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cretinbob [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-03-17 5:53:28 PM  
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baka-san [TotalFark]
2023-03-17 6:05:54 PM  
They were just picking up Coors for a run to Atlanta
 
spiritplumber
2023-03-17 6:37:13 PM  
People who do this stuff should get a medal, or a phone book's worth of beer coupons, or no taxes for a year, or something.
 
Someone Else's Alt [TotalFark]
2023-03-17 6:44:58 PM  
It's 
"IT'S 10PM, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?
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moothemagiccow
2023-03-17 6:48:23 PM  
If you're on I-20 and need to stop, and see signs for Texarkana, just keep driving
 
Warthog [TotalFark]
2023-03-17 6:49:41 PM  
I can't believe that nosy restaurant worker ruined their date.
 
daveb0rg [TotalFark]
2023-03-17 6:50:36 PM  

spiritplumber: People who do this stuff should get a medal, or a phone book's worth of beer coupons, or no taxes for a year, or something.


Why would you reward someone for praying on a 13 year old?
 
Fara Clark [TotalFark]
2023-03-17 6:52:43 PM  
Did I read the article correctly?  This wasn't their first encounter? She was taking money, and food?
Kids, they grow up so fast.
 
Singleballtheory
2023-03-17 6:57:36 PM  
She knew there was something wrong because they weren't related.
 
Geotpf
2023-03-17 7:00:11 PM  

Singleballtheory: She knew there was something wrong because they weren't related.


I see what you did there.
 
Subtonic
2023-03-17 7:01:36 PM  

daveb0rg: spiritplumber: People who do this stuff should get a medal, or a phone book's worth of beer coupons, or no taxes for a year, or something.

Why would you reward someone for praying on a 13 year old?


Fark mods are asleep at the switch again. Or else they condone this sort of thing. Hmm.
 
stuhayes2010
2023-03-17 7:01:42 PM  
Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-03-17 7:03:51 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: It's [YouTube video: "IT'S 10PM, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?]


This hiats home.

I used read books to my kids and tucked them into bed at night. I'd check on them later at night.  Later in life I met a woman that used to sneak out at night from 11 years old. By 13 she said she had been with 50 grown men. Her parents used to close their bedroom door or something, but they were home and she'd come home before they woke up. Her father was a pastor, too! I didn't believe her and she said to me "You don't know where your kids are at 12am!" and I remembered this commercial and told her, "yes, yes I do. I watch them go to sleep because I read to them".

I'll never forget the look on her face when she said "I wish someone read to me at night".

Spend time with your kids, folks. It's more important than you can ever imagine.
 
oopsboom
2023-03-17 7:14:44 PM  
so thats trump, tiger king, and now the libertarian candidate all running 24 campaigns from behind bars
 
UberNeuman
2023-03-17 7:15:08 PM  
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He'll get a cheeseburger to go... to jail....
 
Someone Else's Alt [TotalFark]
2023-03-17 7:16:32 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Someone Else's Alt: It's [YouTube video: "IT'S 10PM, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?]

This hiats home.

I used read books to my kids and tucked them into bed at night. I'd check on them later at night.  Later in life I met a woman that used to sneak out at night from 11 years old. By 13 she said she had been with 50 grown men. Her parents used to close their bedroom door or something, but they were home and she'd come home before they woke up. Her father was a pastor, too! I didn't believe her and she said to me "You don't know where your kids are at 12am!" and I remembered this commercial and told her, "yes, yes I do. I watch them go to sleep because I read to them".

I'll never forget the look on her face when she said "I wish someone read to me at night".

Spend time with your kids, folks. It's more important than you can ever imagine.


Yep.
 
Caelistis
2023-03-17 7:19:25 PM  

stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.



As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.
 
maniacbastard
2023-03-17 7:19:36 PM  

daveb0rg: spiritplumber: People who do this stuff should get a medal, or a phone book's worth of beer coupons, or no taxes for a year, or something.

Why would you reward someone for praying on a 13 year old?


Why would someone try to save his soul? I think you meant prey.
 
Lady J [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-03-17 7:19:55 PM  
we get an email every Friday with all the thank you letters and tweets and emails etc that ppl have sent to the hospital.  they're mostly from pts, but not always.

really nice one this week from the manager at the nearby railway station- about a nurse on her way home who came to the aid of a girl with learning difficulties who collapsed in the booking hall.

she was apparently amazing, even though on her way home after a long shift- took charge, handled the situation, summoned help and waited with her etc.

obviously very kind thing for her to do, but also really kind of the station manager to make the effort to write in.

it makes me happy every week, this email  : )
 
maniacbastard
2023-03-17 7:23:03 PM  
When I lived in Houston three old guys used to meet up at the Whataburger at 45 and N Main for a nice meal and to catch up once a week.

Then they'd take turns going into the bathroom for a $5 beejer from a hooker.
 
jimmyjackfunk
2023-03-17 7:34:32 PM  

moothemagiccow: If you're on I-20 and need to stop, and see signs for Texarkana, just keep driving


If you're on 20, just stay on 20 and keep going.  Unless you want to go through the woods to get there.  I30 is best route, that is if you can make it across the lake out by Rockwall. I mean for the life of me, doesn't matter what time of day is it is, there is always a backup on 30 going across that bridge.
 
Chemlight Battery
2023-03-17 7:36:47 PM  

Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.


Gotta say I'm with stuhayes2010 on this one. It's too expensive, yes, but putting cost aside, I'm not sure I can think of a better fast food burger.
 
Chemlight Battery
2023-03-17 7:41:08 PM  

Chemlight Battery: Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.

Gotta say I'm with stuhayes2010 on this one. It's too expensive, yes, but putting cost aside, I'm not sure I can think of a better fast food burger.


I guess I would accept a Wendy's JBC as a possible better burger. But that's it.
 
Thosw [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-03-17 7:41:13 PM  

Chemlight Battery: Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.

Gotta say I'm with stuhayes2010 on this one. It's too expensive, yes, but putting cost aside, I'm not sure I can think of a better fast food burger.


I stand firm in my belief that a Whataburger with cheese is the perfect breakfast.
 
Moose out front
2023-03-17 7:42:14 PM  

Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.


You don't think so? There's very few fast food burgers I can think of that are equal to or better than it. Maybe Freddy's and Culvers?
 
PawisBetlog
2023-03-17 7:45:39 PM  

Chemlight Battery: Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.

Gotta say I'm with stuhayes2010 on this one. It's too expensive, yes, but putting cost aside, I'm not sure I can think of a better fast food burger.


Bless your heart

\yes I"ve had whataburger
\\and sonic, and BK, and Wendy's, and Fatburger, and Five Guys
\\\In n Out is the king, and their double double is still 4 bucks and change.
 
Nick Nostril
2023-03-17 7:46:32 PM  
Five guys>Smashy>In'n'Out>Whattaburger.

/ YMMV
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-03-17 7:46:36 PM  

Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.


Clearly you've never been to the Whataburger in San Marcos.
 
Another Government Employee
2023-03-17 7:51:14 PM  
They finally opened a Whataburger in Atlanta.

It was OK.

Not good enough to risk taking an unrelated 10 year old to, though.
 
Caelistis
2023-03-17 8:04:32 PM  

Moose out front: Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.

You don't think so? There's very few fast food burgers I can think of that are equal to or better than it. Maybe Freddy's and Culvers?


Dan's will always slap Whataburger down like the greasy little biatch that it is.

There's this cultural delusion in Texas that because Whataburger was started in Corpus Christi, it therefore must be the greatest burger of all time. It isn't.

In n Out makes a better burger, for example, that tastes cleaner. One of the things I dislike about Whatburger is how greasy their burgers are. A good burger shouldn't be dripping grease. Moist and flavorful, yes. A suitable emergency replacement for lubing axles, no. Don't even get me started on the barely cooked, limp "fries" that Whatburger sells.
 
oopsboom
2023-03-17 8:04:55 PM  

Another Government Employee: They finally opened a Whataburger in Atlanta.

It was OK.

Not good enough to risk taking an unrelated 10 year old to, though.


out of curiosity where do you take your unrelated 10 year olds to eat?
<activates recorder>
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-03-17 8:14:25 PM  

Caelistis: Moose out front: Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.

You don't think so? There's very few fast food burgers I can think of that are equal to or better than it. Maybe Freddy's and Culvers?

Dan's will always slap Whataburger down like the greasy little biatch that it is.

There's this cultural delusion in Texas that because Whataburger was started in Corpus Christi, it therefore must be the greatest burger of all time. It isn't.

In n Out makes a better burger, for example, that tastes cleaner. One of the things I dislike about Whatburger is how greasy their burgers are. A good burger shouldn't be dripping grease. Moist and flavorful, yes. A suitable emergency replacement for lubing axles, no. Don't even get me started on the barely cooked, limp "fries" that Whatburger sells.


Considering In & Out makes their own fries on site and doesn't cook them twice or even leach off starch.  You fail.

Whataburger is what hamburger is. Period.
Macdonalds was originally cheap 🍔.  So no. They was never good. And got gross and salty over time.
Wake the fark up people.  A 🍔 is Whataburger or at least Wendy's.  Everyone else doesn't even understand what in the actual fark a burger is. shiat. Most places are lame versions of the top places. Or expensive versions of them. End of the story.
 
browneye [TotalFark]
2023-03-17 8:16:17 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Someone Else's Alt: It's [YouTube video: "IT'S 10PM, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?]

This hiats home.

I used read books to my kids and tucked them into bed at night. I'd check on them later at night.  Later in life I met a woman that used to sneak out at night from 11 years old. By 13 she said she had been with 50 grown men. Her parents used to close their bedroom door or something, but they were home and she'd come home before they woke up. Her father was a pastor, too! I didn't believe her and she said to me "You don't know where your kids are at 12am!" and I remembered this commercial and told her, "yes, yes I do. I watch them go to sleep because I read to them".

I'll never forget the look on her face when she said "I wish someone read to me at night".

Spend time with your kids, folks. It's more important than you can ever imagine.


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Chemlight Battery
2023-03-17 8:16:54 PM  

Caelistis: In n Out makes a better burger


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RoboZombie
2023-03-17 8:40:43 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Someone Else's Alt: It's [YouTube video: "IT'S 10PM, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?]

This hiats home.

I used read books to my kids and tucked them into bed at night. I'd check on them later at night.  Later in life I met a woman that used to sneak out at night from 11 years old. By 13 she said she had been with 50 grown men. Her parents used to close their bedroom door or something, but they were home and she'd come home before they woke up. Her father was a pastor, too! I didn't believe her and she said to me "You don't know where your kids are at 12am!" and I remembered this commercial and told her, "yes, yes I do. I watch them go to sleep because I read to them".

I'll never forget the look on her face when she said "I wish someone read to me at night".

Spend time with your kids, folks. It's more important than you can ever imagine.


Yes, you're right. However....It is not a cure-all. Mrs. RoboZombie and I both read to our kids. When the older on hit about 14, the shiat hit the fan. Got into drugs, hanging with bad people, skipping school, etc.,etc.  I don't know what happened but the older one eventually came around and quit all that.
 
Wessoman
2023-03-17 8:47:28 PM  

Chemlight Battery: Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.

Gotta say I'm with stuhayes2010 on this one. It's too expensive, yes, but putting cost aside, I'm not sure I can think of a better fast food burger.


I'm gonna agree and disagree with everybody here and say that Whataburger is usually good, but are wildly inconsistent depending on where you are in Texas. For example, one I ate at in Dallas was one of the best fast food burgers i've ever had. I also ate one in Corpus Christi that was genuinely rancid. Usually, it's pretty good, but just like Texas itself, your experience will vary greatly.
 
monsatano [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-03-17 8:53:46 PM  

moothemagiccow: If you're on I-20 and need to stop, and see signs for Texarkana, just keep driving


I'm pretty happy that this guy stopped. Maybe save your advice for a different thread, like one that doesn't involve human trafficking.
 
monsatano [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-03-17 8:55:25 PM  

Chemlight Battery: Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.

Gotta say I'm with stuhayes2010 on this one. It's too expensive, yes, but putting cost aside, I'm not sure I can think of a better fast food burger.


There's an In-N-Out in Fort Worth
 
Chemlight Battery
2023-03-17 8:57:26 PM  

monsatano: Chemlight Battery: Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.

Gotta say I'm with stuhayes2010 on this one. It's too expensive, yes, but putting cost aside, I'm not sure I can think of a better fast food burger.

There's an In-N-Out in Fort Worth


There are In N Outs here in Austin too. I know because I have to drive around them to get to the Whataburger.
 
monsatano [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-03-17 8:58:50 PM  

monsatano: Chemlight Battery: Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.

Gotta say I'm with stuhayes2010 on this one. It's too expensive, yes, but putting cost aside, I'm not sure I can think of a better fast food burger.

There's an In-N-Out in Fort Worth


If you want the best FF burger though you've gotta head pretty far north to find a Runza
 
JammerJim [TotalFark]
2023-03-17 8:58:54 PM  

Wessoman: Chemlight Battery: Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.

Gotta say I'm with stuhayes2010 on this one. It's too expensive, yes, but putting cost aside, I'm not sure I can think of a better fast food burger.

I'm gonna agree and disagree with everybody here and say that Whataburger is usually good, but are wildly inconsistent depending on where you are in Texas. For example, one I ate at in Dallas was one of the best fast food burgers i've ever had. I also ate one in Corpus Christi that was genuinely rancid. Usually, it's pretty good, but just like Texas itself, your experience will vary greatly.


This. Whataburger is less consistent than McDonald's. On the other hand, its way more consistent than Dairy Queen. A DQ is a total crapshoot. A literal one if you're unlucky.
 
Moose out front
2023-03-17 9:01:15 PM  
I'll never understand the appeal of In-N-Out.

They have exactly one great quality: They're cheap. So I guess in the dirt cheap fast food burger category (e.g., McDonalds, White Castle), In-n-out takes top place. But there is absolutely nothing special or unique about their food. I've eaten at four or five of their locations and it's always the same, just a totally average, boring fast food burger.

Every one of the "not-dirt-cheap" fast food burger places has better burgers than in-n-out; Wendy's, Smashburger, Sonic, Culvers, Five Guys, Whataburger, etc. They're all better.
 
monsatano [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-03-17 9:02:04 PM  

Chemlight Battery: monsatano: Chemlight Battery: Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.

Gotta say I'm with stuhayes2010 on this one. It's too expensive, yes, but putting cost aside, I'm not sure I can think of a better fast food burger.

There's an In-N-Out in Fort Worth

There are In N Outs here in Austin too. I know because I have to drive around them to get to the Whataburger.


I like whataburger, just poking the Texas bear
 
Chemlight Battery
2023-03-17 9:04:50 PM  

Moose out front: I'll never understand the appeal of In-N-Out.

They have exactly one great quality: They're cheap. So I guess in the dirt cheap fast food burger category (e.g., McDonalds, White Castle), In-n-out takes top place. But there is absolutely nothing special or unique about their food. I've eaten at four or five of their locations and it's always the same, just a totally average, boring fast food burger.

Every one of the "not-dirt-cheap" fast food burger places has better burgers than in-n-out; Wendy's, Smashburger, Sonic, Culvers, Five Guys, Whataburger, etc. They're all better.


There's something to be said for keeping a simple, streamlined menu. I'll give them that. But as far as burger quality, it's right in the middle of the pack and altogether unremarkable. You can't fool me into thinking your bun isn't stale just because you toasted it.
 
Chemlight Battery
2023-03-17 9:09:28 PM  

monsatano: Chemlight Battery: monsatano: Chemlight Battery: Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.

Gotta say I'm with stuhayes2010 on this one. It's too expensive, yes, but putting cost aside, I'm not sure I can think of a better fast food burger.

There's an In-N-Out in Fort Worth

There are In N Outs here in Austin too. I know because I have to drive around them to get to the Whataburger.

I like whataburger, just poking the Texas bear


I'm not really much of a "Texas bear" to poke. I live here, but I'm not from here and have no built-in Texas loyalties. I'll also confess that I'm a little peeved at Whataburger since they took the A1 Thick & Hearty burger off the menu. Those bastards.
 
Chajeungna
2023-03-17 9:17:13 PM  

Nick Nostril: Five guys>Smashy>In'n'Out>Whattaburger.

/ YMMV


A man of refined taste, I see. *raises martini*

/Runza is chopped ass on assloaf
 
moothemagiccow
2023-03-17 9:22:59 PM  
the best fast food burger is Cook Out

whataburger, shake shack, and in and out are all good burgers
but cook out is a real burger, like the kind your dad made on that shiatty grill installed at the park
 
monsatano [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-03-17 9:26:04 PM  

Chemlight Battery: monsatano: Chemlight Battery: monsatano: Chemlight Battery: Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.

Gotta say I'm with stuhayes2010 on this one. It's too expensive, yes, but putting cost aside, I'm not sure I can think of a better fast food burger.

There's an In-N-Out in Fort Worth

There are In N Outs here in Austin too. I know because I have to drive around them to get to the Whataburger.

I like whataburger, just poking the Texas bear

I'm not really much of a "Texas bear" to poke. I live here, but I'm not from here and have no built-in Texas loyalties. I'll also confess that I'm a little peeved at Whataburger since they took the A1 Thick & Hearty burger off the menu. Those bastards.


Never tried that one, haven't been anywhere near a whataburger in years. I'd kill for a Taco Cabana here though
 
stray_capts
2023-03-17 9:28:38 PM  

Caelistis: stuhayes2010: Subby obviously hasn't had Whataburger, it's pretty top notch fast food burger.


As a Texan, I have. No it isn't.


I love Whataburger.  It is clearly superior to other fast food burgers, especially in-n-out.  I'm pretty sure in-n-out is just a description of the expected performance of the product.  Anyway, to each their own, but I like whataburger.  I have it about every other year or so.
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-03-17 9:29:25 PM  

daveb0rg: spiritplumber: People who do this stuff should get a medal, or a phone book's worth of beer coupons, or no taxes for a year, or something.

Why would you reward someone for praying on a 13 year old?


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