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(Jalopnik)   Mr. Popper will not face charges for popping off with his gun in traffic because in Florida, that's perfectly reasonable (with meme worthy gif)   (jalopnik.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Road rage, Highway, Highway patrol, Assault, Brake, Traffic, Toyota, Eric Popper  
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3724 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 17 Mar 2023 at 9:25 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-03-17 6:51:20 PM  
How gun owners see themselves:
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How they actually are:
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2023-03-17 7:04:43 PM  
Only about 2.6 million concealed carry permits in Florida, anyone can drive around with a loaded gun in the car even without the CCL. Be careful who you piss of out there folks, you might run into this dumbass.
 
2023-03-17 8:26:56 PM  
So John Popper is packing a gun in there with all those harmonicas?
 
2023-03-17 8:44:21 PM  
lotta Florida articles recently... are they ramping up the crazy?
 
2023-03-17 9:27:55 PM  
In 2021, Eric Popper cut off another driver while driving to work on I-95. The other driver began tailgating and honking his horn at the 30-year-old. Popper brake-checked him.

That definitely helped deëscalate things.
 
2023-03-17 9:28:59 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: Only about 2.6 million concealed carry permits in Florida, anyone can drive around with a loaded gun in the car even without the CCL. Be careful who you piss of out there folks, you might run into this dumbass.


Better yet, stay the hell out of Florida.
 
2023-03-17 9:29:50 PM  
I hope his penguins are unharmed.
 
2023-03-17 9:30:37 PM  

Lady J: lotta Florida articles recently... are they ramping up the crazy?


Well it is spring break season...
 
2023-03-17 9:31:10 PM  
Florida really really likes assholes, doesn't it.
 
2023-03-17 9:31:32 PM  
Wowsa. Bet he farked up his Tesla.
 
2023-03-17 9:31:36 PM  
He seems like a peach and not at all afraid of his own shadow.

Also, JFC. If you get cut off just let it go, people. Honk and move on with your life.
 
2023-03-17 9:32:12 PM  
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POPPERS!!!!!!
 
2023-03-17 9:32:37 PM  

Raoul Eaton: Florida really really likes assholes, doesn't it.


Look who the governor is.  DeSantis is currently the leading asshole in the state.
 
2023-03-17 9:34:44 PM  
I can't believe Joe John Spray and Pray is getting off for this, Flordida is continuing to get more Florida by the day.
 
2023-03-17 9:35:24 PM  

Jake Havechek: Raoul Eaton: Florida really really likes assholes, doesn't it.

Look who the governor is.  DeSantis is currently the leading asshole in the state.


Desantis is like an asshole that prolapsed, detached, and became ambulatory.
 
2023-03-17 9:38:05 PM  
Another responsible gun owner.

After all he was just standing his ground, not randomly shooting thru his cars window and windshield
 
2023-03-17 9:38:07 PM  
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2023-03-17 9:38:19 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Wowsa. Bet he farked up his Tesla.


He drives a Toyota Venza.
 
2023-03-17 9:38:47 PM  

Private_Citizen: How gun owners see themselves:
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How they actually are:
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What a farking pussy.
 
2023-03-17 9:39:01 PM  

Shostie: So John Popper is packing a gun in there with all those harmonicas?


Poker face episode 10- Benjamin Bratt "the hook" from John popper
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2023-03-17 9:39:33 PM  

Private_Citizen: How gun owners see themselves:
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How they actually are:
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RIP, eardrums
 
2023-03-17 9:41:05 PM  
 
2023-03-17 9:42:23 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Private_Citizen: How gun owners see themselves:
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RIP, eardrums


Yeah, you can tell he's never heard gunfire in an enclosed space. After the first shot he just loses it and panic fires.
 
2023-03-17 9:42:47 PM  
This is just the beginning.  This case opened the door to shooting at anything you feel like.
 
2023-03-17 9:43:46 PM  
If the car wasn't moving, and he wasn't waving it all over the place, maybe he'd have a point, but he's endangering everyone on the road firing all over the place while also driving. This is only slightly better than the cop who was driving thru neighborhoods, shooting at some fleeing car, but that's onoy because the police are supposed to know better...
 
2023-03-17 9:45:01 PM  
Yes, shoot THROUGH the windshield while cowering as the glass sprays in your face. Real life works just like in the movies
 
2023-03-17 9:46:02 PM  

Number 216: Another responsible gun owner.

After all he was just standing his ground, not randomly shooting thru his cars window and windshield


Marcus Aurelius: This is just the beginning.  This case opened the door to shooting at anything you feel like.



They can't say you weren't standing your ground if your ground is always moving with you.

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2023-03-17 9:48:01 PM  
This is insane.
 
2023-03-17 9:48:58 PM  
am I the only one who kinda hoped he disabled the vehicle he was shooting at right in front of him causing him to crash into it?

aka: everyone involved should be severely and possibly permanently injured.
 
2023-03-17 9:49:17 PM  
JFC..... I hate this farking state...

Now that I've said something derogatory about Florida, do I have to mail money to the state or something?
 
2023-03-17 9:50:23 PM  
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2023-03-17 9:51:22 PM  
Mr. Popper is already campaigning to replace DeSantis I see.
 
2023-03-17 9:55:12 PM  

Shostie: So John Popper is packing a gun in there with all those harmonicas?


Probably? No lie John Popper from Blues Traveler is a crazy libertarian gun nut. Even carries a gun on stage.
 
2023-03-17 9:55:37 PM  
Stand your ground, from a water bottle?

What about the spray of gunfire that went over a wide sweep of the road.  I doubt any of it hit the car he was aiming at.

Were any other cars hiat?  Wouldn't they be able to file a civil suit?
 
2023-03-17 10:00:47 PM  

TorpedoOrca: shoot THROUGH the windshield


That's something you only do when the target is in front of you and is a direct threat to you.

For a driver who might have a pistol and be firing at you, if the pull up alongside and forward of the right side of your car (in LHD countries) that would require a driver to either have the pistol in their right hand and be twisted all the way around anticlockwise to be firing backwards out the left side of the car, or they'd have to have the gun in their left hand and somehow have that hand/arm out the window and twisted around to be firing backwards out the left side of the car.

It takes A LOT of handgun practice for people in the driver seat of a car to be able to use a pistol in their right hand and turn to fire straight out 90º of their window, let alone fire behind them. It's a very pro move to be able to do that.

Passengers in a vehicle have more ability to move/twist around with a pistol out the window and fire in more directions, though. They don't have to focus on driving, so they are more dangerous with a gun because they can fire out the side windows with more accuracy and also fire backwards from the car with more accuracy.

Summing it all up - you really only fire forward through your own windshield if a car has passengers who are hanging a gun out the window and firing at you with potentially more accuracy than a driver could do.
 
2023-03-17 10:01:18 PM  

hammettman: Stand your ground, from a water bottle?


That's a major question - there isn't any proof it was a water bottle.
 
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2023-03-17 10:01:22 PM  

Jake Havechek: Raoul Eaton: Florida really really likes assholes, doesn't it.

Look who the governor is.  DeSantis is currently the leading asshole in the state.


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2023-03-17 10:01:54 PM  
In 2021, Eric Popper cut off another driver while driving

Well now we know what we are allowed to do if he decides to cut anyone else off. Just open up on him "in self-defence" and it's perfectly legal.
 
2023-03-17 10:02:31 PM  
I really hope he permanently damaged his hearing.
 
2023-03-17 10:04:28 PM  
An attorney described someone firing wildly and haphazardly at another car while driving down the freeway as "perfectly reasonable and justified."

I...just...can't even.
 
2023-03-17 10:04:57 PM  
The stuff in the windshield was coming right at him.
 
2023-03-17 10:06:15 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: I can't believe Joe John Spray and Pray is getting off for this, Flordida is continuing to get more Florida by the day.


That's only the beginning.
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2023-03-17 10:07:25 PM  
His lawyer claims it's via stand your ground law. The Miami-Dade State Attorney's Office does not appear to have issued any statement about it, they simply dropped the charges. Probably they don't have to make a statement.

I have another theory about why the charges go dropped though, from a different article:
"Popper was also employed by the Miami Beach Fire Department."
(His attorney says he retired, but still.)

Obviously firefighters are below cops in the "the DA will let you off with anything" pecking order, but they're clearly still above the average citizen. He's a hero after all! /s
 
2023-03-17 10:10:15 PM  

deadromanoff: JFC..... I hate this farking state...

Now that I've said something derogatory about Florida, do I have to mail money to the state or something?


Yes: you owe Florida $10,000, please remit payment to:

Florida
C/O Kalyco Jack
5318008 Subby's Mom St. Apt. 69
San Diego, CA 92169

The address is in a state other than Florida for security purposes. Totally not a scam.
 
2023-03-17 10:14:49 PM  

DoganSquirrelSlayer: I have another theory about why the charges go dropped


From other articles about the incident, it says both drivers pulled over to call 911. FHP says the one driver threw a water bottle at the car and this guy claims it was a gunshot.

My theory: FHP didn't do anything close to an actual investigation such as searching the first vehicle for a firearm (that the driver claims he didn't have) and didn't do any gunshot residue tests on the first driver's hands (for the gun he claims he didn't use). Thus, FHP set the stage for a somewhat incontestable claim that the first driver did have and use a gun.

If the investigating agency did basically zero investigation, it really farks up the case against the guy.
 
2023-03-17 10:15:59 PM  
"Whatever struck Popper's crossover SUV can't be seen in the video footage."

I would suspect there would be a big difference between the mark on his car left by a water bottle and the mark left by a bullet.
 
2023-03-17 10:17:12 PM  
My attempt.

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2023-03-17 10:18:46 PM  

kmgenesis23: He seems like a peach and not at all afraid of his own shadow.

Also, JFC. If you get cut off just let it go, people. Honk and move on with your life.


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2023-03-17 10:19:29 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: I can't believe Joe John Spray and Pray is getting off for this, Flordida is continuing to get more Florida by the day.


Oh, believe me, it's the only way he gets off
 
2023-03-17 10:19:37 PM  

Kalyco Jack: deadromanoff: JFC..... I hate this farking state...

Now that I've said something derogatory about Florida, do I have to mail money to the state or something?

Yes: you owe Florida $10,000, please remit payment to:

Florida
C/O Kalyco Jack
5318008 Subby's Mom St. Apt. 69
San Diego, CA 92169

The address is in a state other than Florida for security purposes. Totally not a scam.


The address of 5318008 is a nice touch.

/Classics never get old...
 
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