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    More: Amusing, Ford Motor Company, BMW, Velocity, 51-year-old Pasadena man, Steven Collins, Anne Arundel County, Maryland, Highway, high rate of speed  
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3839 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Mar 2023 at 9:55 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Ragin' Asian [TotalFark]
2023-03-17 9:56:40 PM  
PENIS FIIIIIIGHT!!!
 
HighlanderRPI
2023-03-17 9:57:40 PM  
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Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2023-03-17 9:58:32 PM  
No Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole.
 
hammettman
2023-03-17 9:59:08 PM  
Road rage story trifecta in play with parlay for consecutive headlines.
 
El_Dan
2023-03-17 10:02:27 PM  
Ford F-350 to push a BMW X-3

There are no heroes here.
 
MelGoesOnTour
2023-03-17 10:02:41 PM  
Inasmuch as BMW drivers seem to be, even if only anecdotally, asshole drivers...I think the crown needs to passed along to TESLA drivers who not only seem to be entitled but also seem to never look at the road since their eyes are averted several degrees to the right to look at that stupid "dashboard" in the middle of the damn console!

Tesla>BMW in terms of assholiness.

/ thank you
 
Russ1642
2023-03-17 10:02:59 PM  
Subby, you've got issues.
 
Boo_Guy
2023-03-17 10:03:11 PM  
He was just helping the fellow make it to the gym in time.
 
C18H27NO3
2023-03-17 10:05:44 PM  
"Use y'all blinkah, idjit"

Guaranteed that's how it all started.
 
too_amuzed
2023-03-17 10:08:33 PM  

C18H27NO3: "Use y'all blinkah, idjit"

Guaranteed that's how it all started.


That's just nonsense.  Everyone knows BMW doesn't install turn signals on their cars.
 
maudibjr
2023-03-17 10:09:20 PM  
Ahhh... Dirty Burie. I know you well
 
Bob_Laublaw [TotalFark]
2023-03-17 10:11:59 PM  
I was in the slow lane today, noticed an Audi pull up beside me on the left, then match my speed, with a big Ford up his ass. I slowed down a bit, and so did the Audi, so I went back to 5 over. It continued for a looong 30 seconds after that until I turned, but I was tempted to follow them as I thought someone was gonna need a witness eventually
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-03-17 10:12:07 PM  
Subby must roll coal or something. That's a two-douche incident.
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-03-17 10:13:57 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Inasmuch as BMW drivers seem to be, even if only anecdotally, asshole drivers...I think the crown needs to passed along to TESLA drivers who not only seem to be entitled but also seem to never look at the road since their eyes are averted several degrees to the right to look at that stupid "dashboard" in the middle of the damn console!

Tesla>BMW in terms of assholiness.

/ thank you


putting a large part of the dashboard well off-center was DISRUPTIANO GENIUSCAKE
 
Gleaming the TimeCube
2023-03-17 10:17:07 PM  
I pushed a cab with a Jeep once. He came up a street that had been blocked off one way for an event, went around the cop at the corner. He just sat there while one way traffic piled up behind me, yelling durka durka or whatever. I eventually got out, walked to his cab, tried to reason with him and ended up telling him he should put it in neutral.  About halfway to the corner the cop appeared and started howling with laughter as he motioned for me to continue.  Farking idiot.
 
SuperChuck
2023-03-17 10:25:33 PM  

El_Dan: Ford F-350 to push a BMW X-3

There are no heroes here.


Where's Norm Macdonald when you need him?
 
ShavedOrangutan
2023-03-17 10:28:47 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Inasmuch as BMW drivers seem to be, even if only anecdotally, asshole drivers...I think the crown needs to passed along to TESLA drivers who not only seem to be entitled but also seem to never look at the road since their eyes are averted several degrees to the right to look at that stupid "dashboard" in the middle of the damn console!

Tesla>BMW in terms of assholiness.

/ thank you


There are asshole cars and there are smug asshole cars.  BMW's are asshole cars.  Tesla's have take over for Priuses (Prius'? Prii?) as the smug asshole car.  Priuses also had the "most clueless driver on the road" award, but that's also been passed on to Tesla owners.
 
BunchaRubes
2023-03-17 10:30:41 PM  

SuperChuck: El_Dan: Ford F-350 to push a BMW X-3

There are no heroes here.

Where's Norm Macdonald when you need him?


He was cremated so not many know where he is.  I know a guy that knows a guy that might know, want me to ask if Norm's ashes will help>
 
OgreMagi
2023-03-17 10:39:58 PM  

ShavedOrangutan: MelGoesOnTour: Inasmuch as BMW drivers seem to be, even if only anecdotally, asshole drivers...I think the crown needs to passed along to TESLA drivers who not only seem to be entitled but also seem to never look at the road since their eyes are averted several degrees to the right to look at that stupid "dashboard" in the middle of the damn console!

Tesla>BMW in terms of assholiness.

/ thank you

There are asshole cars and there are smug asshole cars.  BMW's are asshole cars.  Tesla's have take over for Priuses (Prius'? Prii?) as the smug asshole car.  Priuses also had the "most clueless driver on the road" award, but that's also been passed on to Tesla owners.


Prius drivers gained my hatred because they would sit in the left lane driving slightly under the speed limit to maximize their mileage.
 
MelGoesOnTour
2023-03-17 10:45:59 PM  

ShavedOrangutan: MelGoesOnTour: Inasmuch as BMW drivers seem to be, even if only anecdotally, asshole drivers...I think the crown needs to passed along to TESLA drivers who not only seem to be entitled but also seem to never look at the road since their eyes are averted several degrees to the right to look at that stupid "dashboard" in the middle of the damn console!

Tesla>BMW in terms of assholiness.

/ thank you

There are asshole cars and there are smug asshole cars.  BMW's are asshole cars.  Tesla's have take over for Priuses (Prius'? Prii?) as the smug asshole car.  Priuses also had the "most clueless driver on the road" award, but that's also been passed on to Tesla owners.


Thanks for the confirmation.

Also, I prefer "Prii". But those people wouldn't find any humor in it.
 
Dodo David [TotalFark]
2023-03-17 10:46:06 PM  
The little old lady from Pasadena has been replaced by the 51-year-old Pasadena man. I think I will avoid Colorado Boulevard for awhile.
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2023-03-17 10:56:08 PM  

Dodo David: The little old lady from Pasadena has been replaced by the 51-year-old Pasadena man. I think I will avoid Colorado Boulevard for awhile.


If only that were possible on a regular basis - well I guess technically it's possible, depending on how the one ways treat you, but still
 
Trocadero
2023-03-17 10:56:32 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Inasmuch as BMW drivers seem to be, even if only anecdotally, asshole drivers...I think the crown needs to passed along to TESLA drivers who not only seem to be entitled but also seem to never look at the road since their eyes are averted several degrees to the right to look at that stupid "dashboard" in the middle of the damn console!

Tesla>BMW in terms of assholiness.

/ thank you


At least 20 years ago, it was obvious BMW sent out a memo to their dealers. "If somebody who's a complete farking catastrophe behind the wheel is interested in our cars, subtly point them at the Audi/Lexus dealership down the road. We can't keep up w/ the terrible PR anymore." They started including Tesla in that list when those came out.
 
schecter [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-03-17 11:02:08 PM  

SuperChuck: El_Dan: Ford F-350 to push a BMW X-3

There are no heroes here.

Where's Norm Macdonald when you need him?


Here you go.
Norm is never that far away from Fark.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
hlehmann
2023-03-17 11:06:23 PM  
"at a high rate of speed"

Oh fark you, you journalism school dropout. Learn to write in farking English.
 
Dreadskull
2023-03-17 11:46:32 PM  

C18H27NO3: "Use y'all blinkah, idjit"

Guaranteed that's how it all started.


There is no way on earth an F-350 driver knows wtf a turn signal is
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2023-03-18 12:17:03 AM  

hlehmann: "at a high rate of speed"

Oh fark you, you journalism school dropout. Learn to write in farking English.


Like everybody doesn't have their auteur ambitions when they start writing shiat?
 
bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-03-18 12:55:24 AM  

Dodo David: The little old lady from Pasadena has been replaced by the 51-year-old Pasadena man. I think I will avoid Colorado Boulevard for awhile.


Use Cordova West of Hill.  East of Hill, you're better off on Del Mar or Orange Grove.
 
Mr. Fuzzypaws [TotalFark]
2023-03-18 1:49:03 AM  
Why did they blurr out "SCHOOL BUS" in the pic? Afraid we might know kids go to school in giant yellow vehicles.
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2023-03-18 2:53:08 AM  

bughunter: Dodo David: The little old lady from Pasadena has been replaced by the 51-year-old Pasadena man. I think I will avoid Colorado Boulevard for awhile.

Use Cordova West of Hill.  East of Hill, you're better off on Del Mar or Orange Grove.


'Cept everybody else knows that too - so they all go that way
 
Dr Jack Badofsky
2023-03-18 3:06:01 AM  
He just wants to be like everybody else.
 
BlazeTrailer
2023-03-18 4:05:17 AM  

Ragin' Asian: PENIS FIIIIIIGHT!!!


Subby lost on that one. Zero motivation mentioned in the article that you can get behind. Which essentially means subby is just mad someone was driving a bmw
 
Sin_City_Superhero
2023-03-18 9:36:15 AM  

C18H27NO3: "Use y'all blinkah, idjit"

Guaranteed that's how it all started.


I'm gonna go with  "YEE HAW!"
 
Baloo Uriza
2023-03-18 11:45:26 AM  

El_Dan: Ford F-350 to push a BMW X-3

There are no heroes here.


Usually the case when there's an altercation only between motorists.
 
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