapper finally caught it.

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The look on the trapper's face definitely says it all....
 
HighlanderRPI
2023-03-18 11:23:10 AM  
The Locals: "It was delicious when deep fried"
 
winedrinkingman
2023-03-18 11:24:33 AM  
If I ever own property along water, I am going to put out a couple of concrete alligator statues, paint them green, and then set up motion sensor speakers in the trees and pushes near them to hiss and make aggressive gator sounds if anyone gets too close.
 
BunchaRubes
2023-03-18 12:08:47 PM  

Somaticasual: BunchaRubes: A gator that size terrorized the lake I live next to in Georgia.

Word got out that there was a gator in the lake and the wildlife people confirmed that they had spotted a gator "about 4 feet long" but hadn't captured it.  People lost their minds.  I used to paddle a tiny kayak in the Everglades so I was laughing my ass off.

I can't tell you how many people I know that refused to let their kids anywhere near the lake.  It didn't matter that the gator was seen 10 miles from their part of the lake.  People wouldn't go out on their boats, either, or even go near their docks.

A trapper finally caught it.

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The look on the trapper's face definitely says it all....


It sure does.  When I saw it on the news I couldn't stop laughing for 5 solid minutes and had sporadic giggles for a good 4 days.
 
grinding_journalist
2023-03-18 12:16:32 PM  
legendary 40 foot black snake
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abmoraz
2023-03-18 12:52:57 PM  

hakelly: That's Juniata, (June-ee-atta) not Juanita


As a local, I'd like to slightly correct that to "Jew-knee-at-ah".  It's 4 syllables, not 3.\

/please don't ask how to pronounce Dubois
 
Eunice's Social Calendar [TotalFark]
7 days ago  
Gator needs his Gat, you punk ass byatch. 
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aremmes
6 days ago  

abmoraz: /please don't ask how to pronounce Dubois


/do-BOYS/. It pains me just to remember that.
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] [OhFark]
6 days ago  
There's a lot of porn stores on the stretch of Route 15 - are we sure the three-foot rubber toy wasn't lost from there?

And 40-foot-black snake is the name of my Conjoined Twin Commodores Cover Band
 
Inchoate [OhFark]
6 days ago  

abmoraz: hakelly: That's Juniata, (June-ee-atta) not Juanita

As a local, I'd like to slightly correct that to "Jew-knee-at-ah".  It's 4 syllables, not 3.\

/please don't ask how to pronounce Dubois


I always thought Juniata would be a nice name for a girl
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
5 days ago  
Frankenstown? Wo ist Frankstown. The Juanita River should like it should be further South than PA.

Some Farker is looking for news about Pennsylvania. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Makes a nice change from all Florida, all the time.

Even Republicans can understand that.
 
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